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Dr. Autismo

Dr. Autismo

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a tramp goes into a restaurant and ask the waiter for a straw.
after the waiter gives the tramp a straw, he leaves and another tramp enters the same restaurant.
he asks the waiter for a straw and after the waiter gives him a straw, and he leaves,
then another tramp enters the restaurant, but this time, he wants a knife and folk.

the waiter askes the tramp why he wants a knife and folk when his 2 friends asked for straws.
he tells the waiter "one of our mates threw up, their getting the fluids, i'm having the chunky parts.".
 
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I DNR bro make it shorter
 
 

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