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Hell said:
Well of course but thats not the hand you were dealt. If you were attractive your annoying persona would be seen as quirky and your weird requests for sexual favors would be seen as assertive like you're a man who knows what he wants and isn't afraid to take it.

This sperg facemogs me to oblivion and I have no doubt that if left alone in a room with a girl she would have her way with him dogpill style

I mean the guy in that vid seems like his mind is almost 0
I guess there are still things to be thankful for
 
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YungCell said:
Holy shit If this isnt a larp then you are a moron, never thought I'd side with a foid over an incel but ffs you asked your friends mom for handjob what on earth did you possibly expect?
Tbh
 
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This is hilarious tbh :feelskek:
 
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YungCell said:
Holy shit If this isnt a larp then you are a moron, never thought I'd side with a foid over an incel but ffs you asked your friends mom for handjob what on earth did you possibly expect?

Honestly idek
Biggest regret of my life had to get it off my chest
 
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This guy is probably another 15 years old wannabe incel :feelsugh: smh..
 
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AutistCell said:
I know i suck with this kind of thing but i didnt expect this reaction
If you guys have nothing nice to say to me please just dont say it

I wasn't trying to be mean or anything, just being realistic. If you really did what you said, this is a sign of some extreme autism.
 
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Teutonic Knight said:
I wasn't trying to be mean or anything, just being realistic. If you really did what you said, this is a sign of some extreme autism.

I make terrible character judgmenets
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AutistCell said:
I make terrible character judgmenets
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Well that's it then. Like I said, I was just being realistic.
 
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apologise to your mom and your friends mom.
say you're depressed and not thinking straight.
thats your only way to fix this.

and you should apologize. this is a fucking retarded story if true
 
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Low inhib incel indeed. That is what's happening when you are self-confident.
 
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Darth Cialis said:
Holy shit the autism, just because she didn't give her son's friend a random handjob it doesn't mean that she is a virtue-signalling bitch.
:feelshaha: you're autistic if you think that's what I meant. I'm talking about the part where she got freaked out and told his mom when she knew he was lonely and desperate. Not that she should of given him a handjob. It's that she wasn't an actual kind person and that she just wanted to be fake nice to the ugly deformed kid to pretend that she is a good person.
 
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:feelshaha: you're autistic if you think that's what I meant. I'm talking about the part where she got freaked out and told his mom when she new he was lonely and desperate. Not that she should of given him a handjob. It's that she wasn't an actual kind person and that she just wanted to be fake nice to the ugly deformed kid to pretend that she is a good person.
She got freaked out because the friend of her son who was sleeping there had just asked her a fucking handjob out of the blue. What the actual fuck man.
 
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Darth Cialis said:
She got freaked out because the friend of her son who was sleeping there had just asked her a fucking handjob out of the blue. What the actual fuck man.
He talked about how he's a lonely virgin with no friends except her son to her at age 18, so of course he's going to be desperate as fuck/emotional and might say something dumb like that. She didn't have to get freaked out and tell his mom.
 
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lmao great low inhib move
 
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GeneticFilth said:
He talked about how he's a lonely virgin with no friends except her son to her at age 18, so of course he's going to be desperate as fuck/emotional and might say something dumb like that. She didn't have to get freaked out and tell his mom.
this tbh.
I wouldn't even call it autistic.
the foid is the one who couldn't keep her mouth shut and ruined his reputation for nothing.
she is more autistic than him in this scenario.

bro if this was the biggest regret of your life ...
boys will be boys, don't feel ashamed because some toilets told you to do so.
 
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You are not normal
 
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YungCell said:
Holy shit If this isnt a larp then you are a moron, never thought I'd side with a foid over an incel but ffs you asked your friends mom for handjob what on earth did you possibly expect?
 
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GeneticFilth said:
He talked about how he's a lonely virgin with no friends except her son to her at age 18, so of course he's going to be desperate as fuck/emotional and might say something dumb like that. She didn't have to get freaked out and tell his mom.
"Of course he might say something like that" you say? Are you out of your mind?
She did well telling his mother imho, because she needs to understand the level of autism of his son.
 
