LifeFuel Pledge Thread

[Zesto]

Put your pledges here, I'll start.

I'm never going to eat the skin on a rotisserie chicken again.

I'm going to nofap/noporn/noedge/nohentai all the way to December 31st with @Hunter and try to beat @Zaetheus's 8 month streak when I'm done with that.

 

[ColdPillow]

I’m gonna keep my room clean and do my homework on time.

First I just need to ldar and blow some steam

 

[Zaetheus]

 

[FrothySolutions]

I could see myself making some kind of pledge if there was insurance involved. Like, "If I do this NoFap thing and nothing happens, somebody owes me!" But adulthood is about realizing that no one owes you anything and if you screw yourself, no one's gonna feel sorry for you. I mean, that's what manhood about. Maybe not "adulthood" as a whole.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

I pledge to start gymceling
I pledge to continue to sniff out fakecels and LARPing faggots

 

[Insalsa]

I pledge to continue to sniff out fakecels and LARPing faggots

What's your criteria?

 

[Void]

I pledge to continue to try and find work once I graduate until I reach my marks for 1000 jobs rejections.

Only then will the storm gathers and bring forth the calamity.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

What's your criteria?

Cant reveal my secrets m8

 

[Deleted member 2798]

DRINK DRINK DRINK DRIN DJIN DJI DJI DJUH DJUH DJUH DJUH JUH JUH JUH JUH JUH JUH JUH JUH JUH JUH

 

[Gremlincel]

I have no hope for a better life or world for myself, therefore no reason to pledge myself to any goal. Such is the life of the idle, base, grovelling animals who lack any higher purpose, such as I, and the millions of others who inhabit Earth.

 

[Hunter]

i will never do anything sexual related again unless it is with a foid. i will also continue listening to binaurals until i get to 6'2 and hazel eyes(say what you want but i can already see progress)

 

[Zesto]

i will never do anything sexual related again unless it is with a foid. i will also continue listening to binaurals until i get to 6'2 and hazel eyes(say what you want but i can already see progress)

Me too minus the binaural beats and by foid, with azn waifu.

 

[Ascend2Chadpreet]

i will never do anything sexual related again unless it is with a foid. i will also continue listening to binaurals until i get to 6'2 and hazel eyes(say what you want but i can already see progress)

Subliminal boyz we ouhear

 

[Hunter]

Subliminal boyz we ouhear

hows the beats going?

 

[SadRealistcel]

i will low bodyfatmaxx till you can see every blood vessel on my skin and gymcel until i get Jeff Seid tier aesthetics

 

[Zesto]

Remember boyos post realistic things you're actually going to accomplish.

This thread's a no bull shit zone.

 

[Professorjpj]

Put your pledges here, I'll start.

I'm never going to eat the skin on a rotisserie chicken again.

I'm going to nofap/noporn/noedge/nohentai all the way to December 31st with @Hunter and try to beat @Zaetheus's 8 month streak when I'm done with that.

you have my SYMPATHY!!! If I dont fap at least 6 times a day I cant even get to sleep!

Remember boyos post realistic things you're actually going to accomplish.

This thread's a no bull shit zone.

Ok, no problemo... I HEREBY OFFICIALLY PLEDGE to KEEP FAPPING as OFTEN AS I CAN!!!

 

[Lindys]

When college starts I will hand in all of my assignments on time and fix my abysmal GPA.

 

[Deleted member 3291]

Going to start reusing my cum underwear to cum inside so I don’t have to change pairs everyday

 

[Zesto]

Going to start reusing my cum underwear to cum inside so I don’t have to change pairs everyday

Hurry up and get your onahole already.

I won't be needing mine anymore but the boxes are cute so I don't regret it.

I used that method you posted about tying a big towel with a little towel in front and the onahole strapped in.

I never moaned in my life while cumming until then. Tbhtbhtbtbhhbthbthbthbt

I still sleep with my Mikasa dakimakura but no more sex with her.

 

[Ascend2Chadpreet]

hows the beats going?

Trying to find time to listen to them brah, im burnt out on most days with college. I feel better when I listen to them while im energetic. Beats can fuck with me heavy, i used to listen to binaurals years ago and my moods would fluctuate a lot. I could play the wrong track at the wrong time and my day could go to shit emotionally. Hard to describe tbh

 

[OverIt]

Not procrastinate on all assignments for school and show up
Continue not to bitch slap my feminist boss

 

[ICanOnlyFapToBDSM]

i pledge allegiance to the flag

 

[builderseed]

I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America; and to the Republic for which it stands; one nation under god, indivisible with liberty and justice for all.

Spoiler

except incels, fuck those guys teehee

 

[Zesto]

I'm never going to eat the skin on a rotisserie chicken again.

I fucking did it again. I feel so bloated and like a slob and feel like the fat is flowing through my veins.

I asked my mom chicken and I wanted raw chicken and she brought me this. Next time I will refuse!

I failed my future waifu, I won't fail her again.

* At least I haven't fucked up the nofap streak, that will be the ultimate betrayal to my future waifu. I will never let her down.

 

[StaroRavager]

I pledge to continue to sniff out fakecels and LARPing faggots

Keep up the good fight

 

[Zesto]

I feel like I grew a double chin from this fucking chicken.

This was all a misunderstanding, all I wanted was some raw chicken but I ended up eating this whole fucking thing except for one thigh.

 

[StaroRavager]

I pledge to take up gymcelling again

 

[Zesto]

I pledge to tell my mom next time I ask for chicken to eat that I want a raw chicken not a rotisserie chicken and if she gets me one of those please take it back.

* and I ate nearly all the fucking skin too. It wasn't even that great the whole chicken was pretty soggy tbhtbhtbhbt