How Long is My Schlong?
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How do you measure up against others?
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How do you measure up against others?
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"schlong" I like the word 
My dick is abysmal, it compares against nothing
did you put it in the website to see how you compare against others?
Schlong?
I think I have sch-short
I think I have sch-short
bro wtf. According to stats 5 inches is average, but on this site it's bottom 18%. This is very unsettling.
based KSGcel
5 inch = average
5 inch to foids = micropenis
ERECT
72.7%
In a room of 1000 guys, 273 should be larger
72.7%
In a room of 1000 guys, 273 should be larger
Not a surprise from you. You are a big ball of testosterone
Its more realistic, average means nothing.
Funny is, that back then my testosterone was not that high (I measured it via blood test). I do not know how it is today though.
Lifting those foids has surely increased it.
A lot of them put in higher numbers than they actually are to throw off the averages.
And to be fair if you do end up mogging over 800 of them you can consider your schlong to be big.
ERECT
61.8%
In a room of 1000 guys, 382 should be larger
CIRCUMFERENCE
3.7%
In a room of 1000 guys, 963 should be larger
It’s over for pencildickcels
61.8%
In a room of 1000 guys, 382 should be larger
CIRCUMFERENCE
3.7%
In a room of 1000 guys, 963 should be larger
It’s over for pencildickcels
Tomorrow there will be another victim. I really want to do it inside the gym. Imagine I lifted her and she has to proceed her training afterwards. It will be awkward for her. Whenever she sees me that day, she will be reminded of it, that I lifted her. Even after that incidence she cannot forget it.
Very average schlong size: 6" length, 5.2" circumference. But women aren't impressed by average. I was asked my size a couple of times before; one girl said, "That's not too bad..."
From now on I'll reply, "There's only one way to find out!"
From now on I'll reply, "There's only one way to find out!"
5'5 is 38% over
exactly, wtf
wow my dick is just average lenght, but it's quite thinck, interesting to know that, shame i wil never use it
That website is a double edge sword, it's either a potent suicidefuel or lifefuel
A moment of silence to all our friends lost to the dickpill
A moment of silence to all our friends lost to the dickpill
Potential life fuel for some, sui fuel for others...
Blackpilled calculator says 6 inches is the average.
Blackpilled calculator is right.
Erect
61.8%
In a room of 1000 guys, 382 should be larger
Flaccid
28.7%
In a room of 1000 guys, 713 should be larger
Circumference
69.6%
In a room of 1000 guys, 304 should be larger
It's over for growercels
Its above average shame it'll never get put to use
61.8%
61.8% erect, 58.6% flaccid, 69% circumference
Wtf this is suicide fuel for sub 6inchcels
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