My Name Jeff
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I will list scientific points to prove Jesus Christ was actually black.
1. Mother having birth "without sex"
Take a look at her. sorry to say, it's obvious she BURNS THE COAL, and she may have been the first to pay the toll and get knocked up by a nigger whilst married.
2. The (real) Father
How did Mary find a black guy to fuck? Quite simple. During Jesus' birth, three wise men mysteriously show up. How did they know?
"King Balthazar, in traditional pictorial representations from the Late Middle Ages, is often represented as a black person (as an integrating or cosmopolitan graphic symbol, in the tradition that the "wise men" or "magi" who worshipped Jesus in Bethlehem represented the peoples of the whole world)"
Mary burned coal with one of the wise men who happened to be black. After ditching his soon to be child, he felt guilt and returned with his friends to offer gifts as hush money to save his reputation and make amends with Mary.
3. The beta provider who covered it all up.
Jesus' "dad" Joseph, a carpenter, a provider for Mary, a beta. He did not have sex with his wife, but she somehow got pregnant. Despite him being a beta, he still knew what was up. This is why Joseph was absent for most of the bible as he knew Jesus was not his real son.
Why would he do this? Simple, to save his reputation. Back then communities were tight knit and being known as the guy whose wife got knocked up by a wise man nigger is life ending. Having the story be your wife got knocked up by an omnipotent godly being is far more glamorous.
4. What JESUS actually looked like
1. Mother having birth "without sex"
Take a look at her. sorry to say, it's obvious she BURNS THE COAL, and she may have been the first to pay the toll and get knocked up by a nigger whilst married.
2. The (real) Father
How did Mary find a black guy to fuck? Quite simple. During Jesus' birth, three wise men mysteriously show up. How did they know?
"King Balthazar, in traditional pictorial representations from the Late Middle Ages, is often represented as a black person (as an integrating or cosmopolitan graphic symbol, in the tradition that the "wise men" or "magi" who worshipped Jesus in Bethlehem represented the peoples of the whole world)"
Mary burned coal with one of the wise men who happened to be black. After ditching his soon to be child, he felt guilt and returned with his friends to offer gifts as hush money to save his reputation and make amends with Mary.
3. The beta provider who covered it all up.
Jesus' "dad" Joseph, a carpenter, a provider for Mary, a beta. He did not have sex with his wife, but she somehow got pregnant. Despite him being a beta, he still knew what was up. This is why Joseph was absent for most of the bible as he knew Jesus was not his real son.
Why would he do this? Simple, to save his reputation. Back then communities were tight knit and being known as the guy whose wife got knocked up by a wise man nigger is life ending. Having the story be your wife got knocked up by an omnipotent godly being is far more glamorous.
4. What JESUS actually looked like