LDAR Ranking of life problems

[Mainländer]

Ranking of life problems:

S tier:
Going through torture with mutilation, becoming blind and deaf

A tier:
Starving, going to war, going through torture without mutilation, serious diseases (cancer, etc), being raped as a straight man

B tier:
Being an incel, having to wageslave in shitty jobs

C tier:
Being poor, having a dysfunctional family, being raped as a virgin woman or old lady, having to wageslave in average jobs

D tier:
Having mild mental conditions, being raped as a promiscuous woman, having to wageslave in good jobs

E tier:
Muh harassment, muh catcalling, muh manspreading, muh sexism, muh women are a minority in CEO positions (never mind the fact they're basically nonexistent in vital back-breaking blue-collar work as well)

Say more shit and I'll rank them, or do your own version.

 

[wizardcel]

S tier and A tier are definitely worse than being an incel. Extreme poverty, the death of a loved one are also worse.

 

[Deleted member 15752]

Tier F: being born as non working femoid and suckind dick for more money

 

[TINMAN]

I feel like straight men being raped should be in two different categories. I consider being anally or orally raped (whether by a man or foreign object) way more severe than being forced to penetrate a woman.

 

[Mainländer]

I feel like straight men being raped should be in two different categories. I consider being anally or orally raped (whether by a man or foreign object) very different from being forced to penetrate a woman.

I assumed being raped as a man as being raped by another man.

Being forced to fuck a woman is E- tier unless there's physical damage or diseases involved.

 

[TINMAN]

I assumed being raped as a man as being raped by another man.

Being forced to fuck a woman is E- tier unless there's physical damage or diseases involved.

I mean, it could be a woman using a dildo/other object to rape you too, assuming she found some way to drug, paralyze or restrain you. Sure, it's way less likely but still a possibility.

 

[Mainländer]

I mean, it could be a woman using a dildo/other object to rape you too, assuming she found some way to drug, paralyze or restrain you. Sure, it's way less likely but still a possibility.

True. I think that would be way worse but still less grave than a man raping, again, unless physical damage takes place.

 

[Blacktarpill]

Tier whatever:
Admin - Administrator
Mod - Moderator
Obscure - 20000 posts
Paragon - 15000 posts
Luminary - 10000 posts
Overlord - 5000 posts
Mythic - 4500 posts
Wizard - 4000 posts
Legend - 3500 posts
Commander - 3000 posts
Admiral - 2500 posts
Major - 2000 posts
Captain - 1500 posts
Veteran - 1000 posts
Officer - 500 posts
Chad - 0 posts

 

[Deleted member 60]

being incel is worse than everything else

 

[ordinaryotaku]

Tbh this 100% accurate, but IMO A and S tier should be merged together to be one S tier. Inceldom should be A tier tbhtbh. Though another high IQ Mainländer post.

 

[Ritalincel]

being incel is worse than everything

 

[Cuyen]

Tier F: being born as non working femoid and suckind dick for more money

 

[TheGoodGuy]

Having a defect body is the worst hell of all I envy EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU!

 

[Mainländer]

Having a defect body is the worst hell of all I envy EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU!

What's your defect?

 

[GoonCel]

Chad - 0 posts

 

[First loss]

Having a defect body is the worst hell of all I envy EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU!

What's wrong with your body?

 

[Incelhope]

change C-E tier to something that dont circulate around sex and it becomes more realistic

 

[Guest2]

Chad - 0

@The_Bible_Preacher

 

[Deleted member 265]

Tbh this 100% accurate, but IMO A and S tier should be merged together to be one S tier. Inceldom should be A tier tbhtbh. Though another high IQ Mainländer post.

Chad - 0 posts

 

[Frankenstein's M.]

I got B tier problems

 

[TheGoodGuy]

What's your defect?

What's wrong with your body?

Colorblind
Psoriasis
Scoliosis
A back injury in the middle of my spine so i can´t ever workout again (most likely caused by my scoliosis)
Allergic to almost all food
Throat problem/eating problem this is the worst thing it takes me 5 times or longer than anyone else to eat e.g. a cheeseburger from Mc Donalds takes med 20 minutes to eat.

Because of my throat problem I obviously can´t enjoy food even though it tastes good but I have been close to choking to death 7 times in my life where my dad saved my life every time with a heimlich maneuver. I also can´t use drugs or alcohol because of allergies and throat problem plus my brain must be wired wrong because I get anxiety from all drugs even drugs I used to enjoy in the past (I am "only" 24yo)

I also can´t socialize with anyone because if you socialize with friends you eventually have to eat and it gives me anxiety eating with others because I know they are annoyed at how slow I eat so I don´t have any friends and needless to say I will never be able to get on a date with a girl because first impressions are everything so if I was lucky enough to match with one and she would return a message why would she choose me with all these problems over 50 other matches with healthy good looking guys with normally functioning bodies? Simply she won´t. Can you even imagine if I got to hang out with a girl or go on a date then she would have to wait 20 minutes for me to finish eating even though I would have a smaller portion than her.

