Rage. Wendys Chad Ascends on Autopilot

[Warehouse Boy]

My incel friend since jr. High, his dad was transferred to San Jose. He told me this.

A Chad who's totally unmotivated was happily living in a van, and crashing on couches.....and flipping burgers at Wendy's. He only needed gas money and car repairs, he ate at Wendy's so no food bill.

The Chad is classic Swedish, blonde, blue, tall, and ripped without lifting weights. He's lazy.

Anyway, the Chad was immediately put up front as cashier, tee hee, and college Stacie's were hitting on him left and right.

Then, the CEO of the local parent company saw him, and he was given a job as.....marketing manager,,, which was just visiting local store managers.

And get this boyos

The mother Fokker is gonna MARRY the boss daughter, and he is now regional VP.

All he does is visit stores and write down problems.

Next job, probably Governor of California

 

[Speedloader]

Killfuel

 

[NuclearCel]

Chads playing on godmode. JFL its over for us.

 

[Deleted member 6214]

You're better off looksmaxing than studying like a nerd 24/7, I try to tell my parents this but they refute it

 

[Warehouse Boy]

Just be a tall Swedish Chad and marry the boss daughter theory

 

[crestfallencel]

literally do nothing and receive huge benefits theory

 

[Warehouse Boy]

Zero work. Zero motivation. Zero weightlifting. Zero grooming. Zero expensive haircuts. Zero tattoos. Zero personality. Zero education.
But instant jackpot.

Look good and get everything without asking.

 

[Mainländer]

If you have enough looks you'll coast through every single area of life with barely any effort.

 

[Ellsworth]

He must have pulled himself up by his bootstraps. Perhaps you should do the same inkwell.

 

[Deleted member 23712]

My incel friend since jr. High, his dad was transferred to San Jose. He told me this.

A Chad who's totally unmotivated was happily living in a van, and crashing on couches.....and flipping burgers at Wendy's. He only needed gas money and car repairs, he ate at Wendy's so no food bill.

The Chad is classic Swedish, blonde, blue, tall, and ripped without lifting weights. He's lazy.

Anyway, the Chad was immediately put up front as cashier, tee hee, and college Stacie's were hitting on him left and right.

Then, the CEO of the local parent company saw him, and he was given a job as.....marketing manager,,, which was just visiting local store managers.

And get this boyos

The mother Fokker is gonna MARRY the boss daughter, and he is now regional VP.

All he does is visit stores and write down problems.

Next job, probably Governor of California

Definitive proof that looks r everything

 

[WizardofSoda]

Can you ask him if he share the cheat codes to this game.

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

My incel friend since jr. High, his dad was transferred to San Jose. He told me this.

A Chad who's totally unmotivated was happily living in a van, and crashing on couches.....and flipping burgers at Wendy's. He only needed gas money and car repairs, he ate at Wendy's so no food bill.

The Chad is classic Swedish, blonde, blue, tall, and ripped without lifting weights. He's lazy.

Anyway, the Chad was immediately put up front as cashier, tee hee, and college Stacie's were hitting on him left and right.

Then, the CEO of the local parent company saw him, and he was given a job as.....marketing manager,,, which was just visiting local store managers.

And get this boyos

The mother Fokker is gonna MARRY the boss daughter, and he is now regional VP.

All he does is visit stores and write down problems.

Next job, probably Governor of California

I can't take this anymore, how can I cope with these subhuman trash genetics.

 

[Uglymuggly]

My incel friend since jr. High, his dad was transferred to San Jose. He told me this.

A Chad who's totally unmotivated was happily living in a van, and crashing on couches.....and flipping burgers at Wendy's. He only needed gas money and car repairs, he ate at Wendy's so no food bill.

The Chad is classic Swedish, blonde, blue, tall, and ripped without lifting weights. He's lazy.

Anyway, the Chad was immediately put up front as cashier, tee hee, and college Stacie's were hitting on him left and right.

Then, the CEO of the local parent company saw him, and he was given a job as.....marketing manager,,, which was just visiting local store managers.

And get this boyos

The mother Fokker is gonna MARRY the boss daughter, and he is now regional VP.

All he does is visit stores and write down problems.

Next job, probably Governor of California

Dude that’s suifuel but your stories are larps

 

[Deleted member 24256]

I can't take this anymore, how can I cope with these subhuman trash genetics.

 

[Deleted member 14805]

@chadalwayswins