Horatio Ludwiczek
They saw deformity, I found beauty
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Title. I recently learned an acquaintance of mine doesn't even brush their teeth at least once a day, and he has HORRIBLE breath
Also, another acquaintance told me to stop sitting on their desk, because he thought my rear was dirty, even though I rigorously wipe the entire lower half of my body in the showers after I finish crapping without fail (more thoroughly than the rest of my body, so it probably is cleaner too), implying that other people DON'T wipe themselves down after utilizing and have filthy bottoms
Also, another acquaintance told me to stop sitting on their desk, because he thought my rear was dirty, even though I rigorously wipe the entire lower half of my body in the showers after I finish crapping without fail (more thoroughly than the rest of my body, so it probably is cleaner too), implying that other people DON'T wipe themselves down after utilizing and have filthy bottoms





