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I shot my shot and she told me im busy, how cooked am i?

BasedAdam

BasedAdam

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Warning: this might sound like am bragging but please I'm being honest, god is my witness.

I will be telling you guys how our convo went on text, a little background, i got her number after she told me she had trouble learning english so the grest rizzler i am (JOKE) , i told her let me get your number and i will give you a lesson. She gave me her number and asked me when i was free, i think she thinks am a real tutor but idk i told her am busy and i have uni. So we agreed on Saturday and she told me to text her a day before meeting to get ready since she doesnt have breaks as a waitress she has to work from 12pm to 12am.so i said i will text you and left. Today is Friday and a couple of hours ago here is how the conversation went:

Me: Hi, if you are free tomorrow let meet
Her: hi which hour?
Me: *acted as if i forgot to seem non chalant* do you have a break tomorrow
Her: i dont have breaks (laughing emoji)
Her:i think we should do it after they fix my schedule cuz this is too much also my sleeping schedule is bad (laughing emojis)
Me: lets stay up the night studying English (laughing emoji)
Her: (two laughing emoji) (now thinking about it this bitch uses the laughing emoji a bit too much)
Her: (dumb bitch believed me and said there is no way i can focus and english is hard for her and needs to fix her schedule first, i know something else that's hard, )
Me: ok i understand, once its fixed tell me
Her: thank you for caring (first time a woman said that shit to me, i reacted with the two hands emoji)
Me: No problem (she reacts with the two hand emoji) (not giving up i tried to hint that im going to this cafe at Saturday at 10am which is before her shift so we can go together)
Her: i dont know any place around except the restaurant (dumb whore wants me to believe that shit)
Me: (not giving up) we can meet there and we go together to the cafe, just five minutes away
Her: once i fix my schedule i will tell you
Me:ok
 
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Warning: this might sound like am bragging but please I'm being honest, god is my witness.

I will be telling you guys how our convo went on text, a little background, i got her number after she told me she had trouble learning english so the grest rizzler i am (JOKE) , i told her let me get your number and i will give you a lesson. She gave me her number and asked me when i was free, i think she thinks am a real tutor but idk i told her am busy and i have uni. So we agreed on Saturday and she told me to text her a day before meeting to get ready since she doesnt have breaks as a waitress she has to work from 12pm to 12am.so i said i will text you and left. Today is Friday and a couple of hours ago here is how the conversation went:

Me: Hi, if you are free tomorrow let meet
Her: hi which hour?
Me: *acted as if i forgot to seem non chalant* do you have a break tomorrow
Her: i dont have breaks (laughing emoji)
Her:i think we should do it after they fix my schedule cuz this is too much also my sleeping schedule is bad (laughing emojis)
Me: lets stay up the night studying English (laughing emoji)
Her: (two laughing emoji) (now thinking about it this bitch uses the laughing emoji a bit too much)
Her: (dumb bitch believed me and said there is no way i can focus and english is hard for her and needs to fix her schedule first, i know something else that's hard, )
Me: ok i understand, once its fixed tell me
Her: thank you for caring (first time a woman said that shit to me, i reacted with the two hands emoji)
Me: No problem (she reacts with the two hand emoji) (not giving up i tried to hint that im going to this cafe at Saturday at 10am which is before her shift so we can go together)
Her: i dont know any place around except the restaurant (dumb whore wants me to believe that shit)
Me: (not giving up) we can meet there and we go together to the cafe, just five minutes away
Her: once i fix my schedule i will tell you
Me:ok
"i shot my shot"


yeah lets not do that.
 
GTFO with this trash. Fuck off to some dating sub or fagmax.
 
GTFO with this trash. Fuck off to some dating sub or fagmax.
If i wanted some fag advice I would have went there but i wanted real advice
 
This reads like a looksmax.org thread
 
Warning: this might sound like am bragging but please I'm being honest, god is my witness.

I will be telling you guys how our convo went on text, a little background, i got her number after she told me she had trouble learning english so the grest rizzler i am (JOKE) , i told her let me get your number and i will give you a lesson. She gave me her number and asked me when i was free, i think she thinks am a real tutor but idk i told her am busy and i have uni. So we agreed on Saturday and she told me to text her a day before meeting to get ready since she doesnt have breaks as a waitress she has to work from 12pm to 12am.so i said i will text you and left. Today is Friday and a couple of hours ago here is how the conversation went:

