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Venting My first escortcelling experience was... something. Wish it was less of a fuck up

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First of all TMI warning. I’m getting into details here if you don’t want to see that do not read this wall of text. Well I will get on with it right off the bat. I couldn’t cum.:feelscry: I will get into details as to why later but I want to go on with the good parts before discussing the long list of negatives.
1. Oral: Her mouth game was good.:feelsohh::feelsohh: I liked the feeling of her warm mouth and saliva around my dick. Moving my waist back and forth and fucking her mouth was the peak of my escortcel experience. I wish that carried on to the rest. I also only felt teeth very slightly once(not even strong enough to hurt my dick) which was a good bonus. Oral seems dope if the girl isn’t biting your cock.
2. Her boobs: Really liked the sight of her fat milkers. They were slightly saggy but still looked very voluptuous and appealing. I was playing with her boobs most of the time and enjoyed looking at them immensely. Unfortunately the feeling of touching them was disappointing. It doesn’t feel any different than squeezing belly fat. Just a sack of meat… All this porn and coomercelling really made me expect something different. I suppose this extends to all women(except fake tits I guess) so can’t complain about her because of it.

Alright with that out of the way here is how everything happened. I used to not view escortcelling in favorable light(hated the idea of supporting whores financially) but out of immense frustration I was thinking somewhat seriously about escortcelling on and off for the last three weeks. Yesterday I pretty much snapped and said fuck it I’m doing this. I had some business elsewhere to be but I couldn’t give a rat’s ass at that point. I was making research about prostitution in those three weeks. I found a place where street prostitutes hang out. Basically found this by googling “[City name] sex tourism” There are forums and sites discussing these matters, not all info may be up to date or perfectly accurate but should give most prospective escortcels here a good idea. May not work well for small citycels though. Anyway so I went to the aforementioned street. There were multiple street whores in close proximity.(Most of them were below average looking I think but couldn’t really get a good look from afar) This stressed me out and made me anxious(really expected to talk with a singular whore one-on-one) so I turned back and wandered around said street a few times. I was making quick glances at the street while walking around it. A particular prostitute struck my eye. A black woman(seen a lot of volcelesque “I would never fuck a black women” threads in this forum but I personally would fuck any women of any race as long she is my looksmatch and above), slightly above average height, had a very slight chub, 4.5/10 face with an extravagant afro hairstyle and with seemingly voluptuous tits and ass(her ass was deceptive, more on it later). This prostitute started walking away from the street, I saw an opportunity and started walking after her, she realized I was following her and turned to me and pretty much blurted out “Sex?” inquisitively. I said yes and asked how much. Then I said I only had 75% of what she asked for with me(I was not lying, did not bring much with me in order not to get conned out) She said okay and asked me to follow her. We did not discuss time and this was a mistake I would advice anyone else against doing. Regardless we went to the most ghetto looking mouldering shithole of a brothel I could ever think of.:feelsUgh: I paid the money to the staff there and we went on to our room.

The room was dimly lit. Not particularly dirty looking but I do not trust that place’s hygiene at all. Just a simple small bed, chair and a bin was in it. She and I started stripping down. I again tried confirming how much time do I have but she brushed me off by “Don’t worry about it”. My ass was too anxious and exited to care at that point so I swallowed the bluepill and moved on. Here is the deal. I jerked off thrice a day before. I hoped this would help me not to cum after a few seconds(My biggest fear and always thought it as worse than not cumming at all) but well it seems that I overdid it and, combined with my high first time stress, I was in the other extreme and I was simply not erect. She started playing my dick with her hand touched my body with her other. Then she started licking my nipples. Nipple play did not arouse me too much but it wasn’t bad either. Then she bit my nipple, I hated that and told her to not bite it anymore. She ignored this and bit it once more before she stopped doing that. That made me a bit angry ngl:feelsree:. Anyway at this point I was erect enough to put the condom on. She started putting the condom while sucking the tip. As I said before oral was GOAT here:feelsohh::feelsohh::feelsohh:. I enjoyed that a lot. She still had her bra on at that time and I asked her to remove it. She complained and tried to keep it up. Seeing boobs was pretty non-negotiable for me so I went low-inhib and pressured her into removing it. As I also said before those were some good racks. I also touched her pussy. There were some lightly trimmed hair there(but I do not care personally about cunt hair as long as it is not a full blown jungle so whatever) and beneath it the warm and wet orifice. I did not really like the touch feel of it ngl:feelsugh:. I can’t really find the words to describe it sorry but it was not very pleasurable to touch it and it felt awkward. Well pussy is not my favorite part of the women so whatever. I pulled my hand quickly and we moved on to the sex.

