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Venting Real ancient chads would dig cantaloupe

TiredofTalking

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Like imagine. Who wouldn’t fuck a cantaloupe. It looks like a pussy, has no ve·ne·re·al diseases, and you could stick victorious justice in some nick sitcom like 12 years ago in some cutout magazine on top of it . make her hole in real time kind of way and be going to town. If you don’t think melons are better than holes (in multiple ways) you just notlivinglifecel.
Hell I hope aliens reproduce just by fucking juicy produce. Not feminist involved :foidSoy:
 
over for vegetablecels

Hell I feel like it a god given miracle through cantaloupes. It’s like :feelscry:
Pussy so appealing, you watch porn?
Here’s the same thing through cantaloupes.
It gives you nutrients man, and helps support your life unlike those whores I gave you as a test to enter my kingdom :feelsthink:
 
I'm allergic to Cantaloupe and Honeydew Melon.
 
MassiveIQcel
 

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