RECOMMEND ME A MARTIAL ARTS TO START

[ghostcell]

does anyone do martial arts??

since there is no way of me getting laid IN HELL
AND I HATE LOOKSMAXXING

I HAVE TO TRANSCEND MY BODY AND MIND

i have to start and become some kind of super fighter or soldier (FOR NO REASON IF FBI IS READING THIS)

WHATS THE BEST MARTIAL ART FOR TALL LANKLET ??

 

[Crustaciouse]

Do kick boxing, it gets your upper and lower body power high.

 

[Dekim]

Go to: karate, bjj, San Da
Avoid: boxing, wrestling, bullshit like aikido

 

[It's All a Cope]

Jiu-Jitsu, having the power to snap someone's arm feels so good.

 

[Weed]

MMA all the way

 

[Noobcake]

Haha don’t listen to the fool above me. Boxing/wrestling bullshit? You are wrong af. Those two plus bjj are the only martial arts that work irl

 

[LeagueEuW]

I just started at a muay thai gym.
Thaiboxing gives you a good excuse whenever you go to Thailand to "practise thaiboxing with the locals".

 

[rotandrise]

As a lanklet your biggest advantage is reach. Start with kickboxing or better yet, muay thai. If you don't want to get hurt start with wrestling(greco or freestyle).

Jon jones is also a lanklet and his whole game revolves around keeping distance and avoiding getting taken down. He barely knows bjj.

 

[Jockcel]

Go for boxing. That shit always works in street situations unlike other bullshit martial arts.

 

[ghostcell]

Go for boxing. That shit always works in street situations unlike other bullshit martial arts.

what would work in urban warfare situations?

 

[Dekim]

Haha don’t listen to the fool above me. Boxing/wrestling bullshit? You are wrong af. Those two plus bjj are the only martial arts that work irl

I said bullshit like aikido

Box and wrestling are top tier but not for incels. Too many assholes do box and wrestling and they will bully him

 

[ghostcell]

I said bullshit like aikido

Box and wrestling are top tier but not for incels. Too many assholes do box and wrestling and they will bully him

im scared my height will fuck me over

i weigh 85 kilos and im 6'7 so what the fuck if i get matched up against some 85kg guy who is 20-30cm shorter but jacked as fuck 

he will destroy me

 

[Jockcel]

what would work in urban warfare situations?

Krav maga and a rifle.

 

[Deleted member 1252]

Krav Maga is the most lethal
Jujitsu is also very good
As is taekwondo
Although all martial arts originate from Shaolin Kung Fu
All basically derivatives of each other

 

[SeifEsteem]

Train your gun license

 

[ghostcell]

Train your gun license

first day at gun range then the feeling would be to strong to pull the gun on myself

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Krav maga and a rifle.

thanks

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Krav Maga is the most lethal
Jujitsu is also very good
As is taekwondo
Although all martial arts originate from Shaolin Kung Fu
All basically derivatives of each other

taekwondo would be swag if i can kick the shit out of people and make some epic jumps with my long legs lol

 

[Noobcake]

Assuming if you even do go through with this which is unlikely, its only use for you will be in a controlled environment. Taking ti to the streets will just get you hospitalized/killed when someone pulls a weapon. Unlike my Chinese cartoons, no martial art defeats knife/gun

 

[Deleted member 776]

Krav Maga. It takes techniques from multiple disciplines and combines them for maximum effectiveness. Something the average bloke can learn and use. The IDF trains all of its soldiers in it.

Also get a rifle, I'd recommend a Lee & Enfeild No. 4 model (WW2 vintage) in .303. Start getting rounds down range. A true weapon of war.

 

[Sparrow's Song]

Historical swordsmanship.

 

[Hunter]

martial art is cope, weightlifting is the best way to increase your chances of winning a fight.