Story Picture this. It's Christmas Eve and you're on the Polar Express.

[FrothySolutions]

You're hanging out on the outside of passenger cars, snow and wind buffeting you. When you spot a hobo hitching a free ride. Do you talk to him? You haven't seen him inside the cars so it's curious what he's doing here.

The hobo wasn't given a ticket. But he has a question for you. Do you believe in Santa Claus?

You're on the Polar Express, so odds are Santa is real. The hobo says he can confirm Santa is real. The hobo once asked Santa for a blowjob for Christmas. And Santa said "What, from me???" And the hobo said "No, from a WOMAN you fucking stupid bastard why is everyone like this I ask for so little!!!" And so Santa put him on the Naughty List.

The hobo asks if you're curious how he, a Santa hater, managed to get on the Polar Express. And as he grins mischievously, a long and slender tongue undulates behind fanged teeth...

 

[Incelius Savage]

I'd slap the shit out of him and throw him under the moving train.

 

[FrothySolutions]

I'd slap the shit out of him and throw him under the moving train.

That was Krampus. You've saved everyone on the train, and Christmas.

But he was clearly incel like you are, are you okay with throwing him under the train? Does his blowjobless plight not resonate with you?

 

[Incelius Savage]

That was Krampus. You've saved everyone on the train, and Christmas.

But he was clearly incel like you are, are you okay with throwing him under the train? Does his blowjobless plight not resonate with you?

Either way

 

[Damo the incel]

Are you kicking your manlet legs in excitement for Christmas

 

[approachERcel]

You're hanging out on the outside of passenger cars, snow and wind buffeting you. When you spot a hobo hitching a free ride. Do you talk to him? You haven't seen him inside the cars so it's curious what he's doing here.

The hobo wasn't given a ticket. But he has a question for you. Do you believe in Santa Claus?

You're on the Polar Express, so odds are Santa is real. The hobo says he can confirm Santa is real. The hobo once asked Santa for a blowjob for Christmas. And Santa said "What, from me???" And the hobo said "No, from a WOMAN you fucking stupid bastard why is everyone like this I ask for so little!!!" And so Santa put him on the Naughty List.

The hobo asks if you're curious how he, a Santa hater, managed to get on the Polar Express. And as he grins mischievously, a long and slender tongue undulates behind fanged teeth...

dnrd + im a santa denier

 

[Deleted member 36666]

What in the cock's name...

 

[FrothySolutions]

dnrd + im a santa denier

But you're on the Polar Express.

 

[Damo the incel]

Picture this, it's Christmas eve and the tiny little manlet is kicking his legs in excitement

 

[Valiant Virgin]