Me: Hi, if you are free tomorrow let meet
Her: hi which hour?
Me: *acted as if i forgot to seem non chalant* do you have a break tomorrow
Her: i dont have breaks (laughing emoji)
Her:i think we should do it after they fix my schedule cuz this is too much also my sleeping schedule is bad (laughing emojis)
Me: lets stay up the night studying English (laughing emoji)
Her: (two laughing emoji) (now thinking about it this bitch uses the laughing emoji a bit too much)
Her: (dumb bitch believed me and said there is no way i can focus and english is hard for her and needs to fix her schedule first, i know something else that's hard, )
Me: ok i understand, once its fixed tell me
Her: thank you for caring (first time a woman said that shit to me, i reacted with the two hands emoji)
Me: No problem (she reacts with the two hand emoji) (not giving up i tried to hint that im going to this cafe at Saturday at 10am which is before her shift so we can go together)
Her: i dont know any place around except the restaurant (dumb whore wants me to believe that shit)
Me: (not giving up) we can meet there and we go together to the cafe, just five minutes away
Her: once i fix my schedule i will tell you
Me:ok
Its because your not chad, She has time, She just pretends not to, Shes a liar move on!
 
Its because your not chad, She has time, She just pretends not to, Shes a liar move on!
Thanks, don't want to be devils advocate but what if i actually know that she works twelve hours and i would assume that she might be tired. Or is that some hope pill
 
Joined- April 2024
 
Shoot your shot Rockstar
You look close with her, why rot here. If you can talk like that with one girl, you can do that with others too. I think your undermine yourself in my
 
If we're going to 'brat', some foid yesterday couldn't control her dog from running towards me. I was coming back from the gym so I wanted to jump the gate to my district to get home and eat, and she goes; "Oh, he thinks you're my boyfriend" twice in a row while making eye contact. I didn't react to it but it had me questioning my inceldom. Last year, foids couldn't even meet my gaze.
 
Im syrian too man im cooked but im thin skinny fat, all the fat is in my stomach (arab genes and neck but I mew and chew all. The time so now it s a little neck but when i mew there is no fat)
Hamudi Ebalz
 
Shoot your shot Rockstar
You look close with her, why rot here. If you can talk like that with one girl, you can do that with others too. I think your undermine yourself in my
Lets see, she seems like a conservative girl with light in her eyes when i look at her or maybe am just horny and am getting all these feelings
 
Lets see, she seems like a conservative girl with light in her eyes when i look at her or maybe am just horny and am getting all these feelings
You are in feelings
 
Warning: this might sound like am bragging but please I'm being honest, god is my witness.

I will be telling you guys how our convo went on text, a little background, i got her number after she told me she had trouble learning english so the grest rizzler i am (JOKE) , i told her let me get your number and i will give you a lesson. She gave me her number and asked me when i was free, i think she thinks am a real tutor but idk i told her am busy and i have uni. So we agreed on Saturday and she told me to text her a day before meeting to get ready since she doesnt have breaks as a waitress she has to work from 12pm to 12am.so i said i will text you and left. Today is Friday and a couple of hours ago here is how the conversation went:

Me: Hi, if you are free tomorrow let meet
Her: hi which hour?
Me: *acted as if i forgot to seem non chalant* do you have a break tomorrow
Her: i dont have breaks (laughing emoji)
Her:i think we should do it after they fix my schedule cuz this is too much also my sleeping schedule is bad (laughing emojis)
Me: lets stay up the night studying English (laughing emoji)
Her: (two laughing emoji) (now thinking about it this bitch uses the laughing emoji a bit too much)
Her: (dumb bitch believed me and said there is no way i can focus and english is hard for her and needs to fix her schedule first, i know something else that's hard, )
Me: ok i understand, once its fixed tell me
Her: thank you for caring (first time a woman said that shit to me, i reacted with the two hands emoji)
Me: No problem (she reacts with the two hand emoji) (not giving up i tried to hint that im going to this cafe at Saturday at 10am which is before her shift so we can go together)
Her: i dont know any place around except the restaurant (dumb whore wants me to believe that shit)
Me: (not giving up) we can meet there and we go together to the cafe, just five minutes away
Her: once i fix my schedule i will tell you
Me:ok
Foids are too busy fucking Chad to make time for you.

JFL if you think young foids are not getting brutally gangbanged every week by different chads.
 
Foids are too busy fucking Chad to make time for you.

JFL if you think young foids are not getting brutally gangbanged every week by different chads.
But, but, :cryfeels: :cryfeels: :cryfeels: :cryfeels: :cryfeels: :cryfeels:
 
Fakecel vibes
 
Enjoy you're stay textboy...
 
Enjoy you're stay textboy...
Real, they never want to give me one chance, at this point i have become so socially fucked i think about what to say which makes it worse.
 
