You found her on Hotornot.com. You decided to shoot your shot with a message.
Hello
Just wanted to say I saw your picture, you are really beautiful, I wish we could get to know each other.
Somehow that worked. You got an e-mail back, she apparently runs her own amateur porn side with solo pics, and a Yahoo! Group. You guys maintain contact on AOL, talking every night. Eventually she makes you a mod on her Group. It's a very small community, most of the time you're the only one posting about new content. But you two enjoy each other's company. You provide feedback, she even asks for your input on pics she takes.
Until one night she really asks for your "input." She asks if you wanna do a meetup. She wants to fly down to where you are. The implication is that sex is gonna happen. You're living the dream.
Or you would be, if it wasn't for the fact that you're only 12 years old. And this can never happen. Puberty and unrestricted Internet access are a deadly poison, when mixed. You've been LARPing as an adult, you two have been flirting back and forth for months now. The time has come to walk the walk. And you can't possibly make good on this. Oh you stupid, stupid child. Your horny lizard brain couldn't help but do this. Of course you can't meet her. But you saw her picture on Hot Or Not! She was beautiful! What were you supposed to do, just walk away? You couldn't! It was an opportunity you couldn't pass up! What could you have possibly used this opportunity for? Nothing. But you were hormonally incapable of walking away. And what will you do now?
Just then, you get an Instant Message. From a stranger...
You don't know it yet, because you haven't asked, but this message is from you. The you that lives in the year 2020. He's reaching across time and space to contact you in this decisive moment. Through the power of the Incelforce. The living connection between all celibate men. Centered in the Internet. So 2020 You can talk to 12 Year Old You in this time of action. 2020 You knows about all of this, 2020 You has lived it. This moment with the woman from Hot Or Not. What does 2020 You say to 12 Year Old You?
Hello
Just wanted to say I saw your picture, you are really beautiful, I wish we could get to know each other.
Somehow that worked. You got an e-mail back, she apparently runs her own amateur porn side with solo pics, and a Yahoo! Group. You guys maintain contact on AOL, talking every night. Eventually she makes you a mod on her Group. It's a very small community, most of the time you're the only one posting about new content. But you two enjoy each other's company. You provide feedback, she even asks for your input on pics she takes.
Until one night she really asks for your "input." She asks if you wanna do a meetup. She wants to fly down to where you are. The implication is that sex is gonna happen. You're living the dream.
Or you would be, if it wasn't for the fact that you're only 12 years old. And this can never happen. Puberty and unrestricted Internet access are a deadly poison, when mixed. You've been LARPing as an adult, you two have been flirting back and forth for months now. The time has come to walk the walk. And you can't possibly make good on this. Oh you stupid, stupid child. Your horny lizard brain couldn't help but do this. Of course you can't meet her. But you saw her picture on Hot Or Not! She was beautiful! What were you supposed to do, just walk away? You couldn't! It was an opportunity you couldn't pass up! What could you have possibly used this opportunity for? Nothing. But you were hormonally incapable of walking away. And what will you do now?
Just then, you get an Instant Message. From a stranger...
You don't know it yet, because you haven't asked, but this message is from you. The you that lives in the year 2020. He's reaching across time and space to contact you in this decisive moment. Through the power of the Incelforce. The living connection between all celibate men. Centered in the Internet. So 2020 You can talk to 12 Year Old You in this time of action. 2020 You knows about all of this, 2020 You has lived it. This moment with the woman from Hot Or Not. What does 2020 You say to 12 Year Old You?
