Redpill Robert
Supreme Gentleman. King of Incels. Pro slut-shamer
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So after the uprising, we will install a system where incels are the judge and jury; the final arbiters of right and wrong. Whiteknighting, virtue-signalling, prepping the bull, being a male feminist and all around just being a cuck would be punishable by death. So it might go something like this:
*A captured nu-male cuck is chained to a brick wall and struggling* "Ah help me guyth pleath!!!"
*Judge Beard, wearing an old-school judge wig coupled with a silk-screen Goku shirt and cargo shorts reads the verdict* "You are hereby found guilty of 47 counts of whiteknighting, prepping the bull, and being a cuck! The punishment? DEATH!
Cuck: "Oh no guyth pleath!"
Judge Beard: "So you like bulls, do you? Well we've got a bull for you! SUMMON THE BIGCEL!!!"
*Glass of water is shaking, like that scene from Jurassic Park. Suddenly a giant smelly 8 foot tall ogre with bullhorns breaks through a wooden fence with several smallcels trying to contain him with chains*
BIGCEL: "RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!" *knocks back the smallcels, then starts sniffing the air*
Judge Beard: "Oh, he doesn't like cucks!!!"
*BIGCEL spots the cuck, chained to the wall and begging for his life. The BIGCEL starts doing that thing with his foot that a bull does before it charges. All the while, Judge Beard is laughing maniacally. Finally, the BIGCEL charges at the cuck, both impaling him and crushing him against the brick wall. The commotion and dust clear after a few seconds*
Judge Beard: "Let this example be a lesson to all of you: YOU PREP THE BULL, YOU GET THE HORNS!!!"
*A captured nu-male cuck is chained to a brick wall and struggling* "Ah help me guyth pleath!!!"
*Judge Beard, wearing an old-school judge wig coupled with a silk-screen Goku shirt and cargo shorts reads the verdict* "You are hereby found guilty of 47 counts of whiteknighting, prepping the bull, and being a cuck! The punishment? DEATH!
Cuck: "Oh no guyth pleath!"
Judge Beard: "So you like bulls, do you? Well we've got a bull for you! SUMMON THE BIGCEL!!!"
*Glass of water is shaking, like that scene from Jurassic Park. Suddenly a giant smelly 8 foot tall ogre with bullhorns breaks through a wooden fence with several smallcels trying to contain him with chains*
BIGCEL: "RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!" *knocks back the smallcels, then starts sniffing the air*
Judge Beard: "Oh, he doesn't like cucks!!!"
*BIGCEL spots the cuck, chained to the wall and begging for his life. The BIGCEL starts doing that thing with his foot that a bull does before it charges. All the while, Judge Beard is laughing maniacally. Finally, the BIGCEL charges at the cuck, both impaling him and crushing him against the brick wall. The commotion and dust clear after a few seconds*
Judge Beard: "Let this example be a lesson to all of you: YOU PREP THE BULL, YOU GET THE HORNS!!!"