Preferred method of suicide after years of inceldom?

[BringBackPatriarchy]

Imagine this scenario:

After years of incel suffering, you finally realize that you are doomed to a lifetime of inceldom for genetic factors beyond your control. You don't have the money for extensive reconstructive plastic surgery or sex tourism in Thailand and never will. There is no way out. You are perma-fucked. Rather than endure additional years of endless misery as an incel or virgin-for-life, you decide to end it.

What is the best way to say "Fuck you!" to a world that never gave a shit about you?

 

[NekoStance]

You already know the answer

And you chose not to list it smh

 

[Eternaldarkness]

I would jump off a building since guns are banned here.

 

[Mainländer]

Cyanide, rocking like a German officer in 1945.

 

[acnescarcel]

nitrogen death by far.

 

[Weirdcel]

You already know the answer

And you chose not to list it smh

 

[ApoplecticRage]

Death by bear attack. Go out like a champ getting some licks in.

 

[RottingThroat]

High speed motorcycle accident.

 

[Givingup20]

You already know the answer

And you chose not to list it smh

Cyanide, rocking like a German officer in 1945.

That shit takes like 15 mins look at Heinrich Himmler

 

[z2020]

Most painless one ideally

 

[BabyFacedIncel]

Cyanide, rocking like a German officer in 1945.

Watch the video of the guy who committed suicide by Cyanide in court. You will probably change your mind, its a brutal way to go. Your lungs stop working and start contracting and you suffocate to death as your internal muscles begin to stop functioning but the brain remains totally conscious.

Video:

 

[Stop Time]

drowning is pretty much painless.

 

[MarriedAndLookin4Fun]

Gunshot to the head
Even if guns are very regulated here, it's still easy to make a shitty single shot firearm and end it

Another reliable method is by explosives, which is arguably easier than making a gun and much more effective

 

[ItsOverBuddyBoyos]

Heroin overdose. You just fall asleep and die in bliss.

 

[last_man]

I want to hire a prostitute to sit on my face until I suffocate

 

[Ritalincel]

sudoku

 

[Lechuga]

None of the above.

 

[BringBackPatriarchy]

None of the above.

There is an "other" category to select...

 

[currycel]

Heroin overdose. You just fall asleep and die in bliss.

This. I almost did this. It is an amazing way to go.

Downside is if you fail, like I did, you will realize that there are better things in life to be enjoyed than females/sex, and you won't want to die any more.

 

[Kointo1]

I'm going to commit sudoku

 

[ItsOverBuddyBoyos]

This. I almost did this. It is an amazing way to go.

Downside is if you fail, like I did, you will realize that there are better things in life to be enjoyed than females/sex, and you won't want to die any more.

Cope. That's just your lizard brain not wanting your putrid flesh to turn rotten and expire. Pure extinct. Life is meaningless as an incel.

 

[Kointo1]

Life is meaningless.

 

[currycel]

Cope. That's just your lizard brain not wanting your putrid flesh to turn rotten and expire. Pure extinct. Life is meaningless as an incel.

Dunno, some substances make me forget my misery. Then again, they only make me forget, not actually rid me of my misery.

 

[deadman123]

I can't commit suicide. I will only die as a true warrior

 

[zerozerozero]

hit by train because it inconveniences normies. suicide by cop is pretty hardcore as well
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aramoana_massacre

 

[gylo]

Nuclear destruction of the world's population. I want to be the last one left on earth before I off myself. Not that I'd actually do it, but the idea of ending it all with myself if comforting.