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I've hit a new low gents :feelsbadman:
 
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I've hit a new low gents :feelsbadman:
Sometimes we do things out of desperation , its ok brocel its understandable :cryfeels:.
But its not ok to get yourself badly damaged or hurt when your desperate . The world already hates us enough already , we can't afford to be vulnerable .
Take care brocel , its good your exercising though , mogs me .
 
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Fucking brutal

How much is he charging
 
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I've hit a new low gents :feelsbadman:
Just talk to people at the gym. I've made 4 gymbros just because we used to go at the same time and started fistbumping each other
 
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Just talk to people at the gym. I've made 4 gymbros just because we used to go at the same time and started fistbumping each other
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What does the personal trainer do? Does he go to the gym with you and tell you which exercises to do?
 
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Sometimes we do things out of desperation , its ok brocel its understandable :cryfeels:.
But its not ok to get yourself badly damaged or hurt when your desperate . The world already hates us enough already , we can't afford to be vulnerable .
Take care brocel , its good your exercising though , mogs me .
Yep, desperation is my middle name. I've got my first session this evening so will see how it goes, I'm not tied into a contract so I can pull out any time I want.
Fucking brutal

How much is he charging
£33/$40USD per hour. If I'm paying for gym buddies then I might as well work up to paying for an escort at this point.
Just talk to people at the gym. I've made 4 gymbros just because we used to go at the same time and started fistbumping each other
I've tried reaching out to people but all I get are cold responses, then a foid walks in and guys couldn't get any more friendly around them.
What does the personal trainer do? Does he go to the gym with you and tell you which exercises to do?
Knows their shit when it comes to fitness (has qualifications) and which workouts are best for you, spots and makes sure you're doing it right and gives you encouragement etc. They tailor everything depending on your current state of fitness.
 
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Yep, desperation is my middle name. I've got my first session this evening so will see how it goes, I'm not tied into a contract so I can pull out any time I want.

£33/$40USD per hour. If I'm paying for gym buddies then I might as well work up to paying for an escort at this point.

I've tried reaching out to people but all I get are cold responses, then a foid walks in and guys couldn't get any more friendly around them.

Knows their shit when it comes to fitness and which workouts are best for you, spots and makes sure you're doing it right and gives you encouragement etc. They tailor everything depending on your current state of fitness.
I just want to let you know that your trainer is gonna befriend you so he can get more money and more sessions out of you

Dont be fooled if your paying to be trained you should only worry about that

if you have to pay for company sure you might have someone to talk to but after that, that's it your alone
 
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I just want to let you know that your trainer is gonna befriend you so he can get more money and more sessions out of you

Dont be fooled if your paying to be trained you should only worry about that

if you have to pay for company sure you might have someone to talk to but after that, that's it your alone
Oh yeah I'm well aware of that, I'm just going to learn what I can from him and take it as it comes. Also he's employed by the sports center where the gym is so not some random grifter I've found online, but I'll keep my wits about me.
 
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Yep, desperation is my middle name. I've got my first session this evening so will see how it goes, I'm not tied into a contract so I can pull out any time I want.

£33/$40USD per hour. If I'm paying for gym buddies then I might as well work up to paying for an escort at this point.

I've tried reaching out to people but all I get are cold responses, then a foid walks in and guys couldn't get any more friendly around them.

Knows their shit when it comes to fitness (has qualifications) and which workouts are best for you, spots and makes sure you're doing it right and gives you encouragement etc. They tailor everything depending on your current state of fitness.
You dont need a trainer especially if you're a beginner. Almost any thing you do will give you results because of newbie gains.

Asking someone for a spot or to check your form is actually good if you want to make friends. Go up to someone you see regularly and compliment him, introduce yourself etc. It's very simple and most men will be friendly to you even if you're ugly
 
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Knows their shit when it comes to fitness (has qualifications) and which workouts are best for you, spots and makes sure you're doing it right and gives you encouragement etc. They tailor everything depending on your current state of fitness.
Oh wow, interesting. So he basically always goes to the gym with you? Like twice a week for a couple of hours?
How much does something like that cost?
 
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What does the personal trainer do? Does he go to the gym with you and tell you which exercises to do?
Yes, many decades ago I was a gymcel myself. They tell you what exercises to do and what machines to use for them. They'll set up exercise routines for you as well and even try to get you on a food diet. My experience lasted four months and then I could no longer afford to pay them anymore. :feelsjuice:
 
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You dont need a trainer especially if you're a beginner. Almost any thing you do will give you results because of newbie gains.

Asking someone for a spot or to check your form is actually good if you want to make friends. Go up to someone you see regularly and compliment him, introduce yourself etc. It's very simple and most men will be friendly to you even if you're ugly
Well I've booked one session so will see how it goes later, plus I sometimes feel like I'm not doing the exercises right or subconsciously taking shortcuts and using other muscles so having a teacher for an hour wouldn't go a miss there. Maybe he can introduce me to some of the other guys too.
Oh wow, interesting. So he basically always goes to the gym with you? Like twice a week for a couple of hours?
How much does something like that cost?
Yeah, well in my case he charges by the hour and you book sessions without contract at the sports centers front desk. It's £33/$40USD an hour.
I've heard worse, foid gym trainer? :feelsjuice:
It's a man, but there are foid trainers available.
 
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Well I've booked one session so will see how it goes later, plus I sometimes feel like I'm not doing the exercises right or subconsciously taking shortcuts and using other muscles so having a teacher for an hour wouldn't go a miss there. Maybe he can introduce me to some of the other guys too.

Yeah, well in my case he charges by the hour and you book sessions without contract at the sports centers front desk. It's £33/$40USD an hour.

It's a man, but there are foid trainers available.
Well, people do all kinds of things out of loneliness. :feelsjuice: :blackpill:
 
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How much do you bench?
 
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There is a young Stacy trainer at my gym. I should hire her so she has to be near my subhumanity.
 
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There is a young Stacy trainer at my gym. I should hire her so she has to be near my subhumanity.
Yes, do it. Get a good sniff of her.
 
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PUSH PUSH FOURTEEN FIFTEEN ONE MORE ONE MORE SIXTEEN COME ON YOU GOT THIS ONE MORE SEVENTEEN

yah fuck that i don't want some normie yelling at me
 

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