My parents are the same. Especially my mom is like "oh look Tom Cruise is short, so height has nothing to do!" when I tell her that yeah Cruise is short but very handsome she laugh at me and say she is average lol. Also she always says shit like "look at Bruce Willis and Jason Statham they are bald like you too, but they have C-O-N-F-I-D-E-N-C-E" when I try to tell her that yeah maybe they are bald but very masculine she laugh at me. When I tell her that my lack of success is mainly because of genetics she laugh at me. Sure, being bald and having moderate to severe acne all my life, and poor bone structure means nothing :> Also my parents are extremely shitty, my mom always sheltered me from EVERYTHING, even when I tried to learn something like cooking she was like 'get away from kitchen, you don't know how to cook'. WELL NO SHIT SHERLOCK I DON'T KNOW SO I WANT TO LEARN. Nowadays when I ask her to teach my how to cook she laugh and say shit like 'NOW? You are 30 hahahaa" and laugh at me. She always laugh at me. When I drive her somewhere she often says shit like 'oh, maybe we should park somewhere else, there is not much space her, and you are shitty driver'. She always shitted on me, and in the past when I tried to say something that I don't like it, she attacked me even more. She have her simp husband(my father) on her side, and my brother too, because if she attacks me, then it means she will not attack them. Everytime when I buy even one beer she is like 'OH NO DON'T DRINK IT YOU ARE TURNING INTO ALCOHOLIC'. Of course she casually drinks 4 to 8 beers sometimes, and everytime I drink one I have to stand her shitting on me. On the other hand she plays good mother.
Holy fuck now I realized how I was abused whole my life. I have to get out of this house. One good thing is that last 5 years she finally found job, and job is in different country so she is in home like 50% of the time. When I was teen she was always in home and her favourite thing to do was mentally abuse me. But of course she thinks she is best mother in the world, because she makes dinners, buys clothes for me(which I have to wear, she decides what I will wear). That's also why even if I was able I don't think I would ever marry. I can escape somewhat from my mother, but if my wife transform into my mother(and she would as I'm beta, so given the chance she would abuse me) my only chances would be divorce(and losing 50%+ of what I have) or suicide.