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Imgrlbtwxd said:
your life or only your social interactions or interactions with women?

Social interactions with EVERYONE. Aspergers= Chances with women are out the window, and its even difficult to just make a friend.
 
itsOVER said:
White girls have always treated me like absolute garbage. Hate them, fucking hate them.

Wanna trade war stories? I’ll start. My PCP had a reception area stocked with Asians. I’d go up to the desk and say I was there for such and such appointment. They’d act like I wasn’t there. I said it again then one of them would respond and act like it was a bother.

If I needed test results early in the morning, they would have me come back later whereas 5/10+ males, old guys, and all women I saw asking got them. This happened multiple times and long after the results came in. Also had a female X-Ray tech pretend not to speak English then heard her speaking it fluently after I left. FML
 
Danced with a girl at a club
Got her number
We made plans to hang out
She asked me what I wanted to do
Jokingly texted her netflix and chill
She seriously replied yes
Lost my virginity minutes after my first kiss
 
Prince Of Dankness said:
This is a great way to spot fakecels. 

I can't even think of any brag stories.

Same
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BonePressed said:
Danced with a girl at a club
Got her number
We made plans to hang out
She asked me what I wanted to do
Jokingly texted her netflix and chill
She seriously replied yes
Lost my virginity minutes after my first kiss

Again.

Why the fuck are you on this forum?
 
Imgrlbtwxd said:
I plan to be in a relationship because I am autistic as fuck and don't know how to interact with women in order to be  a slayer.
I am just happy that I have found someone

the girl I am dating is 4/10 btw but I like her personality and she got me hard almost every time

Good luck boyo

Imgrlbtwxd said:
DUDE, I AM a VIRGIN, just like YOU

I didn't had SEX with a GIRL yet, not even a BJ

THIS is the ONLY place in the entire INTERNET I can relate to

asperger is no fun

Tell me what happened after this?:

Imgrlbtwxd said:
I made a girl drunk in order to make out with her we even landed in her bed cuddling so the plan worked out I guess
 
42cel said:
Again.

Why the fuck are you on this forum?

I was an incel all the way until 18

Incel at heart now / blackpilled normie
 
This thread proves that we have lots of faekcels.
WHEN WILL THEY BE BANNED?!
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42cel said:
Elaborate.

I don't remember much more. She was my neighbor and we were playing in her yard and then she took off her clothes and told me to finger her.
 
Prince Of Dankness said:
Social interactions with EVERYONE. Aspergers= Chances with women are out the window, and its even difficult to just make a friend.

same for me but I can fake a personality and some people actually like this

are you good looking at least?

or are you the clishee incel guy?
 
BonePressed said:
I was an incel all the way until 18

Incel at heart now / blackpilled normie

18 is not very late.

I generally appreciate blackpilled normies, but am not sure if they fit on this site. I am not too familiar with websites like lookism, but maybe those would be suited better for a blackpilled normie?
 
DankIncel said:
Good luck boyo


Tell me what happened after this?:

too much of a pussy to make a move she basically used me as a toy but not for sex, just for attention

DankIncel said:
This thread proves that we have lots of faekcels.
WHEN WILL THEY BE BANNED?!
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do you know what a fakecel is?

a guy who claims to be a virgin even though he had sex once
I never had sex, which means I am not a fakecel
 
DankIncel said:
This thread proves that we have lots of faekcels.
WHEN WILL THEY BE BANNED?!
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I guess you could report all of them LOL. The amount of answers honestly shocked me.


Imgrlbtwxd said:
do you know what a fakecel is?

a guy who claims to be a virgin even though he had sex once
I never had sex, which means I am not a fakecel

But many women showed interest in you, which means you are a severe case of mentalceldom. You even said you will get laid in the following weeks. The definition of an incel is a bit flawed anyway. Most truecels never even had a femoid show interest in them.
 
Framecel222 said:
I don't remember much more. She was my neighbor and we were playing in her yard and then she took off her clothes and told me to finger her.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
 
i was a slayer in primary school. thats quite literally it unless you count dare askouts from agressively obviously faking thots in secondary school.
 
42cel said:
But many women showed interest in you, which means you are a severe case of mentalceldom. You even said you will get laid in the following weeks. The definition of an incel is a bit flawed anyway. Most truecels never even had a femoid show interest in them.

I definetly can't assure that I get laid in the next month, and I don't want to do it because I will hate myself if it doesn't work out.

yes the term incel is flawed even though it is very simple : I wanted to have sex but I couldn't get laid.
I never claimed to be a truecel but female interest or good looks do not gurantee you sexual interaction with women, you need SOME kind of personality/game/humor which I have not
 
Female friend gave me a blowjob.
 
Ok, sure.

When I was 18, I met a 14 year old jb in an online game. I didn't pursue her and did not know she was a girl at first, we just swapped email addresses.

Sent her my pic and she sent me hers. She thought I was super hot for some reason. Saw her on cam (no pedo shit, lol), so she wasn't frauding.