I started fucking her from her behind. Saw her ass this way and it was smaller than what her clothes made me think. Did she wear padded underwear to make it stand out? I do not know but the sight of her ass was disappointing. Also real kicker her neither in that position nor any other following ones we did I DID NOT FEEL A SINGLE THING FROM HER PUSSY. It feels hard to explain because visually my dick should be in her cunt but I did not get a feel from it. I wondered if she was playing a trick with her hands and pretty much asked that to her towards the end but she said she was just holding the condom because it was becoming loose when I was struggling to maintain erection and got semi-erect. Fair enough I suppose so what was it? My anxiousness causing my dick to become semi-erect for a good while? My long years of death grip coomercelling? Was the condom they gave me too thick? I am still thinking about this if anyone else had a similar experience please let me now. Anyway I went back and forth within her pussy for a few minutes also grabbed and played with her breasts in the meanwhile. Then we changed positions. She lied on the bed on her back and invited me in. The bed was too small however and I really couldn’t find a good position to pound her in. Combined with anxiousness and doggy sex before I felt exhausted after a quick while in that uncomfortable position and collapsed on the bed. I asked her to sit on top of me. She asked for extra money for that. I said I did not have any more money. She was like fine whatever and sit on my body. She didn’t do much work, didn’t ride me. But pounding her felt a lot easier when I had the support of the bed behind my back. Used my body and waist to pump myself in. This went for a few minutes while I was also enjoying the sight of her milkers near me and playing with them. Before going to the prostitute I thought about my favorite coom materials to think about during sex and help me arouse myself and cum if need be. I tried thinking about them but my mind was just a foggy haze at that point. I wasn’t really concentrating much on anything. At one point I closed my eyes and just moved my hips. This went on for a few more minutes before my energy was fully drained.

I pretty much said I couldn’t cum and stopped:cryfeels:. I also learned that time was up and her service usually takes 10 minutes. I really hate the fact that I was too bluepilled to negotiate time properly before but combined by the fact that I was too exhausted both mentally and physically and embarrassed at my impotence I couldn’t protest. I think I spent at most 15 minutes or so with her in total. We got up she played with my dick with her hand a little bit while we discussed what happened. Here is the worst part. At one point while we were discussing what happened and why I couldn’t cum she deadass fucking said “Are you gay?” to my face.:feelsrope::feelsrope::feelsrope::feelsrope::feelsrope::feelsrope::feelsrope::feelsrope: I died a little bit inside. I am sure some low inhibcels here would slap her for saying something like that but as I said before I was mentally devastated from exhaustion, stress and embarrassment at that point so I just weakly muttered “No”.:cryfeels::cryfeels::cryfeels: She then moved on to just tell me to jerk off less before next time. And that’s probably what I will do if I do another round of escortcelling. I won’t jerk off for a few days even it means cumming after a few seconds. I will also try to negotiate at least half an hour or so. Lastly we dressed up, left the room and that was it.

Was this worth it? Everything considered I think it was worth 1/3rd of what I paid for. If you ignore the fact that I couldn’t cum, which I think I should blame myself for, it was worth 2/3rds of what I paid for. I humiliated myself but still got a blowjob and tits. I think I will cool off for a while but definitely escortcel again in the future. I think I will try a more petite looking women(possibly black again I dunno), at least for half an hour session. Before she left, she also muttered she does anal for twice what I paid. Although it feels expensive, I think I might try that later in the future(Any escortcels tried fucking whores in their asses? I think I might make a thread for it as well), the tightness can give me more sensation than pussy I think. I guess I also lost my virginity or whatever? I might have felt more about this if I could feel something from her cunt.

Finally that was my escort experience brocels. I decided not to discuss exact prices I paid and the location this ordeal took place(just know that somewhere in Europe) for privacy reasons, but I will try to answer if you have any other questions.
 
dont wank for a week next time
 
Read everything , good post. But how do i find prostitutes in a small City?
 
Congrats on losing virginity. Next time will be better for sure now when you know how it is and you will be less nervous.
 
Holy shit nigga next time use less words
 
Read everything , good post. But how do i find prostitutes in a small City?
I live in a big city. I do not have advice for that brocel. Maybe try bigger cities you can easily go with public transport?
Congrats on losing virginity. Next time will be better for sure now when you know how it is and you will be less nervous.
I hope so. Just the lack of nervousness messing with my mind would help a lot.
Holy shit nigga next time use less words
Well I wanted to be as in-depth as possible. Might have overdid it sorry.
 
