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Serious Not even Jesus Christ suffered more than your average incel here

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People in my country are very fixated on the figure of Jesus Christ and how badly he was treated by the population, dropping blood from all the whipping and being crucified. This happened in the last year of his life.

We have spent two decades or more being the victims of bullying, rejected, ignored, and ostracized. All because of our looks and neurodivergent behavior. Where are my cult followers?
 
Nobody wants to be aligned with us male incels.
 
He had friends and followers and was widely loved.

(That is if he even existed at all which is highly doubtful)

Meanwhile we don’t get shit, are hated for simply existing at worst, simply ignored like we don’t exist at best and have to experience this world as unhappy spectators while unworthy nothing faggots like clavicular get everything because they were born with great facial bones.

If Jesus were real and we could somehow sentence him to a punishment for fucking us over I’d very much be in favor of forcing him to live the life or lives of the most worse off of incels but without any knowledge of his status as god or any knowledge he’d eventually get his powers back so he could truly and finally understand the level of suffering he condemned us to and inflicted upon us as the creator, architect and CEO of this evil world.
 
I’d get a great deal of satisfaction and joy over watching Jesus have to live the life of @FAT FEMALES FANTASY friend Shane or Baraka Mcray or Cho.

Now THAT would be life fuel for me. :feelsthink:
 
He had friends and followers and was widely loved.

(That is if he even existed at all which is highly doubtful)

Meanwhile we don’t get shit, are hated for simply existing at worst, simply ignored like we don’t exist at best and have to experience this world as unhappy spectators while unworthy nothing faggots like clavicular get everything because they were born with great facial bones.

If Jesus were real and we could somehow sentence him to a punishment for fucking us over I’d very much be in favor of forcing him to live the life or lives of the most worse off of incels but without any knowledge of his status as god or any knowledge he’d eventually get his powers back so he could truly and finally understand the level of suffering he condemned us to and inflicted upon us as the creator, architect and CEO of this evil world.
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I've grown to respect Buddha more as a spiritual figure. He didn't claim to be God nor demanded an Orthodox religion with specific doctrines convert the whole planet to "spread the word" or something. He taught that attachment leads to suffering, which is one powerful statement that not many people think about.
 
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If Jesus arrived back on Earth tomorrow, nobody would follow Him because He would be short. He would unironically get labeled as the Anti-Christ.
 
Then the ACTUAL Anti-Christ would be some tall mogger Chad that would win over the hearts of billions. Meanwhile the only people who will follow Jesus would be the incels and then we will all be saved while the rest of the world is killed off and sent to Hell.

It's a fun story to think about, isn't it?
 

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