She wanted to come to my country (she lived in the country next door) and have sex with me. I told her she was too young and she shouldn't be talking to older guys on the internet about sexual stuff, and that I only wanted to be her friend (fuck my life). It was summer vacation, so she could have easily made the trip and I wouldn't have been a virgin today, but I was too afraid to get raped in prison and I also had high morals.

Looked her up on Facebook a few years ago. She is now a fat feminist and looks like utter shit.
 
Imgrlbtwxd said:
too much of a pussy to make a move she basically used me as a toy but not for sex, just for attention



do you know what a fakecel is?

a guy who claims to be a virgin even though he had sex once
I never had sex, which means I am not a fakecel

What you typed proved that you can have sex but you are not putting enough effort. Boyo, work your ass and escape inceldom already.
 
CopingGymcel said:
Ok, sure.
When I was 18, I met a 14 year old jb in an online game. I didn't pursue her and did not know she was a girl at first, we just swapped email addresses.
Sent her my pic and she sent me hers. She thought I was super hot for some reason. Saw her on cam (no pedo shit, lol), so she wasn't frauding.
She wanted to come to my country (she lived in the country next door) and have sex with me. I told her she was too young and she shouldn't be talking to older guys on the internet about sexual stuff, and that I only wanted to be her friend (fuck my life). It was summer vacation, so she could have easily made the trip and I wouldn't have been a virgin today, but I was too afraid to get raped in prison and I also had high morals.
Looked her up on Facebook a few years ago. She is now a fat feminist and looks like utter shit.

Lmfao.

Phaggot.

Do you regret it?
 
Framecel222 said:
Lmfao.

Phaggot.

Do you regret it?

Yes. She was a 6-6.5 PSL JB, who didn't have many friends for some reason (had been bullied over her nose, which honestly wasn't that bad).

She was constantly horny and would always bring up sex.

I saw some hot JBs today. God damn.
 
CopingGymcel said:
Yes. She was a 6-6.5 PSL JB, who didn't have many friends for some reason (had been bullied over her nose, which honestly wasn't that bad).

She was constantly horny and would always bring up sex.

I saw some hot JBs today. God damn.

Jesus Christ, this is even worse than the time I messed up. You could've been balls deep in a prime 14 year old JB, just lol, even if you get life in prison that's worth it.
 
copied and pasted from recent lookism post from a 15 y/o slayer

during this past august some girl hmu and said her parents were sleeping so I tried to sneak out at 2am to go meet her. I had a soccer game the next game at 9am but fuck it whatever. my uber account is connected to my parents so they would know if I tried to call an uber. so instead I had to move my dad's $2,500 electric bike out of the living room and through 2 creaky ass doors without waking him up. fucking took me 10min to move it stg but I managed. she lived like 20 something minutes away on car but I biked so it was longer. fastest way was through the interstate so I biked on there. I swear to god it felt like I was going to die every car that past because the are traveling at 70mph while iwas going 25mph with no helmet. also biking on the interstate is illegal so if the cops showed up I was FUCKED. I knew I was going to get a major concussion or die if I crashed. eventually after 40min of high anxiety biking I made it to her place. we did everything there is besides fuck because I didn't bring any condoms. after like 2hours at her place I had to bike back on a nearly dead battery. if the bike died in the middle of route I was a sitting duck. the bike was like 15pounds and I had to petal like 8miles back. I put on luv is rage 2 and charged on. I reach my house its 5 something am, and Im tired as fuck from biking and cumming and shit. I still had to put the bike back in the living room. when I opened the screen door and tried to put the bike back I found out my dad moved downstairs because it was too hot upstairs. he woke the fuck up and said cmfanel what the fuck are you doing. I said I took the bike to go to 7/11 because I was hungry. he said alright but like not really believe u alright. he then said go to fucking sleep u have a game in like 4 hours so I did.
 
DankIncel said:
What you typed proved that you can have sex but you are not putting enough effort. Boyo, work your ass and escape inceldom already.

boyo I started dating about 8 months ago and with the first 4 girls I had almost none physical interaction because too much of a pussy (even though they gave me obvious signs)
and yes I had more than one date per girl

2 month ago I made out with a girl on the first date, it was the first kiss since 2016

I have 3 dating apps on my phone, and I was desperate enough to install "OlderWomanDating" but no horny milf was nearby

I am planning every single date idea and how I could make it more interesting for her, it is a lot of effort for me and I know I can do it but right now... I am still a virgo


don't tell me to put effort in, I am already doing this
 
I have no bragging stories because I am a certified truecel.

Just lol at all the fakecels on here, holy fuck. A girl has never even looked my way before.
 
I'd rather not, no thanks.
 
Kointo said:
I'd rather not, no thanks.

Does that mean you have some stories that would make everyone jealous?
 
