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jesus never in my life would it come to this
- getting fed cookies
- getting girls to notice you cause you are confident
- the company secretary flirting with you
- getting moved up in the company
LifeFuel OMG INCEL TEARS WAS RIGHT ALLLLL ALONG ABOUT BEING CONFIDENT
jesus never in my life would it come to this
Just get infected by a symbiote theory
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holy shit just venomaxxxx
It’s strange af without music
Gothmaxxing is real
I love the Raimi Trilogy
I love the Raimi Trilogy
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not going to lie i was thinking of rewatching spiderman 3 now
cuck tears did it yet again
Rewatch Spider-Man 2 instead. It is a sacred movie. No superhero movie can surpass its greatness.
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spider man 3 cause of venom
the first movie and the second one are great. Spider man 3 was a huge meme.
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That was what killed the Tobey Maguire Spiderman franchise. I mean it would have been over either way, but they went down in flames instead of out in glory 90% due to that ridiculous shit. What the fuck were they thinking?
That movie had so many problems. Topher Grace was retarded as Venom. I get that they were trying to reinvent Venom as "what Spiderman might have been but evil" but that's not what Venom is. It's an aggressive symbiote encasing a hulking man making it a monstrous force. They completely betrayed the nature of the character with whiney Topher.
They reinvented Venom again for Tom Hardy and again didn't quite get it right, though it was much better and worked overall in that movie. So no major complaints on the Venom movie. Looking forward to Harrelson as Carnage - that was a fun casting choice. At least they seemed to care about the character a bit.
It was blatantly apparent Sam Raimi never intended to have Venom in Spiderman 3, didn't like the character, and only shoehorned him in to satisfy the studio or fans. In the process they just blew up their movie and insulted everyone with it. There were too many plotlines, too many villains, and the way they handled "bad Peter Parker" was embarrassing. I cringed in the theaters watching all that.
Tom Holland is shaping up to be the best Spiderman rendition overall, although he's way too good looking for the role. Perhaps that's part of why I consider his rendition good though. None of us can escape lookism and we all like good looking people. Can't help it. But it's truly the first characterization to capture the smart assedness and lightheartedness of the character. Tobey Maguire's take was too slow-witted and dull.
Anyway that's all I have to say about that.
That movie had so many problems. Topher Grace was retarded as Venom. I get that they were trying to reinvent Venom as "what Spiderman might have been but evil" but that's not what Venom is. It's an aggressive symbiote encasing a hulking man making it a monstrous force. They completely betrayed the nature of the character with whiney Topher.
They reinvented Venom again for Tom Hardy and again didn't quite get it right, though it was much better and worked overall in that movie. So no major complaints on the Venom movie. Looking forward to Harrelson as Carnage - that was a fun casting choice. At least they seemed to care about the character a bit.
It was blatantly apparent Sam Raimi never intended to have Venom in Spiderman 3, didn't like the character, and only shoehorned him in to satisfy the studio or fans. In the process they just blew up their movie and insulted everyone with it. There were too many plotlines, too many villains, and the way they handled "bad Peter Parker" was embarrassing. I cringed in the theaters watching all that.
Tom Holland is shaping up to be the best Spiderman rendition overall, although he's way too good looking for the role. Perhaps that's part of why I consider his rendition good though. None of us can escape lookism and we all like good looking people. Can't help it. But it's truly the first characterization to capture the smart assedness and lightheartedness of the character. Tobey Maguire's take was too slow-witted and dull.
Anyway that's all I have to say about that.
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damn bro didnt expect you to write a movie review
I used to read Spiderman comics when I was 10 years old. Venom was one of my favorite characters. I've been pissed off about Spiderman 3 for years lol.
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Peter Parker had always been a model-tier looking dude until the early 2000's when Ultimate Spider-Man came out.
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I don't know man. If you look at the original comics, he was supposed to be a scrawny nerd. The whole point was he was completely invisible to everyone. No one that good looking is invisible to anyone.
Then he became progressively more beautiful until more like this kind of nonsense:
Why? No one likes ugly people. Not even in comic books. So they made him beautiful.
Same as how they took 5'3" stocky notoriously ugly Wolverine and cast a 6'+ Australian romance movie actor to play him in X-Men.
Good looks win every time.
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It's really sad.. I had to stop reading the first run of TASM after 200+ issues because of all the attention Peter started to get from women. He was starting to get really unrelatable even though the comics were very fun to read.I don't know man. If you look at the original comics, he was supposed to be a scrawny nerd. The whole point was he was completely invisible to everyone. No one that good looking is invisible to anyone.
Then he became progressively more beautiful until more like this kind of nonsense:
Why? No one likes ugly people. Not even in comic books. So they made him beautiful.
Same as how they took 5'4" stocky ugly Wolverine and cast a 6'+ Australian romance movie actor to play him in X-Men.
Good looks win every time.
The only relatable Peter Parker(lookswise) is in the Ultimate Spider-Man but the dialogues are extremely shitty written that it is just impossible to read.
I still love Spider-Man to death though. Kraven's Last Hunt is a great comic if you still haven't read it.
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I haven't read comics in years. The last I read were Watchmen and V for Vendetta before those movies came out. I've heard good things about Kraven's Last Hunt for so many years. Maybe I'll indulge my nostalgia and give it a shot.
The only movie with a truly ugly or relateable protagonist in a comic book movie so far has been the Ron Perlman Hellboy series. My favorite line:
Deadpool's ugly but underneath you still know it's Ryan Reynolds and they still showed off his good looks for so much of the first one. Every character gets heightmaxed and looksmaxed by Hollywood until they're not even their characters anymore.
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well hollywood is all about looks nothing new there.
Oh god I loved the Hellboy movies. Gotta pick up the first Omnibus when it's on sale. I've never read it before.
Speaking of Watchmen.. Rorschach was quite relatable too. Not personality-wise of course. He was an edgelord. But he was 5'6" and quite ugly.
There really has to be more short and ugly superheroes. Enough with all the defined jawlines and a minimum height of 5'8". It's not only boring but also really repulsive. That's why I stopped reading comics and switched to graphic novels.
I still have hope though. When the beta uprising begins, comic book artists will try to appeal to us just like how they are trying to appeal to dykes right now.
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Fuck yeah. Forgot about Rorschach. Great character. Great portrayal in the movie too.
Just be a comic book character broooooooooooooo
Based review tbhdamn bro didnt expect you to write a movie review
Cope.
fuck cookies, I'm not gonna waste money on tooth expenses.
Just have bangs theory
Just be confident in your ability to tie a noose
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