RATE my birthday plans

[ropetomorrow]

take day off wagecucking
wake up drink vodka
go see hooker after breakfast
have lunch  drink more vodka
play with my cat
play video games
go to hookers again in arvo
have dinner with parents
cry myself to sleep because no gf no friends

 

[Leaguecell]

Id move the breakfast hooker to bed time, that way you can cry yourself to sleep with empty balls

 

[demonanus]

Pretty good tbh

 

[Weeble]

10/10 great birthday

 

[Allblueeeee]

Thats depressing af. Its over. Do you listen also to sad music? Its pretty well to get more depressed tbh

 

[Allday]

Two hookers in one day are you Richcel?

Beats my 18th

 

[Richard spencer]

0/10 not enough birthday ER.

 

[TheVman]

at least you have friends

 

[iblamemyself]

take day off wagecucking
wake up drink vodka
go see hooker after breakfast
have lunch  drink more vodka
play with my cat
play video games
go to hookers again in arvo
have dinner with parents
cry myself to sleep because no gf no friends

5/10 not bad but not very good. May I ftfy?

>Wake up in the morning feeling like p diddy
>Get a Big Mac from McDonalds, stick a candle into it, light it, blow it out, wish a million dolans and have your family sing happy birthday to you. Do not eat a cake, it's for sissies.
>Buy a huge lottery ticket
>Buy something for your cat to eat/ play with
>Go to a gay bar (trust me) and approach the buffest dudes. Ask for steroids and adrenaline.
>Take the drugs.
>Fuck a hooker in the ass. No cuddling, no small talk, ass out, vaseline on, plow away
>Go home/ or to the gym and train, listening to heavy metal
>Relax at home and play something therapeutic like silent hill