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Soy patchy the pirate is a mentalcel

Juice

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I mean think about it a grown fucking man wearing a pirates costume talking to a parrot puppet talking to nobody about a talking sea sponge under the water and unironically thinks he's real, his inceldom has also been showcased a few times in the show, one scene he ER's a mermaid foid by popping her only water source and she probably dies from that off-screen, and in another where he works in a burger restaurant a foid vomits in a bag after tasting his cooking, this man is a truecel in fiction.
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spongebobs me
 
Got the links to the episodes where he does this?
 
oh yeah and I forgot to mention he has an entire fucking room filled with spongebob merch, no normie would have this
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