Experiment [POLL] What's Your Dick Girth? EVERYBODY ANSWER !! MANDATORY FOR EVERYONE!!

[SchrodingersDick]

Everybody viewing this thread, select an option. I don't want this to be another height/dick thread where only the average and above average guys answer. No bias.

I did a thread like this on height last month.. got like 200 something poll replies.. concluded that the average user here is 5'10" on the dot.. so here's a new one for dick girth (girth > length so I'm doing this one first)

erect girth (circumference), measurement taken mid-shaft (some people have massive base girths and some have baseball bat dicks, thats irrelevant). If you don't know your girth, go get a boner, measure it and come back and vote.

ALSO BUMP THIS THREAD WHEN YOU VOTE SO OVER THE NEXT WEEK OR SO WE HAVE A SAMPLE SIZE OF SEVERAL HUNDRED GUYS

 

[Hunter]

between 6 and 7 inches IIRC. my only good genetic feature and its completely invisible to society and ultimately useless. JFL.

 

[SchrodingersDick]

between 6 and 7 inches IIRC. my only good genetic feature and its completely invisible to society and ultimately useless. JFL.

if you have sufficient flaccid size, you can run grey sweats+no underwear bulge game. just look up "big dick in public" on youtube. life fuel for bigdickcels. if you don't have sufficient flaccid size, you can do some PE to make it bigger and pump before you go outside for some major lifefuel. if u manage to fuck a girl, she'll tell her friends then you can fuck her friends.. there's entire subreddits for guys that tell stories and post text convos with girls about this type of thing

 

[Saka1992]

Try to show it off discreetly

 

[SchrodingersDick]

About 5.5 inches

vote in the poll

 

[Hunter]

if you have sufficient flaccid size, you can run grey sweats+no underwear bulge game. just look up "big dick in public" on youtube. life fuel for bigdickcels. if you don't have sufficient flaccid size, you can do some PE to make it bigger and pump before you go outside for some major lifefuel. if u manage to fuck a girl, she'll tell her friends then you can fuck her friends.. there's entire subreddits for guys that tell stories and post text convos with girls about this type of thing

too high inhib tbh and i cant guarantee that i wouldnt become a walking laughingstock instead.

 

[SchrodingersDick]

too high inhib tbh and i cant guarantee that i wouldnt become a walking laughingstock instead.

nobody will laugh at a guy with a gigadick.

 

[Hunter]

nobody will laugh at a guy with a gigadick.

funny. literally every time in my life i had a boner and someone saw it i got shat on badly. last time it happened i got shat on for two weeks to no end. its not something like height where instead of being amused they fear and respect you.

 

[1984cel]

5.6”

No one would have to be past 6” girth if women weren’t having kids or taking bbcs

 

[RageAgainstTDL]

between 6 and 7 inches IIRC. my only good genetic feature and its completely invisible to society and ultimately useless. JFL.

You could start your own porn site. Seriously. It wouldn't take much work.

Step 1
Have a friend set up a basic CMS site for you with a generic porn name like "Turbo Teens" or some stupid shit. (That's probably already been used but you know what I mean.) Anyone with some basic web skills can set one up for you in a few hours max. The domain and hosting will cost you <$20 per month to start.

Step 2
Get on steroids and do intermittent fasting for 6-12 months to get lean.

Step 3
Put out an ad on Craigslist or start messaging girls on social media for "female porn actresses wanted".

For negotiating payments:
"For a traditional sex scene between a man and a woman, the average actress' compensation is typically between $800 and $1,000, depending on the studio's budget. Top-tier performers can earn as much as $1,500, occasionally $2,000, while newcomers with bad representation might earn as little as $300."

Step 4
Set up somewhere with a friend operating a decent DSLR like a Lumix or Canon 5D on a $20 stabilizer and some $50 lights and have the girl come over. Pop some viagra (plus be loaded on your steroids) and fuck her for an hour or two. Pay her $300-500. Tell your friend not to shoot your face, and edit your face out of the scenes.

Step 5
Post on your porn site.