Framecel222 said:
Jesus Christ, this is even worse than the time I messed up. You could've been balls deep in a prime 14 year old JB, just lol, even if you get life in prison that's worth it.

Yup. Will you do me a favor? Travel to my place, buy a gun and shoot me in the back of my head before I can even notice. I will be carrying around 60000 usd in my pocket. It's an easy crime, you'll definitely get away with it. Then you can have all the surgeries in the world.
 
42cel said:
Does that mean you have some stories that would make everyone jealous?

No, they're too autistic and embarrassing.
 
I touched my cousins pussy when she was sleeping and masturbated. I also made her moan once
 
Akarin said:
I touched my cousins pussy when she was sleeping and masturbated. I also made her moan once

She didn't wake up?
 
fucking lol at all these fakecels
>i-i'm not gonna brag, don't want to get b-b&

I don't even have anything to brag about lol, i'm an actual kissless handholdless virgin.
 
CopingGymcel said:
Yup. Will you do me a favor? Travel to my place, buy a gun and shoot me in the back of my head before I can even notice. I will be carrying around 60000 usd in my pocket. It's an easy crime, you'll definitely get away with it. Then you can have all the surgeries in the world.

Very tempting offer since my eye area could use some work. I live in burgerland so there's a gun store literally a couple blocks away from my house.

While I'm there can you give me an IRL rating?
 
CopingGymcel said:
Ok, sure.
When I was 18, I met a 14 year old jb in an online game. I didn't pursue her and did not know she was a girl at first, we just swapped email addresses.
Sent her my pic and she sent me hers. She thought I was super hot for some reason. Saw her on cam (no pedo shit, lol), so she wasn't frauding.
She wanted to come to my country (she lived in the country next door) and have sex with me. I told her she was too young and she shouldn't be talking to older guys on the internet about sexual stuff, and that I only wanted to be her friend (fuck my life). It was summer vacation, so she could have easily made the trip and I wouldn't have been a virgin today, but I was too afraid to get raped in prison and I also had high morals.
Looked her up on Facebook a few years ago. She is now a fat feminist and looks like utter shit.
lul I got one 16 y o Thai girl coming to me in June
 
End my life/thread
 
Weed said:
lul I got one 16 y o Thai girl coming to me in June

Sorry boyo but there's no way a 16 year old Thai girl is flying out to the west to meet you. She's gonna ghost. You'll have to go to her.
 
I never had any sexual or romantic interests from a girl. I was coping
 
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This thread really turned out to be "better" than expected. It made me realize that femoids even showed interest to many incels.is users. I am not even sure if my self-proclaimed 3/10 rating is accurate anymore. Literally no female has ever made an effort to pursue me.
 
42cel said:
It made me realize that femoids even showed interest to many incels.is users.

Not me.
 
Kointo said:
She didn't wake up?

she did not, unfortunately she had very tight pantsu so I merely touched her pubes
 
Kointo said:

Yeah you and some other users are definitely truecels from what I've seen. But it's really astonishing how many people on here are plain mentalcels.
 
42cel said:
This thread really turned out to be "better" than expected. It made me realize that femoids even showed interest to many incels.is users. I am not even sure if my self-proclaimed 3/10 rating is accurate anymore. Literally no female has ever made an effort to pursue me.

simple logic

females show interest to attractive man

some guys on this site are acutally attractive

beeing attractive doesn't mean sex on command

no sex = incels.is member
 
Imgrlbtwxd said:
simple logic

females show interest to attractive man

some guys on this site are acutally attractive

beeing attractive doesn't mean sex on command

no sex = incels.is member

Yeah being attractive and not getting sex just means severe mental problems. I was just delusional thinking this forum would consist of ugly guys only.

Guess I got mentalcelpilled.
 
itsOVER said:
Sorry boyo but there's no way a 16 year old Thai girl is flying out to the west to meet you. She's gonna ghost. You'll have to go to her.

She actually will and not only to UK. She will actually travel to different countries.. I think to fuck other guys too lmao because she got pics with foreigners. Her dad seems rich and she sent me almost nude pics and talks dirty etc. I think she's for real.
 
Weed said:
She actually will and not only to UK. She will actually travel to different countries.. I think to fuck other guys too lmao because she got pics with foreigners. Her dad seems rich and she sent me almost nude pics and talks dirty etc. I think she's for real.

Seriously doubt it tbh. You'll have to go meet her. Aren't you planning to spend summer there anyway?
 
itsOVER said:
Weed said:
She actually will and not only to UK. She will actually travel to different countries.. I think to fuck other guys too lmao because she got pics with foreigners. Her dad seems rich and she sent me almost nude pics and talks dirty etc. I think she's for real.
Seriously doubt it tbh. You'll have to go meet her. Aren't you planning to spend summer there anyway?
Yeah in July or so.. Maybe august lul
 
Weed said:
Yeah in July or so.. Maybe august lul

[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYL28a0LM_A[/video]

Sums up how I feel about the UK.
 

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