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Venting My first time escortcelling

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boyobrocel

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At 25 (few month before turning 26) I decided to bite the bullet and go see an escort, wanting to get the most bang for my buck I went for chubby one for something like 250$/90min, total bait n switch (not recent heavily embellished pictures in the add) turned out to be fat af but I had already paid a deposit (never do if you plan to be an escortcel) and was so horny from a week of nf and the anticipation built-up so went with it anyway, the b*tch stalled for time with this gfe crap (kissing/talking and "foreplay") but did give me a bbbj (did not coom from it due to stress and her not being attractive but definitely the most pleasurable part of the session). She then rode me (rubber on), b*tch was so loose I barely felt anything, had to thrust into her for a mad minute for me to coom, after that we waited like half an hour to fuck again (missionary) but I couldn't coom (I fucked till it became unpleasant almost painful to me). The whole time she only squirmed and rolled her eyes back a bit but couldn't be bothered to pretend moan or heavy breathing n shit (dicklet here so even if she did i would have known it is fake). Good thing is she allowed me to shower after, yet I still felt so filthy after that I bought a rag and rubbing alcohol at the nearest drugstore and and cleansed myself on the street and in the nearest public restroom (it couldn't wait till I got home), even took another shower once I got home. The most disgusting part was that she kissed me goodbye at the end BUT THE B*TCH GAVE ME A BBBJ (I also bought a full bottle of mouthwash at the drugstore that I spat out onto the street making my way home).

My first time escortcelling was gigacucked, full of rookie mistakes, disgusting and a massive fat f*cking L overall. But, I kept persevering (even the the taste of bad foid still drives you to crave for more) and improving as an escortcel and it gets better bois (even if i'm catching Ls from time to time), escortmaxxing is definitely not the answer but it does purge me of my natural human desires for a while until the next release.
 
brutal noreplypill

thats disgusting though. you wouldve been better off paying $20 for a fleshlight off ebay :feelskek:
 
yet I still felt so filthy after that I bought a rag and rubbing alcohol at the nearest drugstore and and cleansed myself on the street and in the nearest public restroom (it couldn't wait till I got home), even took another shower once I got home.
lmao

Dont worry nigga it gets better as you get more experienced. And if you fuck a hotter escort you wont be so obsessed with cleanliness
 

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