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Realistically could I ascend in Afghanistan or Pakistan if I became a Shaykh?

I'm enrolled in Madinah University which is one of the most prestigious Islamic universities in the world, I'm starting classes online in late August. I'm also learning Arabic, Persian, Pashto and Urdu.

I'm Sub 5 and ND, but would this even be an issue in Afghanistan? I'm set to inherit well over a million dollars within a decade, so it got me thinking if ascension is possible.
 
What means ascension to you if you are sub 5?

Surgery? If you got money
 
Buy her father 10 cows and he will trade you his daughter even if she doesn't want to be with you she will have to be. Just don't bring her back to your shitty first world country because she will dump you and become a whore
 
Buy her father 10 cows and he will trade you his daughter even if she doesn't want to be with you she will have to be. Just don't bring her back to your shitty first world country because she will dump you and become a whore
10 cows is too much
 
Muh nikka you live in fucking Pakistan just take a road trip up to the hills find an old man and offer him 500 American dollars for his grand daughters hand in marriage.
 
I'm enrolled in Madinah University which is one of the most prestigious Islamic universities in the world
Mogs me already
would this even be an issue in Afghanistan?
I guess not. You're already a richfag anyway and that's >enough to get *some* bitches to think you're cool and mysterious rather than autistic as fuck
I'm set to inherit well over a million dollars within a decade
Mods ban this sandnigga for bragging
 
Buy her father 10 cows and he will trade you his daughter even if she doesn't want to be with you she will have to be. Just don't bring her back to your shitty first world country because she will dump you and become a whore
I wish that's how it was everywhere
 
you're more likely to get your head cut off by terrorists than ascend in afghanistan.

Try pakistan if you don't wanna get your shit rocked
 
Probably not. Foids there reserve themselves for their male cousins.
 
Buy her father 10 cows and he will trade you his daughter even if she doesn't want to be with you she will have to be. Just don't bring her back to your shitty first world country because she will dump you and become a whore
Ngl I'd probably be scared that she'll poison my food or tell her brother or some terrorists to cut my head off.
 
I'm set to inherit well over a million dollars within a decade, so it got me thinking if ascension is possible.
fakecel then, leave this place and go live your life
 
Buy her father 10 cows and he will trade you his daughter even if she doesn't want to be with you she will have to be. Just don't bring her back to your shitty first world country because she will dump you and become a whore
I don't want to leave Afghanistan or Pakistan once I move there in my 20's. I want to become a Shaykh and then eventually a Mufti (a Senior Scholar) and a Qadi (A Judge)
 
Dont react

I’m stupid and retarded
In Afghanistan women don't have the luxury of caring about looks...I mean, they care, but securing access to shelter, food, etc. means more to them
 
Probably not. Foids there reserve themselves for their male cousins.
Yes, it's a shame I wasn't born into a Muslim family because I would Cousinmaxx if I was
 
Come to Ashgabat
I genuinely wonder what foids in Turkmenistan would be like, seeing as the country isolated itself so much from the world I wonder if they even know what feminism is. Too bad, as an American I would only be able to visit on a guided tour so geomaxxing there would be next to impossible
 
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Realistically could I ascend in Afghanistan or Pakistan if I became a Shaykh?

I'm enrolled in Madinah University which is one of the most prestigious Islamic universities in the world, I'm starting classes online in late August. I'm also learning Arabic, Persian, Pashto and Urdu.

I'm Sub 5 and ND, but would this even be an issue in Afghanistan? I'm set to inherit well over a million dollars within a decade, so it got me thinking if ascension is possible.
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I genuinely wonder what foids in Turkmenistan would be like, seeing as the country isolated itself so much from the world I wonder if they even know what feminism is. Too bad, as an American I would only be able to visit on a guided tour so geomaxxing there would be next to impossible
Next best thing is any of the other -Stans in the CIS I guess
 
Next best thing is any of the other -Stans in the CIS I guess
Yup, I'd definitely want to visit at least Kazakhstan and Kyrgyzstan one day. Looks like beautiful countries with many opportunities for some ND copes of mine (photographing Soviet machinery, trainspotting), as I would never wish to dedicate a trip solely for geomaxxing. Because if I fail completely I wouldn't have spent 1000's of USD for essentially nothing, at least then I can trick myself into thinking I got something out of it
 
Yup, I'd definitely want to visit at least Kazakhstan and Kyrgyzstan one day. Looks like beautiful countries with many opportunities for some ND copes of mine (photographing Soviet machinery, trainspotting), as I would never wish to dedicate a trip solely for geomaxxing. Because if I fail completely I wouldn't have spent 1000's of USD for essentially nothing, at least then I can trick myself into thinking I got something out of it
My recommendation, if you want to take a look at the Caspian Sea, try Aktau. It's an underrated place, I like it a lot. Of course I never went, but someday I hope to.
 
My recommendation, if you want to take a look at the Caspian Sea, try Aktau. It's an underrated place, I like it a lot. Of course I never went, but someday I hope to.
Interesting, thanks brocel :feelsokman:
 
Holy brag, yes if you’re not a moron or deformed you can ascend
 

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