Warning: this might sound like am bragging but please I'm being honest, god is my witness.

I will be telling you guys how our convo went on text, a little background, i got her number after she told me she had trouble learning english so the grest rizzler i am (JOKE) , i told her let me get your number and i will give you a lesson. She gave me her number and asked me when i was free, i think she thinks am a real tutor but idk i told her am busy and i have uni. So we agreed on Saturday and she told me to text her a day before meeting to get ready since she doesnt have breaks as a waitress she has to work from 12pm to 12am.so i said i will text you and left. Today is Friday and a couple of hours ago here is how the conversation went:

Me: Hi, if you are free tomorrow let meet
Her: hi which hour?
Me: *acted as if i forgot to seem non chalant* do you have a break tomorrow
Her: i dont have breaks (laughing emoji)
Her:i think we should do it after they fix my schedule cuz this is too much also my sleeping schedule is bad (laughing emojis)
Me: lets stay up the night studying English (laughing emoji)
Her: (two laughing emoji) (now thinking about it this bitch uses the laughing emoji a bit too much)
Her: (dumb bitch believed me and said there is no way i can focus and english is hard for her and needs to fix her schedule first, i know something else that's hard, )
Me: ok i understand, once its fixed tell me
Her: thank you for caring (first time a woman said that shit to me, i reacted with the two hands emoji)
Me: No problem (she reacts with the two hand emoji) (not giving up i tried to hint that im going to this cafe at Saturday at 10am which is before her shift so we can go together)
Her: i dont know any place around except the restaurant (dumb whore wants me to believe that shit)
Me: (not giving up) we can meet there and we go together to the cafe, just five minutes away
Her: once i fix my schedule i will tell you
Me:ok
Aren’t you the 5’5 3/10 autist?
 
Aren’t you the 5’5 3/10 autist?
No im 5'8/9 not sure, idk what i am out of 10,autistic but have used my hyperfixation in socialising and using people and letting them use me (friends) but im conscious to it. People like me just are born alone and die alone
 
No im 5'8/9 not sure, idk what i am out of 10,autistic but have used my hyperfixation in socialising and using people and letting them use me (friends) but im conscious to it. People like me just are born alone and die alone
Same
 
It's over buddy boyo
 
Just ascend already
 
Real, they never want to give me one chance, at this point i have become so socially fucked i think about what to say which makes it worse.
I can't even get a text reply from anyone
 
sexy black and white GIF


Just began for chadcels
 
Why do you call “dumb bitch”, “dumb whore” a woman that wants to meet with you ?

It seems like you are trying to be edgy and cool on this forum.

Men on this forum call girls like that because said girls never gave them a chance and rejected them for years and years and years.

You on the other hand, have a chance and have the attention of that girl.

Calling her names to sound cool feels forced tbh, especially given that you are completely in love with her and think about her non-stop

Go get ghosted, mocked and bullied for another 10 years and you’ll be more credible. So far you’re chatting a girl that gives you laughing emojis.
 
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Why do you call “dumb bitch”, “dumb whore” a woman that wants to meet with you ?

It seems like you are trying to be edgy and cool on this forum.

Men on this forum call girls like that because said girls never gave them a chance and rejected them for years and years and years.

You on the other hand, have a chance and have the attention of that girl.

Calling her names to sound cool feels forced tbh, especially given that you are completely in love with her and think about her non-stop

Go get ghosted, mocked and bullied for another 10 years and you’ll be more credible. So far you’re chatting a girl that gives you laughing emojis.
You are right, i shouldnt use such language. May god forgive me and all of us.
 
Thanks, don't want to be devils advocate but what if i actually know that she works twelve hours and i would assume that she might be tired. Or is that some hope pill
She would always make time for chad
 

how cooked am i?​


Stop with this retard zoomer lingo for fucks sake
 
she doesnt have breaks as a waitress she has to work from 12pm to 12am.
Either her place of work is violating major human rights laws or she is telling you an obvious lie
 
Why do you call “dumb bitch”, “dumb whore” a woman that wants to meet with you ?

It seems like you are trying to be edgy and cool on this forum.

Men on this forum call girls like that because said girls never gave them a chance and rejected them for years and years and years.

You on the other hand, have a chance and have the attention of that girl.

Calling her names to sound cool feels forced tbh, especially given that you are completely in love with her and think about her non-stop

Go get ghosted, mocked and bullied for another 10 years and you’ll be more credible. So far you’re chatting a girl that gives you laughing emojis.
the girl he is speaking of doesn't intend on meeting him she is just lying to him
 

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