Serious Quote of the day

[Darth Aries]

“I became the first person to cum in 2025

December 31st 2024 - I sat in my chair furiously masturbating my dick desperate to release gallons of sperm but I resisted the urge and I kept edging for 5 minutes carefully watching the clock on my PC. I waited in anticipation until finally it was 2025. I ejaculated releasing loads and loads of gooey white cum everywhere, I moaned with satisfaction, proud of my achievement.

I had just become the first person to cum in 2025. I look over my cum filled desk and chair with pride.

So all of you can go cry, because none of you will be able to claim my title of first person to cum in 2025. Go wallow in sorrow and self-pity at the fact that you missed the opportunity to ejaculate just when it reached the New Year at midnight. While you subhuman mere mortals are setting of fireworks at midnight, I am blasting a massive explosion of cum everywhere. Oh yes, I am now superior to everyone on the planet, bow down to me, the cum lord of 2025.

Happy new year, losers.”

-Morgan Freeman

 

[user2]

DNR a single fucking word

 

[Darth Aries]

DNR a single fucking word

Technically you did, but probably stopped reading after the first sentence.

 

[Skelly]

Did read every word and let me tell you, that was a masterpiece of literature

 

[Friend]

 

[Friend]

Did read every word and let me tell you, that was a masterpiece of literature

 

[CRASH THE CUCK]

 

[Darth Aries]

Coomfuel demon slayer avi

 

[Friend]

Coomfuel demon slayer avi

mitsuri best girl

 

[VPSCel]

mitsuri best girl

I will bring mitsuri to life one day fuuuaaark her outfit is such coomfuel

 

[chalk son]

I became the first person to cum in 2026

December 31st 2025 - I sat in my chair furiously masturbating my dick desperate to release gallons of sperm but I resisted the urge and I kept edging for 5 minutes carefully watching the clock on my PC. I waited in anticipation until finally it was 2026. I ejaculated releasing loads and loads of gooey white cum everywhere, I moaned with satisfaction, proud of my achievement.

I had just become the first person to cum in 2026. I look over my cum filled desk and chair with pride.

So all of you can go cry, because none of you will be able to claim my title of first person to cum in 2026. Go wallow in sorrow and self-pity at the fact that you missed the opportunity to ejaculate just when it reached the New Year at midnight. While you subhuman mere mortals are setting of fireworks at midnight, I am blasting a massive explosion of cum everywhere. Oh yes, I am now superior to everyone on the planet, bow down to me, the cum lord of 2026.

Happy new year, losers.”

 

[Friend]

I will bring mitsuri to life one day fuuuaaark her outfit is such coomfuel

dont worry brocel, when bo2cel ascends and becomes king of the world he will bring all the fictional women to life

 

[Paladin]

I saw this posted in that video jfl

 

[VPSCel]

dont worry brocel, when bo2cel ascends and becomes king of the world he will bring all the fictional women to life

 

[Starfish]

stay gaming