For my first post as a member of this wonderful forum, I would like to share a compilation of quotes about women:
"Women are the interchangeable instruments of an always identical pleasure. "
Marcel Proust
"To love intelligent women is a pederast's pleasure. "
Charles Baudelaire
"Women are like mirrors, they reflect but do not think. "
Arthur Schopenhauer
"Woman is a surface that mimics depth. "
Friedrich Nietzsche
"Every woman has her fortune between her legs. "
Honoré de Balzac
"The only way to behave with a woman is to make love with her if she is pretty, and with another if she is not. "
Oscar Wilde
"Women are like weather vanes, they fix themselves when they rust. "
Voltaire
"In any case, get married: if you find a good wife, you will be happy. If you fall on a bad one, you will become a philosopher, which is excellent for a man. "''
Socrates
"Intelligent men cannot be good husbands, for the good reason that they do not marry. "
Henry de Montherlant
"Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with your enemy. "
Pythagoras
"Take women for what they are not and leave them for what they are. "
Serge Gainsbourg
"The desire to please is born in women before the need to love. "
Ninon de Lenclos
"I have never had any luck with women. There has always been a moment when their stupidity has exceeded my love. "
Paul Leautaud
"He who seeks a beautiful, good and intelligent woman, does not seek one but three. "
Oscar Wilde
"Legs allow men to walk and women to make their way. "
Alphonse Allais
"It is often the woman who inspires us to do the great things she prevents us from accomplishing. "
Alexandre Dumas
"It is us who make women what they are worth and that is why they are worth nothing. "
Mirabeau
"It's been two years since I've spoken to my wife, it was to avoid interrupting her. "
Jules Renard
"I don't believe much in the law of gravity, it is indeed easier to lift a woman than to let her fall. "
George Courteline
"A good deal: buy all women at the price they are worth and sell them at the price they value themselves. "
Jules Renard
"A faithful woman makes one man unhappy. "
Albert Camus
"It is often with a foolish woman that one lives in good intelligence. "
Albert Willemetz
"If woman were good, God would have one. "
Sacha Guitry
"Women would be charming if we could fall into their arms without falling into their hands. "
Ambrose Bierce
"Women sometimes forgive the one who rushes the opportunity, but never the one who misses it. "
Talleyrand
"The French almost never talk about their wives; it is because they are afraid to talk about them in front of people who know them better than they do. "
Montesquieu
"An old maid is a young girl who has said no once too often. "
Peynet
"The best condom is ugliness. "
Hervé Bazin
"A woman without breasts is a bed without pillows. "
Anatole France
"A woman, if she doesn't talk about herself, has hardly two subjects of conversation: people to speak ill of her, money to claim. "
Georges Wolfromm
"You have to take women as you take turtles: by putting them on your back. "
Elémir Bourges
"In many women, thoughts rise when the breasts fall. "
Pierre Belfond
"Women are the interchangeable instruments of an always identical pleasure. "
Marcel Proust
"To love intelligent women is a pederast's pleasure. "
Charles Baudelaire
"Women are like mirrors, they reflect but do not think. "
Arthur Schopenhauer
"Woman is a surface that mimics depth. "
Friedrich Nietzsche
"Every woman has her fortune between her legs. "
Honoré de Balzac
"The only way to behave with a woman is to make love with her if she is pretty, and with another if she is not. "
Oscar Wilde
"Women are like weather vanes, they fix themselves when they rust. "
Voltaire
"In any case, get married: if you find a good wife, you will be happy. If you fall on a bad one, you will become a philosopher, which is excellent for a man. "''
Socrates
"Intelligent men cannot be good husbands, for the good reason that they do not marry. "
Henry de Montherlant
"Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with your enemy. "
Pythagoras
"Take women for what they are not and leave them for what they are. "
Serge Gainsbourg
"The desire to please is born in women before the need to love. "
Ninon de Lenclos
"I have never had any luck with women. There has always been a moment when their stupidity has exceeded my love. "
Paul Leautaud
"He who seeks a beautiful, good and intelligent woman, does not seek one but three. "
Oscar Wilde
"Legs allow men to walk and women to make their way. "
Alphonse Allais
"It is often the woman who inspires us to do the great things she prevents us from accomplishing. "
Alexandre Dumas
"It is us who make women what they are worth and that is why they are worth nothing. "
Mirabeau
"It's been two years since I've spoken to my wife, it was to avoid interrupting her. "
Jules Renard
"I don't believe much in the law of gravity, it is indeed easier to lift a woman than to let her fall. "
George Courteline
"A good deal: buy all women at the price they are worth and sell them at the price they value themselves. "
Jules Renard
"A faithful woman makes one man unhappy. "
Albert Camus
"It is often with a foolish woman that one lives in good intelligence. "
Albert Willemetz
"If woman were good, God would have one. "
Sacha Guitry
"Women would be charming if we could fall into their arms without falling into their hands. "
Ambrose Bierce
"Women sometimes forgive the one who rushes the opportunity, but never the one who misses it. "
Talleyrand
"The French almost never talk about their wives; it is because they are afraid to talk about them in front of people who know them better than they do. "
Montesquieu
"An old maid is a young girl who has said no once too often. "
Peynet
"The best condom is ugliness. "
Hervé Bazin
"A woman without breasts is a bed without pillows. "
Anatole France
"A woman, if she doesn't talk about herself, has hardly two subjects of conversation: people to speak ill of her, money to claim. "
Georges Wolfromm
"You have to take women as you take turtles: by putting them on your back. "
Elémir Bourges
"In many women, thoughts rise when the breasts fall. "
Pierre Belfond
