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Serious prison is the best place for an incel

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- you have no internet, which means no suifuel 24/7

- you have all day long to work out and rest, to become a more buff version of yourself

- you can study without the tortorus sight of sexy cute young girls everywhere, which makes it much easier to finish school, get a degree to get a high paying job when you get out

- you get food from the prison, so you don't have to go to the grocery store to do shopping

- prison builds mental strength and discipline (especially if you spend a lot of time in the hole)

- you get a break from this terrible life and society


a 3-4 year old prison sentence will do wonders for you. it will have boosted your chances of ascending by at least 400% when you get out.


this guide is of course for people who have a chance at ascending


for guys that have absolutely zero chance at ever ascending, then life without parole is the better option.
 
prison is the worst place for an incel
 
Troll or painfully low IQ
 
Low tier god mods

@Fat Link @proudweeb @TheProphetMuscle @The Enforcer
 
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Yes incel, you see the concentration camp is good for you. Please step inside and tell the federal agent here you want to ER.
 
prison is the worst place for an incel
where is the one place on earth you won't witness couples holding hands, making out, males and females hugging, kissing etc?

that's right: PRISON

prison is paradise for incels
 
this graycel is completely out of his fucking mind
 
where is the one place on earth you won't witness couples holding hands, making out, males and females hugging, kissing etc?

that's right: PRISON

prison is paradise for incels
:feelswhat:
 
Prisons are full of slayers and everyone there has kids or a pregnant foid at home waiting for him. I'm almost certain that incels are very prone to violence and being taken advantage of in prisons. If an incel is in prison for sexual offense, white knights who are there for ""better crimes"" try to kill him unless his country separates sexual offenders from other inmates.
 
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This is some inceltears psyops shit
 
Another retarded GrAY thread, 2024 users really are bottom of the barrel
 
- you have no internet, which means no suifuel 24/7

- you have all day long to work out and rest, to become a more buff version of yourself

- you can study without the tortorus sight of sexy cute young girls everywhere, which makes it much easier to finish school, get a degree to get a high paying job when you get out

- you get food from the prison, so you don't have to go to the grocery store to do shopping

- prison builds mental strength and discipline (especially if you spend a lot of time in the hole)

- you get a break from this terrible life and society


a 3-4 year old prison sentence will do wonders for you. it will have boosted your chances of ascending by at least 400% when you get out.


this guide is of course for people who have a chance at ascending


for guys that have absolutely zero chance at ever ascending, then life without parole is the better option.
Maybe in the Norwegian prison system, but in America. It's just gonna make you worse when you get out. Because not only will you be a victim of constant violence and witness constant violence. You are not going to be happy wasting those 3 or 4 years of your life where you could have been at least enjoying yourself with your copes. Plus there's a high chance you will be gang raped by nazi chads, cartel juans and ghetto hood tyrones. Discipline and stoicism is overrated and prison is way too mentally and physically abusive to achieve any same results. It's like these retarded boomers. That say you should join the Army. So you can peel potatoes and get beat up by chad's 24/7 Perhaps I don't want to self improve. Perhaps I just want to live an epicurean lifestyle and enjoy myself and not have to worry about the absurdity of this world. You have faggots like OP that wants to tell everybody else what to do this is disgusting.... I'm going to be a Bohemian hippie and enjoy my freedom as it last.
 
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You can't serious
 
Good luck getting raped 24/7, no thanks, im gonna pass on that
 
Shit tier post encouraging users to incriminate themselves.
 
- you have no internet, which means no suifuel 24/7

- you have all day long to work out and rest, to become a more buff version of yourself

- you can study without the tortorus sight of sexy cute young girls everywhere, which makes it much easier to finish school, get a degree to get a high paying job when you get out

- you get food from the prison, so you don't have to go to the grocery store to do shopping

- prison builds mental strength and discipline (especially if you spend a lot of time in the hole)

- you get a break from this terrible life and society


a 3-4 year old prison sentence will do wonders for you. it will have boosted your chances of ascending by at least 400% when you get out.


this guide is of course for people who have a chance at ascending


for guys that have absolutely zero chance at ever ascending, then life without parole is the better option.
- you're no longer a virgin when you get out
 
You were never bullied.
 
go right ahead fella, all yours
 
Nigger, you will get beaten up by inmate.
Even worse, you get raped!
 
where is the one place on earth you won't witness couples holding hands, making out, males and females hugging, kissing etc?

that's right: PRISON

prison is paradise for incels
Says the faggot who haven't been to prison.
 
