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Story One day we made our annoying cousin puke

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Fun story tbh, we were visiting one cousin that was in the hospital and there was this other little cousin we all hate, he's like an imp of Satan with self-diagnosed ADHD by his mother (though I think she's right kek) and he's so fucking annoying, always insults for no reasons or wants to start fights with other kids of his age. I remember when I was younger he threw a rock at me for no reason and I kicked him back so we've hated each other ever since. The hospital had a park with one of these things:
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Of course he sees it and he's like "hey motherfuckers spin me on that thing" so we all look at each other conspirationally and start spinning him as fast as we can. Then we run away and when it stops spinning he gets out looking dizzy af and falls to the ground just like he collapsed while we were all laughing from a bench :feelskek::feelskek::feelsahh::feelsahh: He spends like 10 minutes in the ground and when he gets up he releases a shitton black puke from eating a chocolate donut from before and we burst into more laughing, funniest thing is that his mother blamed him for "not knowing his limits" instead of us :feelskek: :feelskek: Felt great tbh.
 

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