Post your most braggy story

[42cel]

I want to drink serious suicide fuel now. Even if you're a truecel, please try to think of the best experience you've had with a femoid and post it here.

Or send me a PM if you have time. Make me want to kill myself.

 

[Tellem--T]

If I share my brag stories I would definitely be banned

 

[TheRealChincel]

I like this place, I’m not ready to go yet.

 

[42cel]

If I share my brag stories I would definitely be banned

Send me a PM lol.

 

[Richard spencer]

One time a girl made eye contact with me...I think.

 

[DankIncel]

[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUlInVat7jc[/video]

 

[42cel]

One time a girl made eye contact with me...I think.

I assume you mean long, "consensual" eye contact that she herself initiated. I.E. not during a work project or something.
What were the circumstances?

 

[Richard spencer]

I assume you mean long, "consensual" eye contact that she herself initiated. I.E. not during a work project or something.
What were the circumstances?

I was walking down the street and she was walking down the other side and we walked past each.
It was true love.

 

[SeifEsteem]

i have an e-gf

 

[Deleted member 2901]

BRAGGING BAN REEEEE

 

[Weed]

I have 1681 tinder matches lol

 

[CopingGymcel]

Not taking a ban hammer up the ass.

 

[42cel]

i have an e-gf

what's her rating

 

[SeifEsteem]

[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUlInVat7jc[/video]

he mogs us

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i have an e-gf

what's her rating

above me def

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[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUlInVat7jc[/video]

 

[DankIncel]

he mogs us

Same. But he made me lol when he said "and she was my cousin" Just lol at that.

 

[teachercel]

A roastie showed me (and 10 other guys) her boobs at a party in college once.

 

[Indari]

7th grade 5/10 girl liked me when I was in 6th. not sure if it was romantic interest or she thought I was cute in a puppy way (because I have always looked a lot younger than I am). She made her interest in me obvious but I was far too autistic and socially underdeveloped to do anything about it. Once I was leaving soccer practice and she was there and said something like give me your phone number. I didn't even have a phone. She gave up eventually because talking to me is like talking to a rock especially back then.
Same thing happened with a girl that lived in my neighborhood around the same time and she eventually moved away.
3/10 girl in junior year liked me as well.
I was "friends" with a girl in kindergarten.
A 2/10 girl liked me also in kindergarten.

 

[SeifEsteem]

he mogs us

Same. But he made me lol when he said "and she was my cousin" Just lol at that.

 

[Solitarian_Walker]

I almost kissed a 13 yo when I was 15 and another 13 yo got physical with me when I was 18. I shoulda fucked her.

 

[Imgrlbtwxd]

I made a girl drunk in order to make out with her we even landed in her bed cuddling so the plan worked out I guess

A girl asked me to come over to her place to play vidya I knew she was into me but I never made a move because she is too ugly for me 2/10

my friend had a gf once I got along with her pretty good, once they broke up we never saw each other again. FF 1 year I saw her on the street with a friend of her (both of them 7/10)

she was super happy to see me and hugged me for about 10 seconds I could see the jelaous look on her friends face, but I managed to remember her name so I said "I know you, you are stacy right" with a fake smile on my face, and she hugged me for about 7 seconds which is pretty long for a normal greeting hug

last week a girl sat in front of me in the bus station and tried to get my attention by carefully touching my legs with mine, then I showed her a hickey on my throat

gonna get banned for this lmao

 

[DankIncel]

he mogs us

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above me def

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Femoids actually wanted him in some videos but he legit just ran away. Femoids are welcoming to him and smile to his face, some of them give him hints, but he always can't see it and doesn't spend more than 2 minutes with them before going away with out saying goodbye. He cocksblocks himself.

Although he could be a troll that pretends to be autistic online.

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Look at the way Femoids look at him. Like he is a human. No Femoid looks at me that way.

 

[42cel]

I almost kissed a 13 yo when I was 15 and another 13 yo got physical with me when I was 18. I shoulda fucked her.

I feel like the left guy in your sig while you (the right guy) are talking LOL.

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last week a girl sat in front of me in the bus station and tried to get my attention by carefully touching my legs with mine, then I showed her a hickey on my throat

What the actual fuck

 

[Solitarian_Walker]

I feel like the left guy in your sig while you (the right guy) is talking LOL.

I feel the same. 24/7.

 

[DankIncel]

I made a girl drunk in order to make out with her we even landed in her bed cuddling so the plan worked out I guess

A girl asked me to come over to her place to play vidya I knew she was into me but I never made a move because she is too ugly for me 2/10

my friend had a gf once I got along with her pretty good, once they broke up we never saw each other again. FF 1 year I saw her on the street with a friend of her (both of them 7/10)

she was super happy to see me and hugged me for about 10 seconds I could see the jelaous look on her friends face, but I managed to remember her name so I said "I know you, you are stacy right" with a fake smile on my face, and she hugged me for about 7 seconds which is pretty long for a normal greeting hug

last week a girl sat in front of me in the bus station and tried to get my attention by carefully touching my legs with mine, then I showed her a hickey on my throat

gonna get banned for this lmao

You can't be serious. MODS WHEN WILL HE GET BANNED?

 

[Solitarian_Walker]

I have 1681 tinder matches lol

 

[itsOVER]

Lifefuel brag: I got a Thai hooker pregnant (proved it via DNA test). She had the kid, and I never paid a penny of child support leaving her to raise the kid alone. The incels strike back!

Suicidefuel brag: 4 years later I had a wonderful Thai girlfriend who loved me to bits. We'd been together 2 years. PSL 5 or 6, well above my looksmatch anyway. I left her to come back to this shithole country and have been miserable ever since. Biggest mistake of my life. From incel to normie then dragged myself back into the incel pit.

