LifeFuel Plums

[Deathmint]

• 1 kg of ripe plums
• 1 kg of suger (borwn or white
• 1 liter of vodka
• 1 liter of pure spirit

Don't peel the plums, only remove the seeds.
Leave 2-3 of 'em in a hermeticatlly sealed bottle.
Let it mature for 10 years either in the sun or in the dark (depends on what colour of booze you want)
After 10 years filter all the sediment.
Pour the clean alcohol into smaller bottles.
Let it rest for 5 more years.
You get the best Śliwowica ever fuckin' made, well adjusted gentlemen get fuckin' hammered and unable to move after two shots.
Love you, bitches. I drink for success of your copes.

 

[Animecel2D]

You have to wait 15 years for this crap? Man I don’t know if I’ll even be alive by then