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- you have no internet, which means no suifuel 24/7

- you have all day long to work out and rest, to become a more buff version of yourself

- you can study without the tortorus sight of sexy cute young girls everywhere, which makes it much easier to finish school, get a degree to get a high paying job when you get out

- you get food from the prison, so you don't have to go to the grocery store to do shopping

- prison builds mental strength and discipline (especially if you spend a lot of time in the hole)

- you get a break from this terrible life and society


a 3-4 year old prison sentence will do wonders for you. it will have boosted your chances of ascending by at least 400% when you get out.


this guide is of course for people who have a chance at ascending


for guys that have absolutely zero chance at ever ascending, then life without parole is the better option.
 
Idk I am just joking
Anyway going to prison have pros an cons
Cons
You get hurt and sucks
Pros
Jeremy meeks is in prison and he will tell you to never give up
 
Nah. I still prefer being in the forest alone trying to survive. You will always be busy si you wouldnt have time to think about women, you would be free and you wouldnt have to worry about niggers trying to rape you.
 
this graycel is completely out of his fucking mind
Yup. This is a glowie for sure

No booze, weed, porn, internet, good food, TV, video games. Just goy slop on a plastic tray 3 times a day, wearing the same orange trench suit 24/7 365.

Zero entertainment, just concrete walls to stare at. And you’re locked in with a bunch of violent nigger chimps who will stab you or rape you at the earliest convenience

Maybe you have a 16jnch black and white TV with 3-4 channels that is accessible 3 hours a day? I’d kill myself for sure, but go on a mass stabbing first
 
dumbest thread Ive seen so far and this means a lot...
 
This is satire...
This is satire...
This is satire...

Right...?
 
Until you get raped by the fags in jail
 
I agree. My life is over anyway might as well rot
 
Yup. This is a glowie for sure

No booze, weed, porn, internet, good food, TV, video games. Just goy slop on a plastic tray 3 times a day, wearing the same orange trench suit 24/7 365.

Zero entertainment, just concrete walls to stare at. And you’re locked in with a bunch of violent nigger chimps who will stab you or rape you at the earliest convenience

Maybe you have a 16jnch black and white TV with 3-4 channels that is accessible 3 hours a day? I’d kill myself for sure, but go on a mass stabbing first
5min in and his boypussy will be spread like a pizza dough
 
The best place for an incel is inside a Stacy’s vagina
 
One of the most retarded threads I’ve ever seen
 
Worst fucking thing I've read all week, this has to be troll post or genuinely retarded
 
Nigga no it isn’t it’s gonna be filled with big aggressive niggers
 
Can confirm. This is utter horseshit
 
- you have no internet, which means no suifuel 24/7

- you have all day long to work out and rest, to become a more buff version of yourself

- you can study without the tortorus sight of sexy cute young girls everywhere, which makes it much easier to finish school, get a degree to get a high paying job when you get out

- you get food from the prison, so you don't have to go to the grocery store to do shopping

- prison builds mental strength and discipline (especially if you spend a lot of time in the hole)

- you get a break from this terrible life and society


a 3-4 year old prison sentence will do wonders for you. it will have boosted your chances of ascending by at least 400% when you get out.


this guide is of course for people who have a chance at ascending


for guys that have absolutely zero chance at ever ascending, then life without parole is the better option.
Just go to prison theory
 
I disagree, being a NEET is the best place for an incel


- you have no internet, which means no suifuel 24/7 JUST DONT GO ON SOCIAL MEDIA

- you have all day long to work out and rest, to become a more buff version of yourself YOU CAN DO THAT WITHOUT PRISON NIGGA

- you can study without the tortorus sight of sexy cute young girls everywhere, which makes it much easier to finish school, get a degree to get a high paying job when you get out JUST DONT GO OUTSIDE, SAME RESULT

- you get food from the prison, so you don't have to go to the grocery store to do shopping YOU CAN ORDER FOOD ONLINE

- prison builds mental strength and discipline (especially if you spend a lot of time in the hole) CAN DO THE SAME AT HOME

- you get a break from this terrible life and society JUST DONT GO OUTSIDE THEORY, SAME RESULT
 

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