I live in a big city. I do not have advice for that brocel. Maybe try bigger cities you can easily go with public transport?

I hope so. Just the lack of nervousness messing with my mind would help a lot.

Well I wanted to be as in-depth as possible. Might have overdid it sorry.
Its nothing. You're a nigga and I'll read it all anyway. Btw welcome back
 
Congratulations. Welcome to the escortcel family.
The next time, an hour before your visit, jerk off and take 25mg of sildenafil. I do it before each visit and it is good. i don't cum too quickly and i have a strong erection.
 
The next time, an hour before your visit, jerk off and take 25mg of sildenafil.
I think I will still try it without drugs next time. If I still fail to do it properly I will try them out.
 
Sildenafil=/=drugs
"Sildenafil is a medicine used to treat erection problems"
 
Sildenafil=/=drugs
"Sildenafil is a medicine used to treat erection problems"
I meant all altering substances in general. Let me try again on my own without first time stress. I want to see if I can pull it off properly by myself.
 
vivid story . if its not larp and true i would not worry about the gay thing. she is probably used to pump and dump guys. your anxiety from the experience she may not be familiar with so she makes wrong assumption because you are just nervousn and inexperienced . grats bro . lessons learned for next time . tis but a bum in the road to pousse :feelsokman:
 
if its not larp and true
No cap at all, I also struggle to believe that I, someone who is usually high inhib af, did it but I actually did shag a street prostitute
i would not worry about the gay thing. she is probably used to pump and dump guys. your anxiety from the experience she may not be familiar with so she makes wrong assumption because you are just nervousn and inexperienced
Yeah lol I know I am not gay but she did humiliate me by saying that:feelsUgh:
. grats bro . lessons learned for next time . tis but a bum in the road to pousse :feelsokman:
Yep I believe absence of first time stress will lead to a better performance next time. Thanks for the pep talk nonetheless.
 
I'm glad you did it and despite having a seemingly awful experience you still plan to go back to it. I'd say prepare yourself better next time so you make the experience completely enjoyable for your needs.
 
Are you an oldcel? How old were you when you "snapped"?

So you did not shower/wash anything before starting?

She asked for extra money for that.
Why? That position was extra or the normal prices included only two positions and that was already the third position?
 
Are you an oldcel? How old were you when you "snapped"?
Early 20s, I'm not an oldcel
So you did not shower/wash anything before starting?
Lol what makes you think that? I took a shower a few hours before it
Edit: Wait you mean as in having a bath with her? This was in some ghetto shithole brothel. a) It didn't have showers b) Even if it did I would not wash myself in such a dirty place
Why? That position was extra or the normal prices included only two positions and that was already the third position?
How would I know? Maybe she just tried to grab some extra cash. Maybe it was about her riding me rather than the position itself(as I said in my initial post she didn't ride me when she sat on top of me) Like I have no idea on this kind of particular details of escorts with only a single experience under my belt.
 
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Nice post read it all
I actually did read the entire thing lol. Sounds to me like escortcelling isn't worth it and it's a waste of money. I remember in the game someone couldn't cum because they had jerked off too much so that might be your problem there.

This is why I haven't escortcelled yet. Even if you can get an escort they will still make you wear a condom and you won't feel anything because you have spent your whole life jerking off. Don't do it again bro it's not worth the money and effort.
 
I actually did read the entire thing lol. Sounds to me like escortcelling isn't worth it and it's a waste of money. I remember in the game someone couldn't cum because they had jerked off too much so that might be your problem there.

This is why I haven't escortcelled yet. Even if you can get an escort they will still make you wear a condom and you won't feel anything because you have spent your whole life jerking off. Don't do it again bro it's not worth the money and effort.
Thanks for reading my wall of text. I want to cum properly inside a female next time(won't jerk off for a few days before visiting prostitutes to maximize my chances). I may stop escortcelling after that depending on how properly reaching an orgasm inside a whore, even with condom, exactly feels.
Honestly you are probably right that the condoms we have to wear in order not to get a few dozen diseases mess with the experience but even seeing a female naked irl and touching her body gave me some satisfaction.
Normies and Chads would find this laughable since it is so easily available and worthless to them but being forced to find solace in banal shit like this... such is the incel life.
 
