40% - Bragging
Warning: this might sound like am bragging but please I'm being honest, god is my witness.
I will be telling you guys how our convo went on text, a little background, i got her number after she told me she had trouble learning english so the grest rizzler i am (JOKE) , i told her let me get your number and i will give you a lesson. She gave me her number and asked me when i was free, i think she thinks am a real tutor but idk i told her am busy and i have uni. So we agreed on Saturday and she told me to text her a day before meeting to get ready since she doesnt have breaks as a waitress she has to work from 12pm to 12am.so i said i will text you and left. Today is Friday and a couple of hours ago here is how the conversation went:
Me: Hi, if you are free tomorrow let meet
Her: hi which hour?
Me: *acted as if i forgot to seem non chalant* do you have a break tomorrow
Her: i dont have breaks (laughing emoji)
Her:i think we should do it after they fix my schedule cuz this is too much also my sleeping schedule is bad (laughing emojis)
Me: lets stay up the night studying English (laughing emoji)
Her: (two laughing emoji) (now thinking about it this bitch uses the laughing emoji a bit too much)
Her: (dumb bitch believed me and said there is no way i can focus and english is hard for her and needs to fix her schedule first, i know something else that's hard, )
Me: ok i understand, once its fixed tell me
Her: thank you for caring (first time a woman said that shit to me, i reacted with the two hands emoji)
Me: No problem (she reacts with the two hand emoji) (not giving up i tried to hint that im going to this cafe at Saturday at 10am which is before her shift so we can go together)
Her: i dont know any place around except the restaurant (dumb whore wants me to believe that shit)
Me: (not giving up) we can meet there and we go together to the cafe, just five minutes away
Her: once i fix my schedule i will tell you
Me:ok
I will be telling you guys how our convo went on text, a little background, i got her number after she told me she had trouble learning english so the grest rizzler i am (JOKE) , i told her let me get your number and i will give you a lesson. She gave me her number and asked me when i was free, i think she thinks am a real tutor but idk i told her am busy and i have uni. So we agreed on Saturday and she told me to text her a day before meeting to get ready since she doesnt have breaks as a waitress she has to work from 12pm to 12am.so i said i will text you and left. Today is Friday and a couple of hours ago here is how the conversation went:
Me: Hi, if you are free tomorrow let meet
Her: hi which hour?
Me: *acted as if i forgot to seem non chalant* do you have a break tomorrow
Her: i dont have breaks (laughing emoji)
Her:i think we should do it after they fix my schedule cuz this is too much also my sleeping schedule is bad (laughing emojis)
Me: lets stay up the night studying English (laughing emoji)
Her: (two laughing emoji) (now thinking about it this bitch uses the laughing emoji a bit too much)
Her: (dumb bitch believed me and said there is no way i can focus and english is hard for her and needs to fix her schedule first, i know something else that's hard, )
Me: ok i understand, once its fixed tell me
Her: thank you for caring (first time a woman said that shit to me, i reacted with the two hands emoji)
Me: No problem (she reacts with the two hand emoji) (not giving up i tried to hint that im going to this cafe at Saturday at 10am which is before her shift so we can go together)
Her: i dont know any place around except the restaurant (dumb whore wants me to believe that shit)
Me: (not giving up) we can meet there and we go together to the cafe, just five minutes away
Her: once i fix my schedule i will tell you
Me:ok
