JFL Physiognomy Wins Again

[CircumcisedClown]

Well, if you haven’t been keeping up, a documentary on early 2k Nickelodeon dropped. Dan Schneider (the dude on the left above) is, of course, heavily mentioned in this documentary. Normies are now becoming aware of something that has been well known online for a while, which is that Dan Schneider is a fucking disgusting freak.

But the interesting part was not only was this well known among the cast and crew, but that two individuals would often intervene, distract, or outright tell Dan to leave when his freak factor was acting up.

Who was that? Well, of course it was

Tallfag Brad Jerry Trainor and

Chadlet Cooper Barnes

And why wouldn’t this happen? The laws of the universe decided it so.

Dan Schneider is
>Manlet
>Ugly
>Fat
>Jooish
>Poor eyesight
>Beta voice
>Mutilated cock
He was destined to be a freaky villain.

Jerry Trainor is
>Tall
>Thin
>Good looking
>Good Eyesight
>Not Jooish
>Masculine voice
>Possibly mutilated cock

And Barnes is
>Muscular
>Lean
>Good looking
>Good eyesight
>Masculine voice
>Not Jooish
>Unmutilated cock (British)

They universe determined their roles in this life. Dan is ugly, so he is the bad guy. Jerry and Barnes are not ugly, so they are the good guys. Physiognomy tells us this is true before we even know anything about them, and once again, physiognomy has been proven correct.

 

[copemaxx9002]

Well, if you haven’t been keeping up, a documentary on early 2k Nickelodeon dropped. Dan Schneider (the dude on the left above) is, of course, heavily mentioned in this documentary. Normies are now becoming aware of something that has been well known online for a while, which is that Dan Schneider is a fucking disgusting freak.

But the interesting part was not only was this well known among the cast and crew, but that two individuals would often intervene, distract, or outright tell Dan to leave when his freak factor was acting up.

Who was that? Well, of course it was

Tallfag Brad Jerry Trainor and

Chadlet Cooper Barnes

And why wouldn’t this happen? The laws of the universe decided it so.

Dan Schneider is
>Manlet
>Ugly
>Fat
>Jooish
>Poor eyesight
>Beta voice
>Mutilated cock
He was destined to be a freaky villain.

Jerry Trainor is
>Tall
>Thin
>Good looking
>Good Eyesight
>Not Jooish
>Masculine voice
>Possibly mutilated cock

And Barnes is
>Muscular
>Lean
>Good looking
>Good eyesight
>Masculine voice
>Not Jooish
>Unmutilated cock (British)

They universe determined their roles in this life. Dan is ugly, so he is the bad guy. Jerry and Barnes are not ugly, so they are the good guys. Physiognomy tells us this is true before we even know anything about them, and once again, physiognomy has been proven correct.

they dont even know this nigga and theyre assuming hes some hero.

 

[uglyugly]

Death to all footfags

 

[copemaxx9002]

Death to all footfags

 

[Lawrence]

Death to all footfags

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Is that what Physiognomy means or something
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[CircumcisedClown]

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Is that what Physiognomy means or something
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Physiognomy refers to physical appearance being a reflection of inner character and morals. Therefore, ugly people are ugly because they are evil, and attractive people are innately good. Inversely, ugly people may be evil because of the way they are treated, and attractive people are good for the same reason.

Regardless, the idea is you can gauge whether someone is a good or bad person by whether they are ugly or not.

 

[Shigeru Miyamoto]

High IQ thread as always. "Morality has aesthetic standards" -niezsche or something idk, still true tho