Once you've done step 1-5 a few times, it will be easier to lie to prospective foids and say "we're becoming a hugely profitable site, so if you do well on this test shoot we've got a lot more work for you" and pay them next to nothing for the first shot.

That's what I would do. If they like your giant dick and roided body plus "badboy" porn image, they might even become a legit fuckbuddy after.

 

[Saka1992]

Call me retarded but how do you chose? Whenever I click on an option it doesn't register my vote.

 

[Hunter]

You could start your own porn site. Seriously. It wouldn't take much work.

Step 1
Have a friend set up a basic CMS site for you with a generic porn name like "Turbo Teens" or some stupid shit. (That's probably already been used but you know what I mean.) Anyone with some basic web skills can set one up for you in a few hours max. The domain and hosting will cost you <$20 per month to start.

Step 2
Get on steroids and do intermittent fasting for 6-12 months to get lean.

Step 3
Put out an ad on Craigslist or start messaging girls on social media for "female porn actresses wanted".

For negotiating payments:
"For a traditional sex scene between a man and a woman, the average actress' compensation is typically between $800 and $1,000, depending on the studio's budget. Top-tier performers can earn as much as $1,500, occasionally $2,000, while newcomers with bad representation might earn as little as $300."

Step 4
Set up somewhere with a friend operating a decent DSLR like a Lumix or Canon 5D on a $20 stabilizer and some $50 lights and have the girl come over. Pop some viagra (plus be loaded on your steroids) and fuck her for an hour or two. Pay her $300-500. Tell your friend not to shoot your face, and edit your face out of the scenes.

Step 5
Post on your porn site.

Once you've done step 1-5 a few times, it will be easier to lie to prospective foids and say "we're becoming a hugely profitable site, so if you do well on this test shoot we've got a lot more work for you" and pay them next to nothing for the first shot.

That's what I would do. If they like your giant dick and roided body plus "badboy" porn image, they might even become a legit fuckbuddy after.

my mother would kill me.

 

[RageAgainstTDL]

my mother would kill me.

Awww Mummygf doesn't want lil Hunter to have sexy time unless it's wif Mummy?

You're an adult (I think). Decide what you want from it, and live your own life.

 

[Hunter]

Awww Mummygf doesn't want lil Hunter to have sexy time unless it's wif Mummy?

my length is only about 6 inches. my dick looks very disproportionate. it would need to be about 8 inches in length anyway. 6x6 looks comical.

 

[RageAgainstTDL]

my length is only about 6 inches. my dick looks very disproportionate. it would need to be about 8 inches in length anyway. 6x6 looks comical.

Agreed. You'd have to do extenders for 6-12 months first to get it to 7+ inches. Entirely doable though. If I had your girth I would have done everything I listed years ago. It's a beautiful scam for fucking top tier hot girls.

 

[Hunter]

Agreed. You'd have to do extenders for 6-12 months first to get it to 7+ inches. Entirely doable though. If I had your girth I would have done everything I listed years ago. It's a beautiful scam for fucking top tier hot girls.

ill consider this option. nofap should give me stronger erections as well, it might be 6.5 or 7 inches when fully stimulated.

 

[SchrodingersDick]

funny. literally every time in my life i had a boner and someone saw it i got shat on badly. last time it happened i got shat on for two weeks to no end. its not something like height where instead of being amused they fear and respect you.

lol yeah a boner in public is funny.. a gigaflaccid that mogs other men's boners is a sight to behold

 

[Hunter]

lol yeah a boner in public is funny.. a gigaflaccid that moms other men's boners is a sight to behold

my flaccid is small length wise i think.

 

[SchrodingersDick]

You could start your own porn site. Seriously. It wouldn't take much work.

Step 1
Have a friend set up a basic CMS site for you with a generic porn name like "Turbo Teens" or some stupid shit. (That's probably already been used but you know what I mean.) Anyone with some basic web skills can set one up for you in a few hours max. The domain and hosting will cost you <$20 per month to start.

Step 2
Get on steroids and do intermittent fasting for 6-12 months to get lean.

Step 3
Put out an ad on Craigslist or start messaging girls on social media for "female porn actresses wanted".

