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ElephantMan

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I am 59 , and a former University Professor.When I was 21 (1987) , I tried an escort and it was the most painful experience ever. Turned out that the girl was against all sorts of foreplay , and was very impatient, and kept on pulling a flaccid penis to the point of mind numbing pain , in fact I had to endure it , she kept trying to put a non erect penis in her vagina, which turned out. Also to be huge , and Of course I did not climax .Furthermore I have had black scars from the encounter that resulted in continuous coughing ( unknown illness , all HIV tests and other tests for a host of diseases have been negative). Females are monsters, we incels were never meant to be with females 20 minutes or otherwise.Just because you are paying doesn't mean someone will treat you good...
 
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A 59 year old who can't seem to use proper grammar in the title of his post. I call LARP.
 
How was like fighting in the invasion of panama
 
If you aren't larping and are actually a 59 year old incel then props to you for dealing with inceldom for this long

You and @Emba would make great friends
 
Post your life story on here sometime, oldcels are always interesting. That is, if you aren’t lying. How did you find this website?
Some of the things that have happened to me are in my previous threads, to find this site , all one has to do is to type incel into Google.
 
I just saw an escort today. Been seeing her on and off over the years. She was wearing a sexy outfit me for me and when I got done pissing n washing my hands she was already in doggystyle waiting for me with her pussy and ass up....
Anyways I'm not gonna go much in detail but she let me cum on her pussy
10/10 would recommend
 
A 59 year old who can't seem to use proper grammar in the title of his post. I call LARP.
You exspect better?
How was like fighting in the invasion of panama
We got the gdmf canal don't we? Shut up and enjoy you're Chinese plastic computers... (;;
If you aren't larping and are actually a 59 year old incel then props to you for dealing with inceldom for this long

You and @Emba would make great friends
Ikr
Yes , born in the year of the wood snake 1965.
Whatever you say kid...
 
I just saw an escort today. Been seeing her on and off over the years. She was wearing a sexy outfit me for me and when I got done pissing n washing my hands she was already in doggystyle waiting for me with her pussy and ass up....
Anyways I'm not gonna go much in detail but she let me cum on her pussy
10/10 would recommend
The absolute state of .is
 
Maybe you should converse with @Emba, you two probably have more in common than with any of the youngcels here.
 
Actually, pretty late it was not until I searched the word incel, about 5 years ago.
Absolutely fucking over for oldcels.

If you aren't larping tell us a little about how you came to google the term incel?
Also is your username indicative of your stature or weight? (tallcels are fakecels)
 
Absolutely fucking over for oldcels.

If you aren't larping tell us a little about how you came to google the term incel?
Also is your username indicative of your stature or weight? (tallcels are fakecels)
Elephant Man , was the name of Joseph Merrick .The reason I chose this name is because I have the same success rate with females as he had ,namely zero .I don't look like him as he had an extreme deformity in the face ( Google for his pictures) .The question is can you be the elephant Man without looking like him ?? I am 173 cm.
 
Absolutely fucking over for oldcels.

If you aren't larping tell us a little about how you came to google the term incel?
Also is your username indicative of your stature or weight? (tallcels are fakecels)
I am not sure ,if all tall cels are fakecels , if women don't give the time of day to you , then you are an incel no matter how tall you are.
 
There is no way you are 59. I can't imagine someone that age posting on .is. Most people here are either teenagers or in their 20s
 
Yes. Is it that obvious? Lol... I'm here too bro!

Good to have another old bro here.... My condolences.
Thanks , it is good to have another old cel around, my mom died in 2021 , I am so broken hearted, life has never been the same again..
 
So you felt a vagina, Why are you on a virgin forum?
 
You just had a bad experience. Itd not universal.

Alot of escorts are good you just have to find them.
 
You just had a bad experience. Itd not universal.

Alot of escorts are good you just have to find them.
Are you sure ?? Part of being an incel is being repulsive to women , which includes escorts .All of my experiences with females ( escorts) have been terrible.
 
Are you sure ?? Part of being an incel is being repulsive to women , which includes escorts .All of my experiences with females ( escorts) have been terrible.
Mine have been great tbh they treated me well
 
Mine have been great tbh they treated me well
But that was long time ago i was a dumb kid maybe they are more affectionate towards kids than grown men
 

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