 

[TheRealChincel]

Lifefuel brag: I got a Thai hooker pregnant (proved it via DNA test). She had the kid, and I never paid a penny of child support leaving her to raise the kid alone. The incels strike back!

Suicidefuel brag: 4 years later I had a wonderful Thai girlfriend who loved me to bits. We'd been together 2 years. PSL 5 or 6, well above my looksmatch anyway. I left her to come back to this shithole country and have been miserable ever since. Biggest mistake of my life. From incel to normie then dragged myself back into the incel pit.

Are you dead to white girls?

 

[Imgrlbtwxd]

What the actual fuck

that hickey is from the girl I am currently dating

You can't be serious. MODS WHEN WILL HE GET BANNED?

don't pink wojak me 

this thread is about bragging so don't judge me 

I will visit this board until I lose my virginity, this will maybe happen in less than a month

 

[anon_899]

Dozens of matches on my (chad) tinder account

pls no ban

 

[Imgrlbtwxd]

that hickey is from the girl I am currently dating


don't pink wojak me 

this thread is about bragging so don't judge me 

I will visit this board until I lose my virginity, this will maybe happen in less than a month

oh yeah and I have about 20 tinder matches, could get more with better photos

 

[Solitarian_Walker]

Lifefuel brag: I got a Thai hooker pregnant (proved it via DNA test). She had the kid, and I never paid a penny of child support leaving her to raise the kid alone. The incels strike back!

Suicidefuel brag: 4 years later I had a wonderful Thai girlfriend who loved me to bits. We'd been together 2 years. PSL 5 or 6, well above my looksmatch anyway. I left her to come back to this shithole country and have been miserable ever since. Biggest mistake of my life. From incel to normie then dragged myself back into the incel pit.

You successfully passed on your genes. Bravo.

 

[42cel]

that hickey is from the girl I am currently dating

Just wow dude, best of luck. I hope you're planning to be a slayer and not a relationship cuck?

 

[SeifEsteem]

Lifefuel brag: I got a Thai hooker pregnant (proved it via DNA test). She had the kid, and I never paid a penny of child support leaving her to raise the kid alone. The incels strike back!
Suicidefuel brag: 4 years later I had a wonderful Thai girlfriend who loved me to bits. We'd been together 2 years. PSL 5 or 6, well above my looksmatch anyway. I left her to come back to this shithole country and have been miserable ever since. Biggest mistake of my life. From incel to normie then dragged myself back into the incel pit.

and u call me a troll

ur not even incel lmao

 

[itsOVER]

Are you dead to white girls?

Oh hell yeah I am. KHV with white girls.

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You successfully passed on your genes. Bravo.

Yeah it's about the only success I've ever had tbh.

 

[TheRealChincel]

Oh hell yeah I am. KHV with white girls.

That’s funny, Asian women HATE me. Only white women liked me.

 

[Imgrlbtwxd]

Just wow dude, best of luck. I hope you're planning to be a slayer and not a relationship cuck?

I plan to be in a relationship because I am autistic as fuck and don't know how to interact with women in order to be  a slayer.
I am just happy that I have found someone

the girl I am dating is 4/10 btw but I like her personality and she got me hard almost every time

 

[42cel]

I plan to be in a relationship because I am autistic as fuck and don't know how to interact with women in order to be  a slayer.
I am just happy that I have found someone

the girl I am dating is 4/10 btw but I like her personality and she got me hard almost every time

Then prepare to get cucked.

 

[itsOVER]

and u call me a troll

ur not even incel lmao

I am. This was all a long time ago. Never had non-paid sex until 23, then had 2 and a half years of actually getting laid, now I'm back to being incel again. Came back in August 2016 so you know, that's a long time...

 

[_incelinside]

If I share my brag stories I would definitely be banned

Pm me them lol. Need more reason to sui

 

[itsOVER]

That’s funny, Asian women HATE me. Only white women liked me.

White girls have always treated me like absolute garbage. Hate them, fucking hate them.

 

[Imgrlbtwxd]

Then prepare to get cucked.

dude we are not marrying or whatever she is a virgin aswell.
she has no idea what a cuck is or how to abuse a guy because of his emotions ( she tried naturally tbh but I think it's her instinct, I also reacted approppiatly)

 

[torujo]

a girl gave me a hug and i felt her boobs on my chest

 

[DankIncel]

that hickey is from the girl I am currently dating


don't pink wojak me 

this thread is about bragging so don't judge me 

I will visit this board until I lose my virginity, this will maybe happen in less than a month

MODS WHY IS HE STILL NOT BANNED???

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oh yeah and I have about 20 tinder matches, could get more with better photos

MODS!!!!

 

[Imgrlbtwxd]

MODS WHY IS HE STILL NOT BANNED???

DUDE, I AM a VIRGIN, just like YOU

I didn't had SEX with a GIRL yet, not even a BJ

THIS is the ONLY place in the entire INTERNET I can relate to

asperger is no fun

 

[Prince Of Dankness]

This is a great way to spot fakecels. 

I can't even think of any brag stories.

 

[Framecel222]

I fingered a girl in kindergarten.

 

[Incel_Dikshit]

gf's, too many dates i didnt go to, made out, fingered a girl (high school).

 

[Prince Of Dankness]

DUDE, I AM a VIRGIN, just like YOU

I didn't had SEX with a GIRL yet, not even a BJ

THIS is the ONLY place in the entire INTERNET I can relate to

asperger is no fun

Aspergers ruined my life

 

[Imgrlbtwxd]

Aspergers ruined my life

your life or only your social interactions or interactions with women?

 

[42cel]

I fingered a girl in kindergarten.

Elaborate.