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Experiment Poll: Would you be a wingman?

Would you?

  • Yes.

    Votes: 4 9.5%
  • No.

    Votes: 38 90.5%

  • Total voters
    42
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Scenario: A low tier normie classmate from university approaches you and asks you to be his wingman. This would involve you two going to clubs and bars together. You’d try to talk to groups of women, and during the conversation you’d have to gas him up, like: "Oh, this guy? This guy is the best!" You’d also have to divert the attention of the porky bacon friend while he talks to the low tier becky.
 
Idk, sounds a bit cucked.

Bros support bros all nice and cool, but you bet that this fucker will definitely flaunt his gf and be all arrogant about it.
 
Just be a cuck theory
 
No, unless I was paid a substantial amount.
 
Only if it works both ways.
 
I would do it with ulterior motives, like trying to get the women to fall for me instead. But I'm an ugly incel, so there's no point.
 
i mean, that would assume I go to parties and am NT as fuck, so if I was that, then yea, and i would probably expect them to help me socially back
 
Scenario: A low tier normie classmate from university approaches you and asks you to be his wingman. This would involve you two going to clubs and bars together. You’d try to talk to groups of women, and during the conversation you’d have to gas him up, like: "Oh, this guy? This guy is the best!" You’d also have to divert the attention of the porky bacon friend while he talks to the low tier becky.
What kind of question is that?
 
No cuz I think I would genuinely ruin his chances
 
Its just cuck, why tf would I wingman for my normiefag friend.
 
Not helping anyone
 
Cold approaching as LTN will get you no results other than the police arresting your desperate ass
 
Scenario: A low tier normie classmate from university approaches you and asks you to be his wingman. This would involve you two going to clubs and bars together. You’d try to talk to groups of women, and during the conversation you’d have to gas him up, like: "Oh, this guy? This guy is the best!" You’d also have to divert the attention of the porky bacon friend while he talks to the low tier becky.
I’m good off that
 
Sounds humiliating. No.
 
No. I couldn’t stand having to help/humiliate myself just for some cunt to get everything I ever wanted right in front of my face
 
No. I wouldn't mind helping another man in getting a hole, but I'd be miserable in this setting. And I don't need money, so no thanks.
 
Help SOMEONE ELSE get laid? fuck no
 
No, i would not help someone someone got to get something that is denied to me. If anything i would prevent him from achieving his desire.
 

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