Thanks for reading my wall of text. I want to cum properly inside a female next time(won't jerk off for a few days before visiting prostitutes to maximize my chances). I may stop escortcelling after that depending on how properly reaching an orgasm inside a whore, even with condom, exactly feels.
Honestly you are probably right that the condoms we have to wear in order not to get a few dozen diseases mess with the experience but even seeing a female naked irl and touching her body gave me some satisfaction.
Normies and Chads would find this laughable since it is so easily available and worthless to them but being forced to find solace in banal shit like this... such is the incel life.
np bro, I'm interested in this topic tbh as I have considered escortcelling myself. Tag me when you have your second experience and tell me if it goes better.

I forgot to mention another reason not to escortcel is because tits feel just like any other flesh (which makes sense). Thanks for the info bro, i'm definitely going to consider it. A few others have said escorting is a let down as well.
 
I think I’ll probably try it in the future
 
np bro, I'm interested in this topic tbh as I have considered escortcelling myself. Tag me when you have your second experience and tell me if it goes better.

I forgot to mention another reason not to escortcel is because tits feel just like any other flesh (which makes sense). Thanks for the info bro, i'm definitely going to consider it. A few others have said escorting is a let down as well.
Alright if I make another round of escortcelling and make a post about it I will tag you(or at least try to remember tagging you lol)
lol tldr but that's a typical newbie escort experience

don't think of her like a person, but an object, make her face the wall if you want but impotence happens if you are too stressed

as for loose pussy, that's very typical, just put her in a position where her legs are closed tightly
she can lay on stomach legs spread, put your dick in, push legs together

you can do the same if she's on her back legs open then closed and pointing straight
or one leg straight, and the other up but yeah

doggy is one of the loosest positions and you pretty much don't want to do that unless her knees are touching
if the hoes thighs are too long or short sometimes this doesn't work

spoon fucking is a little more complicated but also pretty tight -- I'm sure you can figure it out

you basically just need a younger/thinner escort thick/fat/old ones have loose nasty cooch
also possible she's using too much lube (they do that)

also you gotta pound it like you mean it
she's a fucking hoe don't worry about doing damage besides, they are used to it
Sounds like good advice ngl, I take it you escortcelled quite a bit?
Will try to keep these in mind for the next time
 
Escortcels are cucks
 
Well I know it was bad, but sounds like a regular newbie experience. Keep up and try not to worry about it too much. It will be better with practise!
 
Really liked the sight of her fat milkers. They were slightly saggy but still looked very voluptuous and appealing.
be careful guys OP is trying to hypnotize us via alliteration into associating degrading roastie features w/ healthy teen features
 
Thanks for reading my wall of text. I want to cum properly inside a female next time(won't jerk off for a few days before visiting prostitutes to maximize my chances). I may stop escortcelling after that depending on how properly reaching an orgasm inside a whore, even with condom, exactly feels.
Honestly you are probably right that the condoms we have to wear in order not to get a few dozen diseases mess with the experience but even seeing a female naked irl and touching her body gave me some satisfaction.
Normies and Chads would find this laughable since it is so easily available and worthless to them but being forced to find solace in banal shit like this... such is the incel life.
I know how you feel
 
Congratulations. Welcome to the escortcel family.
The next time, an hour before your visit, jerk off and take 25mg of sildenafil. I do it before each visit and it is good. i don't cum too quickly and i have a strong erection.
can you buy this over the counter? or do you have to get it prescribed to you?
 
can you buy this over the counter? or do you have to get it prescribed to you?
In my country i can buy sildenafil(25mg 1 pill) in pharmacy without prescription from doctor. Viagra(1 pill 100mg) is on prescription.
 
In my country i can buy sildenafil(25mg 1 pill) in pharmacy without prescription from doctor. Viagra(1 pill 100mg) is on prescription.
o.k thank you for this information
 
Wow my first experience was very similar, except I was able to get hard right away and also cum. I had a simialar problem of not being able to feel anything. Part of it is the condom and part of it is that I am used to laying down and jerking off and not humping to cum. I had her give me a handjob and I was able to cum.

Over time I got used to sex and can cum from it. If you’re gonna do it again, try doggy. Also get a fleshlight and some condoms and practice cumming by humping when you pleasure yourself
 
Over time I got used to sex and can cum from it. If you’re gonna do it again, try doggy. Also get a fleshlight and some condoms and practice cumming by humping when you pleasure yourself
How much sensation do you get out of it now? Does it compare to your hand grip?
 
How much sensation do you get out of it now? Does it compare to your hand grip?
Still not much tbh. Also I'm circumcucked which might have something to do with it. I tried bj without condom and I didn't really feel much more than with the condom. I'm able to cum though now after getting used to it. And no, hand grip is superior
 

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