 

[Deleted member 10531]

Tier Ö:
Being female

 

[BKFL]

There’s only one thing worse than being an Incel...

Seeing a mean comment about wahmen on the internet?

 

[Deleted member 12355]

Colorblind
Psoriasis
Scoliosis
A back injury in the middle of my spine so i can´t ever workout again (most likely caused by my scoliosis)
Allergic to almost all food
Throat problem/eating problem this is the worst thing it takes me 5 times or longer than anyone else to eat e.g. a cheeseburger from Mc Donalds takes med 20 minutes to eat.

Because of my throat problem I obviously can´t enjoy food even though it tastes good but I have been close to choking to death 7 times in my life where my dad saved my life every time with a heimlich maneuver. I also can´t use drugs or alcohol because of allergies and throat problem plus my brain must be wired wrong because I get anxiety from all drugs even drugs I used to enjoy in the past (I am "only" 24yo)

I also can´t socialize with anyone because if you socialize with friends you eventually have to eat and it gives me anxiety eating with others because I know they are annoyed at how slow I eat so I don´t have any friends and needless to say I will never be able to get on a date with a girl because first impressions are everything so if I was lucky enough to match with one and she would return a message why would she choose me with all these problems over 50 other matches with healthy good looking guys with normally functioning bodies? Simply she won´t. Can you even imagine if I got to hang out with a girl or go on a date then she would have to wait 20 minutes for me to finish eating even though I would have a smaller portion than her.

have you tried taking a shower?

 

[randomcel92]

Being an incel, having to wageslave in shitty jobs

If you're a truecel you shouldn't have to work

 

[AutisticCopecel]

Tier whatever:
Admin - Administrator
Mod - Moderator
Obscure - 20000 posts
Paragon - 15000 posts
Luminary - 10000 posts
Overlord - 5000 posts
Mythic - 4500 posts
Wizard - 4000 posts
Legend - 3500 posts
Commander - 3000 posts
Admiral - 2500 posts
Major - 2000 posts
Captain - 1500 posts
Veteran - 1000 posts
Officer - 500 posts
Chad - 0 posts

no man chad would actually make 1 post here bragging about his dick sucking and calling us losers

 

[Sniffles]

Colorblind
Psoriasis
Scoliosis
A back injury in the middle of my spine so i can´t ever workout again (most likely caused by my scoliosis)
Allergic to almost all food
Throat problem/eating problem this is the worst thing it takes me 5 times or longer than anyone else to eat e.g. a cheeseburger from Mc Donalds takes med 20 minutes to eat.

Because of my throat problem I obviously can´t enjoy food even though it tastes good but I have been close to choking to death 7 times in my life where my dad saved my life every time with a heimlich maneuver. I also can´t use drugs or alcohol because of allergies and throat problem plus my brain must be wired wrong because I get anxiety from all drugs even drugs I used to enjoy in the past (I am "only" 24yo)

I also can´t socialize with anyone because if you socialize with friends you eventually have to eat and it gives me anxiety eating with others because I know they are annoyed at how slow I eat so I don´t have any friends and needless to say I will never be able to get on a date with a girl because first impressions are everything so if I was lucky enough to match with one and she would return a message why would she choose me with all these problems over 50 other matches with healthy good looking guys with normally functioning bodies? Simply she won´t. Can you even imagine if I got to hang out with a girl or go on a date then she would have to wait 20 minutes for me to finish eating even though I would have a smaller portion than her.

Can't use drugs or alcohol? Bummer.

 

[heroinfather]

S tier and A tier are definitely worse than being an incel. Extreme poverty, the death of a loved one are also worse.

t. inceltears cuck

 

[blond_elf_bard]

Ranking of life problems:

S tier:
Going through torture with mutilation, becoming blind and deaf

A tier:
Starving, going to war, going through torture without mutilation, serious diseases (cancer, etc), being raped as a straight man

B tier:
Being an incel, having to wageslave in shitty jobs

C tier:
Being poor, having a dysfunctional family, being raped as a virgin woman or old lady, having to wageslave in average jobs

D tier:
Having mild mental conditions, being raped as a promiscuous woman, having to wageslave in good jobs

E tier:
Muh harassment, muh catcalling, muh manspreading, muh sexism, muh women are a minority in CEO positions (never mind the fact they're basically nonexistent in vital back-breaking blue-collar work as well)

Say more shit and I'll rank them, or do your own version.

S-tier sounds cool, any stories/links?

 

[Deleted member 14430]

Im a bit of A B and C overall I'd say I'm an B+ on this scale

 

[Michael15651]

A and I’d say S.