Alas, my local embassy has received so many prank calls by ignorant fools that they no longer answer the phone. I've tried calling now several times throughout the past few days, and no answer. I request help of my fellow northkoreamaxxing brocels that you call your local DPRK Embassy and tell them you are part of the Korean Friendship Association (KFA) and that you want to form an organisation for lonely individuals who are sick of the moral decadence in this individualistic western society and want to be part of the DPRK that are unified in their support for Juche ideology and Respected Comrade Kim Jong Un.
Ask them how we can do the following
1. Donate to the DPRK Military
2. Donate to the DPRK Government
Once we form an organisation, about ten of us here will fly out to Pyongyang and have a special meeting with the dear leader Kim Jong Un where we will build a special friendship with the DPRK and we may even receive free Korean lessons, enabling us to garner full citizenship and overtime becoming very naturalised. Tell them our organisation for lonely men will be sure to provide more than take. Once in Korea, we could make videos for the government showing the nation how the Jews are the reason behind the hardships the North has faced... But what do I mean when I say this?
Jews pretty much own every single bank in the world, however, they do not own the North Korean banks, and Jews own all the media, thus they are responsible for spewing lies about North Korea. Once we tell them this, not only will we have trust by the North Korean people, but based anti semitism would grow within the country and in the government.
Ask them how we can do the following
1. Donate to the DPRK Military
2. Donate to the DPRK Government
Once we form an organisation, about ten of us here will fly out to Pyongyang and have a special meeting with the dear leader Kim Jong Un where we will build a special friendship with the DPRK and we may even receive free Korean lessons, enabling us to garner full citizenship and overtime becoming very naturalised. Tell them our organisation for lonely men will be sure to provide more than take. Once in Korea, we could make videos for the government showing the nation how the Jews are the reason behind the hardships the North has faced... But what do I mean when I say this?
Jews pretty much own every single bank in the world, however, they do not own the North Korean banks, and Jews own all the media, thus they are responsible for spewing lies about North Korea. Once we tell them this, not only will we have trust by the North Korean people, but based anti semitism would grow within the country and in the government.
ALSO, I don't want to be fucking trucker or something and get paid 60 yen a week.