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AutistCell said:
Ok so I was at my friend’s place (18 at the time)
He seems a bit more normie than me, sometimes talked to people at school
His mum is a big milf (7/10) and i actually adored her
She was always so nice to me and after a while she became the only female i could somewhat communicate with

I was telling her one night about my issues (virgin ugly no friends except her son etc) and she was boosting my ego big time
She then walks me to bed and says goodnight to me and i just decide to go for it and ask for a pity handjob
She gets freaked out which pisses me off cus she knows im weird and desperate so thats super inconsiderate
Honestly she seemed so nice but she was just another selfish foid bitchwhore
Then she told my mum and its just never been the same, no matter what i told her
My mum seems to like other kids more than she likes me now

You were a fucking retard for asking her that but I guess you know this yourself...
 
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Sounds like something I would say too.
 
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Darth Cialis said:
"Of course he might say something like that" you say? Are you out of your mind?
She did well telling his mother imho, because she needs to understand the level of autism of his son.
He's never had 1 girl be nice to him except for his friends mom and he opened up to her about how he's a loser virgin at 18(the worst thing you can be in life). The mom should of thought that he's just being desperate, dumb, then said no, and pretended like it never happened.
 
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GeneticFilth said:
He's never had 1 girl be nice to him except for his friends mom and he opened up to her about how he's a loser virgin at 18(the worst thing you can be in life). The mom should of thought that he's just being desperate, dumb, then said no, and pretended like it never happened
I think Darth Cialis @Darth Cialis is right. imagine if he said that shit to a therapist or a teacher or to a random foid that was just being kind to him.
at least now he know the consequences and hopefully this will prevent him form being accused of sexual harassement or other shit.
 
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TheReaper said:
I think Darth Cialis @Darth Cialis is right. imagine if he said that shit to a therapist or a teacher or to a random foid that was just being kind to him.
at least now he know the consequences and hopefully this will prevent him form being accused of sexual harassement or other shit.
It's not just she was kind to him, it's he opened up to the girl about being a loser 18 year old virgin and she was boosting his ego after that. If the mom just said no and then pretended like it never happened to make it less awkward then he still would of learned his lesson.
 
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GeneticFilth said:
He's never had 1 girl be nice to him except for his friends mom and he opened up to her about how he's a loser virgin at 18(the worst thing you can be in life). The mom should of thought that he's just being desperate, dumb, then said no, and pretended like it never happened.
It was gigaautistic and degenerate, not so easy to dismiss and he better learns not to behave like that.
 
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Darth Cialis said:
It was gigaautistic and degenerate, not so easy to dismiss and he better learns not to behave like that.
Seems easy to dismiss to me. An ugly grotesque freak opens up about being a loser virgin at 18 and you're the first person to give him positive reinforcement. He's very emotional, desperate, and doesn't think clearly so he says something dumb. All she has to do is ignore it and pretend like it never happened and he learns that if you're a genetic abomination people pity you to pretend they are good people.
 
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GeneticFilth said:
Seems easy to dismiss to me. An ugly grotesque freak opens up about being a loser virgin at 18 and you're the first person to give him positive reinforcement. He's very emotional, desperate, and doesn't think clearly so he says something dumb. All she has to do is ignore it and pretend like it never happened and he learns that if you're a genetic abomination people pity you to pretend they are good people.
I don't agree and am tired of even discussing such degeneracy.
 
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Darth Cialis said:
I don't agree and am tired of even discussing such degeneracy.
:) op is prob larping
 
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Hope you learn from it dude but your low inhib may be a big plus for you when you get a real chance at sex.
 
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AutistCell said:
Ok so I was at my friend’s place (18 at the time)
He seems a bit more normie than me, sometimes talked to people at school
His mum is a big milf (7/10) and i actually adored her
She was always so nice to me and after a while she became the only female i could somewhat communicate with

I was telling her one night about my issues (virgin ugly no friends except her son etc) and she was boosting my ego big time
She then walks me to bed and says goodnight to me and i just decide to go for it and ask for a pity handjob
She gets freaked out which pisses me off cus she knows im weird and desperate so thats super inconsiderate
Honestly she seemed so nice but she was just another selfish foid bitchwhore
Then she told my mum and its just never been the same, no matter what i told her
My mum seems to like other kids more than she likes me now
Wow, I can't imagine why. Are you fucking retarded?
 
