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Oblivion remake is everything wrong with modern games

new spriggin, spider and goblin look awful, rest are fine imo.
 
Almost everything that would've taken actual effort and talent to recreate and improve in UE5, in remake was botched or left as is.
 
Imp wing goes through his hand
Flame Atronach new animation looks like it's from some mortal combat
Minotaur looked better in original
 
new spriggin, spider and goblin look awful, rest are fine imo.
the studio is Singapoeran which might explain why all the models look like they're from Chinese MMOs
that's the shittiest thing about the remake tbh, at least the gameplay is mostly the same
 
but le graphics are better bro
ITS UPSCALED BRO
DONT YOU SEE THE GRAPHIC FIDELITY IS BETTER BRO
BRO ITS A GRAPHICAL UPGRADE BRO HOW CAN YOU IGNORE THAT
PHOTO REALISM IS FUCKING AMAZING BRO I LOVE MAKING EVERYTHING LOOK LIKE REALITY AT THE COST OF ARTISTIC STYLE AND FLAIR AND EVERYTHING ALL HAIL REALITY ALL HAIL THE DEMIURGE
 
the studio is Singapoeran which might explain why all the models look like they're from Chinese MMOs
that's the shittiest thing about the remake tbh, at least the gameplay is mostly the same
I didn't even know that shit - it all makes so much sense now
 
Chances are you will buy it anyway, just like all these retards bought this cash grab called GTA Remastered Trilogy or some shit.

People also ate up the remake of Resident Evil 3 ... .

God fucking damn it. Childhood memories almost completely ruined.
 
I didn't even know that shit - it all makes so much sense now
The physics and combat are still in Creation and the porting of that to Unreal is the only aspect Bethesda actually worked on. The most fun you can have with this game that you can't with the OG is watching the hyperrealistic Nintendo Hire This Man people sperging about with the Creation jank
 
The outside world looks much better but character models are hit and miss.

It's a pretty game overall with quality maxed out.
 
this video delineates the problem perfectly

View: https://youtu.be/S4UkZ6-366c

Stumbled on this recently, and agree with (almost) all of his points, some of wihich I didn't even thought about because I decided I didn't want to play the remake. But he completely lost me when he started preaching about the woke shit and propaganda. Seriously, can we just talk about the actual game? I didn't sign for this "grand scheme of things" talk. It feels cheap and anti-climactic lol. Even more so that he doesn't touch on NPC's faces at all, which got one of the most severe downgrades. (Nevertheless I share his sentiment, and unironically think that remakes are now being brought to us for the simple reason to rewrite the history of goyming.)
 
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Tf did they do to Troll and Minotaur?
Everything, from mere goblins to minotaurs now looks so dull and averaged out lol. They did absolutely NOTHING to preserve the game's artistic intent. They literally had one job - modernize the look of the game, and screwed it up. Of course, they did little to fix some of the game's real flaws (for the most part), or anything that would require actual effort. Impotent, powerless soy cucks.
 
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I am going to have sex with this female Flame Atronach from Oblivion. I find the female Atronaches in The Elder Scrolls IV Oblivion Remastered sexy. However, their body is made up of 87% fire, and 100% fire surrounds them. That could kill me if I tried to have sex with one. To remedy this, the Flame Atronach casts a spell on me making me resistant to fire. Keep in mind, resistant is not the same as immune. I still take damage. It is either 1 point or 0 points of damage each second I am having sex with her. Just because a particular second caused 0 points of damage, does not mean that I did not feel anything, It just means that I took no damage. I am not going to rush through having sex with this Flame Atronach, I make sure I pleasure anything I have sex with, especially non-humans! I'd rather take damage than not pleasure the Flame Atronach.

The Flame Atronach and I go to the Planes of Oblivion to have sex. When having sex with non-humans, it is ALWAYS sexier to have sex in their natural habitat rather than a human's natural habitat.

Before we went into the Planes of Oblivion, the Flame Atronach let all the Daedra know that we are just here for sex. The Daedra will not attack us because they know I am here at the Planes of Oblivion on sexual business. This includes the Dremora. However, the Dremora Marknyaz thinks that I am going to be an easy recruit for becoming a follower of Mehrunes Dagon considering that I am having sex with a Flame Atronach. However, I have no interest in becoming a Daedra.
 
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I am going to have sex with this female Flame Atronach from Oblivion. I find the female Atronaches in The Elder Scrolls IV Oblivion Remastered sexy. However, their body is made up of 87% fire, and 100% fire surrounds them. That could kill me if I tried to have sex with one. To remedy this, the Flame Atronach casts a spell on me making me resistant to fire. Keep in mind, resistant is not the same as immune. I still take damage. It is either 1 point or 0 points of damage each second I am having sex with her. Just because a particular second caused 0 points of damage, does not mean that I did not feel anything, It just means that I took no damage. I am not going to rush through having sex with this Flame Atronach, I make sure I pleasure anything I have sex with, especially non-humans! I'd rather take damage than not pleasure the Flame Atronach.

The Flame Atronach and I go to the Planes of Oblivion to have sex. When having sex with non-humans, it is ALWAYS sexier to have sex in their natural habitat rather than a human's natural habitat.

Before we went into the Planes of Oblivion, the Flame Atronach let all the Daedra know that we are just here for sex. The Daedra will not attack us because they know I am here at the Planes of Oblivion on sexual business. This includes the Dremora. However, the Dremora Marknyaz thinks that I am going to be an easy recruit for becoming a follower of Mehrunes Dagon considering that I am having sex with a Flame Atronach. However, I have no interest in becoming a Daedra.
It's over bro, somebody's already been there.

 

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