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alfstor
The Tragedy
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this sounds rlly bad but i can explain...
ever since the yerking it in public story (which i posted about) nothings been getting me going so i had to get creative![FeelsShock :shock: :shock:](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
![FeelsShock :shock: :shock:](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
i saw mems about using peanut butter to yerk it and i decided to give it a whirl![FeelsOkMan :feelsokman: :feelsokman:](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
small problem by family doesnt rlly eat or use peanut butter at all and i didnt want to walk to the store to get a jar just for this haha![FeelsTastyMan :feelstastyman: :feelstastyman:](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
![FeelsTastyMan :feelstastyman: :feelstastyman:](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
so i looked through cabinets and found a jar wayyyyyyy in the back
i shouldve known it was expired and moldy but i was too horned up
so i yerked it with the moldy expired peanut butter jar, threw it out and thought nothing of it until...........
i got itchy red spots on my dingaling and noticed some swelling![FeelsRope :feelsrope: :feelsrope:](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
![FeelsRope :feelsrope: :feelsrope:](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
guys i might have dick mold cuz i yerked it with an expired peanut butter jar
please dont do what i did
ever since the yerking it in public story (which i posted about) nothings been getting me going so i had to get creative
i saw mems about using peanut butter to yerk it and i decided to give it a whirl
small problem by family doesnt rlly eat or use peanut butter at all and i didnt want to walk to the store to get a jar just for this haha
so i looked through cabinets and found a jar wayyyyyyy in the back
i shouldve known it was expired and moldy but i was too horned up
so i yerked it with the moldy expired peanut butter jar, threw it out and thought nothing of it until...........
i got itchy red spots on my dingaling and noticed some swelling
guys i might have dick mold cuz i yerked it with an expired peanut butter jar
please dont do what i did