I was gooning away at my computer. She just opened my door (doesn't anybody knock anymore?). This was her reaction:
Did you ask her to join you? 
@wereq
gooner spotted
It’s over for gooncels
Did you ask her to join you?
I refuse to believe people are retarded enough to let this happen.
My mom has caught me before but didn't really react
Whatever you say motherfucker
Incest is disgustingDid you ask her to join you?
ETERNAL MOMPILL STRIKES AGAIN
i dont see the punchlineIk I'm just joking
Beat me to it. JflDid you ask her to join you?
Yeah, with fhe mom it is, for sure, but if I had a hot sister, you bet I'd have tried ro rail her.
Lol there is way more far fetched shit than this
Same. The most sensitive part of my body when I'm gooning is my ears. I whip that shit out and in like a wild west movie.
Jfl I saved this short vid as a download already. Based af
I wish my mom was this hot and young
if my mother caught me gooning I'd post a suicide note here and that'd be the end of it.
Imagine the temptations you'd be taunted with though from having a mom like this. Goddamn I'd feel urges everyday
My mother sometimes buys me lube to use for gooning if I'm busy and haven't felt like going out to buy it myself. Lmao
You would not. You guys are disgusting
Yes you would, it would be too tempting. Imagine the sexual frustration you'd have sharing the same house with a mom like that and not being able to fuck
What would you do if your mother knew you were such a gooner than she automatically occasionally buys you lube?
Kek, so would shit like this bother you on some fundamental level?you would never understand since you're an autist with an autist mother.
if I got caught or if my mother supplied me with gooning tools?
If your mother supplied you with lube
I'd haul her ass to the psych ward and then the nursing home, never to see her again.
Why? She'd be helping you and being ultra nice by doing this? Why punish her
it's sexual harassment
No it isn't because I asked her for the lube. It's not like she's fucking me herself
im talking about if my mother handed me lube when I didn't ask. that'd be like me handing my sister a dildo.
Tbh if your mother handed you lube if you didn't ask is still based because she is helping you cope. And if I had a sister it would be too tempting
ur AVI looks like he'd be into necrophilia.
I have never been caught gooning. Im too scared of the consequences so I always goon when Im alone. They call me the Bay Harbor Gooner.
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I was caught tanning my ballsI was gooning away at my computer. She just opened my door (doesn't anybody knock anymore?). This was her reaction:
If my mother wasn’t a ltb I wouldn’t on this damn fucking forum rn
Why in gods name did my fucking htn father had to marry such an ugly woman
it pisses me because the chances of me being HTN would’ve happened if I didn’t have such an ugly mother fucking brutalI wish my mom looked like this too brah
I’d purposely let the door unlocked so she would walk in on me gooning
My mom was pretty when young but she had me at too old of an age plus she got extremely fatIf my mother wasn’t a ltb I wouldn’t on this damn fucking forum rn
Why in gods name did my fucking htn father had to marry such an ugly woman
I wish my mom looked like this too brah
Nature luckily prevents this. What the fuck
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