Please roast me, I have not gymceled in a month and I am already getting fat...

[Permafrost]

As the title suggests, I have not been able to motivate myself to exercise in the entire Merry month of May and I feel like absolute shite lookswise. mentally and existentially. I am ready to try absolutely anything to get out of my current state of arrested developement, including digital self harm. Please tell me how much I suck!

 

[seija]

Show pics. Show your flab/stomach.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Shut up, faggot. Just do it or shut up about it

You have the motivation to bitch online so just do it and fuck off

 

[Pareg]

The bro above me said it all.

 

[Braincel14w]

By not exercising and not looksmaxing you are causing every human interaction you have to be worse than it otherwise could've been. People judge you instantly on your looks and demeanour and treat you accordingly.

 

[Permafrost]

The bro above me said it all.

Oh come on, you could at least call me a soyboy. That shit stings (because I know it is has kernels of truth in it).

 

[Blacktarpill]

Just get laid bro.

 

[Pareg]

Oh come on, you could at least call me a soyboy. That shit stings (because I know it is has kernels of truth in it).

Lmao

 

[this is hell]

Losing weight is one of the hardest things to do, then it comes back in a week when you stop working out. It fucking sucks. I honestly believe it mostly has to do with genetics. I see the skinniest people shoving loads of fast food in their mouth all day.

 

[ihaveno1]

stop eating so much food

 

[Permafrost]

Losing weight is one of the hardest things to do, then it comes back in a week when you stop working out. It fucking sucks. I honestly believe it mostly has to do with genetics. I see the skinniest people shoving loads of fast food in their mouth all day.

It comes back sooo fucking fast. It is so damn disheartening.

 

[Deleted member 16455]

are you fatter than hamlossus ?

 

[Permafrost]

are you fatter than hamlossus ?

No. But approximately four months of this shit at least that is hat my face will look like...

 

[Incline]

Lol at you. I haven't gymceled since last year.

 

[Incellectual]

By not exercising and not looksmaxing you are causing every human interaction you have to be worse than it otherwise could've been. People judge you instantly on your looks and demeanour and treat you accordingly.

high iq

 

[Guest2]

r/roastme

 

[Deleted member 10124]

By not exercising and not looksmaxing you are causing every human interaction you have to be worse than it otherwise could've been. People judge you instantly on your looks and demeanour and treat you accordingly.

Shut up, faggot. Just do it or shut up about it

You have the motivation to bitch online so just do it and fuck off

Based. It's been 3 months near 4 months for me. I'm a lazy bastard.

Op gymcel to get yourself fit & strong for when society either throws a curve ball at you or when it collapses.

 

[Dionysus]

Gay

 

[Cuyen]

No need to roast you anymore,youre already a roasted fat cunt who will pass away before 30s

 

[Deleted member 13256]

Bruh... this nigga so fat he brought a spoon to the super bowl

 

[Permafrost]

No need to roast you anymore,youre already a roasted fat cunt who will pass away before 30s

You are right. I am so fucking faaaat. I am a fucking potato. I am a fatcel. A ham. I could just as well start crossdressing as a Tess holiday Lookalike dragqueen.

Bruh... this nigga so fat he brought a spoon to the super bowl

That was actually funny.

 

[Unhappy-Man]

Don't like throwing stones in my glass house mate

 

[Permafrost]

Don't like throwing stones in my glass house mate

You know others like you know yourself...

 

[Total Imbecile]

Show your fat belly

 

[Insomniac]

r/roastme
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