For some reason, Project+ (a mod for Super Smash Bros. Brawl) made it so that all items are cranked to the fucking max and you can't change it which means that there's shit constantly falling from the sky and killing you while your AI opponents lay down the hurt on you with everything they have! I was doing the final match of the first tier where you have to fight all the OG Smash Bros. Characters but I couldn't do jack fucking shit because it was literally raining Pokéballs and these little fuckers were covering most of my Goddamn screen to the point where I couldn't even see myself in the fucking sea of Pokémon. It was like the world's hardest game of "Where's Waldo" except you're Waldo and there are a bunch of fucking dragons trying to kill you. I couldn't even get a single hit in because for some jacked up reason, the bots kept pulling Groudon, Palkia and Snorlax in that exact order. Literally the three biggest motherfuckers in the game covering my screen. Fuck event matches.
