FrothySolutions
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Sat at the bar is a group of women who are clearly students. Sat next to this group is an oldcel lookin' guy who you doubt is a student but it's Student ID Night so he must be. He's been talking to this group all night and you haven't been paying much attention, but the girls don't seem very receptive.
The oldcel leans in on the girl next to him and sings "IT FEELS LIKE SOMETHIN' HEATIN' UP CAN I LEE WITCHU"
"You remember that song? "
And the girl says "Oh my God I LITERALLY wasn't born yet when that song came out!!!" And the oldcel says "That's what's turnin' on about you baby ugh yeah" as he starts grabbing her around the waist.
You realize this is a situation where someone should step in. You know "Justified" wasn't released until November 2002, and "Señorita" didn't see radio play until summer 2003. So there's no way this girl is 21. She just admitted it.
So what do you do?
The oldcel leans in on the girl next to him and sings "IT FEELS LIKE SOMETHIN' HEATIN' UP CAN I LEE WITCHU"
"You remember that song? "
And the girl says "Oh my God I LITERALLY wasn't born yet when that song came out!!!" And the oldcel says "That's what's turnin' on about you baby ugh yeah" as he starts grabbing her around the waist.
You realize this is a situation where someone should step in. You know "Justified" wasn't released until November 2002, and "Señorita" didn't see radio play until summer 2003. So there's no way this girl is 21. She just admitted it.
So what do you do?