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It's Over React with an emoji to the situation below

TheGrayWolf

TheGrayWolf

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You’re a truecel, like me. (I’m 26 and KHHV)

You’re you. Now… science fiction story time…

Imagine you were 5’7” tall (I’m 5’4”) and had a 6/10 face. You have 15.5cm (6.1 inch) dick.

You have a girlfriend who has a 7/10 face, she’s 5’6”, but she loves you despite your face and height. She’s very loyal (you’re 100% sure she’d never cheat) and she’s kind and always happy, sporty, fun and intelligent, has a nice body, is pretty doesn’t like to wear make up, likes to cook for you, has lots of hobbies, has a high sex drive, is never in a bad mood.

NOW REACT TO THIS STATEMENT WITH AN EMOJI: “You will never have such a girlfriend. Never. Never. Never.”

React, brocels

I start: :cryfeels: :feelsrope:
 
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I’m drunk. First I laughed like this. Now I’m crying. Please explain why u think it’s funnny. Lol lol lol. You think it’s funny? I’m fuck sad man it’s NOOOOOT funnnny man stop laughing or explain why I demand and explanation NOOOOOWWWWWW
 
I’m drunk and crying. Pleas explain your reactionn
I am used to hearing "you'll never have a girlfriend" so I respond with :feelsseriously:
:yes:= Means that I agree with your statement.
 
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Right thank you and cheers. Here’s a beer for you. See it in the gif?. How you even pronounce that. Gif. Giiif hmmmm
 
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First laughing at the madness. Then realising how futile our efforts are, thus breaking down and facing cold, hard reality. It is over. :feelskek: All we can do is LAUGH! :feelsclown:
Oh man. This is sad and funny at the same time. I’m laughing like a maniac now in between sobs lmfao :cryfeels: :feelshaha:
 
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I can HEART-DLY believe this!
 

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