Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do

[CRASH THE CUCK]

Oompa loompa doompety dasis,

Incels should get laid-ees.

Oompa loompa doompadah dee,

Maybe they’d be less mean-ees.

Oompa Loompa loompa dee dee

You're an incel, can't you see?

You want a girl to be your mate

But you're too busy to relate

You have no social skills, it's true

You're lost in a world of "woe is me"

You blame society for your lack of "luck"

But the real problem, friend: it's you.

 

[CRASH THE CUCK]

 

[lnceI]

 

[zd60]

 

[Misogynist Vegeta]