For negotiating payments:
"For a traditional sex scene between a man and a woman, the average actress' compensation is typically between $800 and $1,000, depending on the studio's budget. Top-tier performers can earn as much as $1,500, occasionally $2,000, while newcomers with bad representation might earn as little as $300."

Step 4
Set up somewhere with a friend operating a decent DSLR like a Lumix or Canon 5D on a $20 stabilizer and some $50 lights and have the girl come over. Pop some viagra (plus be loaded on your steroids) and fuck her for an hour or two. Pay her $300-500. Tell your friend not to shoot your face, and edit your face out of the scenes.

Step 5
Post on your porn site.

Once you've done step 1-5 a few times, it will be easier to lie to prospective foids and say "we're becoming a hugely profitable site, so if you do well on this test shoot we've got a lot more work for you" and pay them next to nothing for the first shot.

That's what I would do. If they like your giant dick and roided body plus "badboy" porn image, they might even become a legit fuckbuddy after.

this could work. its a lot of work, but definitely doable.

this is such a tough pill for me to swallow. that there are girls (read: future wives and mothers) that will go on craigslist and decide to get fucked, degraded and reduced to a human toilet for money.

 

[Skindiana Bones]

My dick girth = my dick length. But I'm a ricecel. Not that I'll ever use it though

 

[Sensoryprocessingcel]

You're gay. This thread is gay. Fight me

 

[SchrodingersDick]

lmaooo @knajjd u fakecel

 

[RageAgainstTDL]

this could work. its a lot of work, but definitely doable.

this is such a tough pill for me to swallow. that there are girls (read: future wives and mothers) that will go on craigslist and decide to get fucked, degraded and reduced to a human toilet for money.

It's not a matter of the challenge that dissuades you. It's that you're too high inhib to do anything to take advantage of the one strength you were granted in your life. That's your failure to bear. As is your unwillingness to see the world for what it is and not the fantasy you'd prefer to believe.

Most men do not have sex via some fairy tale romance where he is a tall handsome Jock and she a slim cheerleader and they kiss under the stars.

 

[SchrodingersDick]

It's not a matter of the challenge that dissuades you. It's that you're too high inhib to do anything to take advantage of the one strength you were granted in your life. That's your failure to bear. As is your unwillingness to see the world for what it is and not the fantasy you'd prefer to believe.

Most men do not have sex via some fairy tale romance where he is a tall handsome Jock and she a slim cheerleader and they kiss under the stars.

you're right I am wayyyy too high inhibition. tbh just the thought of orchestrating this and then actually meeting up with girls. My autism would surface and I honestly wouldn't know what to say lmao. I think I'd feel like I'm in over my head.

 

[RageAgainstTDL]

you're right I am wayyyy too high inhibition. tbh just the thought of orchestrating this and then actually meeting up with girls. My autism would surface and I honestly wouldn't know what to say lmao. I think I'd feel like I'm in over my head.

If you're autistic it would never work right. 90% of porn game is like pimp game. Meaning you need to be smooth and in control of manipulating their emotional state. You'd need a sociopathic buddy to help orchestrate it and you just stand there silently like the gimp with the big dick that fucks on demand.

 

[SchrodingersDick]

If you're autistic it would never work right. 90% of porn game is like pimp game. Meaning you need to be smooth and in control of manipulating their emotional state. You'd need a sociopathic buddy to help orchestrate it and you just stand there silently like the gimp with the big dick that fucks on demand.

if I had hair I've have the confidence. with hair I would actually look like the type of guy that would be a pimp. without hair, nobody can take me seriously. It's an excellent idea though and ive had it in the back of my mind for a while now. maybe if I can PE up to a truly terrifying gigadick, I'll give it a shot. Something like mike Adriano with Mr. Anal. I'd be doing far more degrading things to foids though. FAR more degrading

 

[Trashcel]

I would rather have a smaller cock with a chad face. Having a huge cock as an incel is useless even if you do get laid. Foids will not get wet for you and complain its to big. Chad always wins.

 

[Moustachcel]

I have around 6-6.5