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Serious peanut butter masturbation gone wrong

alfstor

alfstor

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this sounds rlly bad but i can explain...

ever since the yerking it in public story (which i posted about) nothings been getting me going so i had to get creative :shock::shock:
i saw mems about using peanut butter to yerk it and i decided to give it a whirl :feelsokman:
small problem by family doesnt rlly eat or use peanut butter at all and i didnt want to walk to the store to get a jar just for this haha :feelstastyman::feelstastyman:
so i looked through cabinets and found a jar wayyyyyyy in the back

i shouldve known it was expired and moldy but i was too horned up

so i yerked it with the moldy expired peanut butter jar, threw it out and thought nothing of it until...........
i got itchy red spots on my dingaling and noticed some swelling :feelsrope::feelsrope:

guys i might have dick mold cuz i yerked it with an expired peanut butter jar

please dont do what i did
 
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sounds weirdly GrAY
 
@NoIdeaWhatToDo inceldom has been officially discussed
 
Circumcised problems kekeke
 
why should I care tho
 
this sounds rlly bad but i can explain...

ever since the yerking it in public story (which i posted about) nothings been getting me going so i had to get creative :shock::shock:
i saw mems about using peanut butter to yerk it and i decided to give it a whirl :feelsokman:
small problem by family doesnt rlly eat or use peanut butter at all and i didnt want to walk to the store to get a jar just for this haha :feelstastyman::feelstastyman:
so i looked through cabinets and found a jar wayyyyyyy in the back

i shouldve known it was expired and moldy but i was too horned up

so i yerked it with the moldy expired peanut butter jar, threw it out and thought nothing of it until...........
i got itchy red spots on my dingaling and noticed some swelling :feelsrope::feelsrope:

guys i might have dick mold cuz i yerked it with an expired peanut butter jar

please dont do what i did

View: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/zzDaadBipQY
 
Ngl i put peanut butter on my dick when i was a kid and let the dog lick it off
 
Just take the screenshot and run along back to r/Inceltears already. You're not fooling anyone.

And please ask u/PrincessKitty14 if she's thought any more about my proposal :feelsEhh:
 
I thought it was white foid lurker thread
 
Just take the screenshot and run along back to r/Inceltears already. You're not fooling anyone.

And please ask u/PrincessKitty14 if she's thought any more about my proposal :feelsEhh:
deadass i wish i was trolling this shit is nassstyyyyyy
 

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