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AutistCell @AutistCell - You were a cunt for trying to fuck your friends mom, so why the fuck should anyone feel sorry for you, lets say she had given you the handjob, that wouldn't have been a "win" for you, you would have ruined your friendship, your friend would definitely fuck you up afterwards for sure.

I would not want you for a friend

Now to critique your approach, you were too fucking direct, you needed to "test the waters" first

Be flirty but not direct

Wait until a day she's cooking or something and sits down, asks if she's tired and her back hurts or something, if she says yes, ask if she wants a back rub jokingly and that some girl you know showed you how to do them, etc

More likely than not, phrased like that, unless she's disgusted by you, she wouldn't refuse, because - "its just an innocent little back rub, and my back is hurting, I am tired, Bob doesn't do this for me much these days anyways, etc"

You just went straight to "jerk me off" JFL, dude its like you have no common sense, there's so many mental blocks at work that you have to slowly break down over time to even make something like this possible, she's weirded out by the age gap, she's weirded out by the fact you are her sons friend and would feel guilty, etc, etc, and you have to build up her level of comfortability and familiarity with you to override those "mental blocks"

So either way you are a fool, your actions were foolish, and your approach was foolish.
Accurate tbh. I agree. I guess he is a very naive person. Or hes too isolated.
 
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No there's nothing wrong with it, what's wrong is that he's not good looking, if he was chad then it'd be ok.

Larp vibes though, but may be true, I myself have come close to doing things like this.
 
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AutistCell @AutistCell Jesus dude, I know you're autistic but... damn... I have autism too and this would have never crossed my mind. If you're legit you are the biggest mentalcel truecel in the story of humanity.
 
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GeneticFilth said:
:feelshaha: you're autistic if you think that's what I meant. I'm talking about the part where she got freaked out and told his mom when she knew he was lonely and desperate. Not that she should of given him a handjob. It's that she wasn't an actual kind person and that she just wanted to be fake nice to the ugly deformed kid to pretend that she is a good person.
It's not being fake, that's a weird as fuck question. What if I asked your mom to do that for me?
 
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Honeypot said:
You tough she was being genuinely nice when actually she was another virtue signalling whore who is part of the problem and will never do nothing to fix the situation.
 
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Leave the dude alone, people.
 
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Absolutezer0 said:
It's not being fake, that's a weird as fuck question. What if I asked your mom to do that for me?
Obviously that's a weird as fuck question. If you open up to someone about being a virgin loser at 18 and they boost your ego like op said you might be desperate and say something dumb like that. The best thing would be to ignore it and pretend like it never happened.
 
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Negative inhib for asking your friends mom for a handjob. Wish I was that low inhib
 
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What a fucking moron.
 
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AutistCell said:
Ok so I was at my friend’s place (18 at the time)
He seems a bit more normie than me, sometimes talked to people at school
His mum is a big milf (7/10) and i actually adored her
She was always so nice to me and after a while she became the only female i could somewhat communicate with

I was telling her one night about my issues (virgin ugly no friends except her son etc) and she was boosting my ego big time
She then walks me to bed and says goodnight to me and i just decide to go for it and ask for a pity handjob
She gets freaked out which pisses me off cus she knows im weird and desperate so thats super inconsiderate
Honestly she seemed so nice but she was just another selfish foid bitchwhore
Then she told my mum and its just never been the same, no matter what i told her
My mum seems to like other kids more than she likes me now

Super low IQ if you thought that would work lmfao
Your mother has always liked other kids more than you, now she actually has a reason to do it openly now
 
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GeneticFilth said:
Obviously that's a weird as fuck question. If you open up to someone about being a virgin loser at 18 and they boost your ego like op said you might be desperate and say something dumb like that. The best thing would be to ignore it and pretend like it never happened.
Yeah ok, I agree with you, it would have been better for her to brush it off, at the same time I can understand why she did that.
 
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