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I think we should consider doing this as a cheap alternative to onaholes.
But not with fresh ones because they would be too cold and hard.
If we wait for pumpkins to start to soften/rot then they would become soft/flexible and warm.
Also you could basically go around and collect rotting pumpkins from your neighborhood curbs after halloween is over: a lot of people will jut throw them out. Go and check their compost / green bins, or garbage if your neighborhood doesn't process that.
You won't need to worry about washing it out afterward like with an onahole, since they are disposable.
Also because a pumpkin is huge it would feel more like fucking a foid since it has mass like an onahip/onatorso, it's not some time handheld thing you're stroking with, you can lie right on top of it, or even if you lay on your back and lifted it, you wouldn't feel your own hands.
I would suggest engaging in necromancy to summon the soul of a little virgin girl who died centuries ago during some plaque so that it inhabits your pumpkin so when you fuck the pumpkin you take her ghost-virginity.
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