Be more careful with your use of indefinite articles, the added constant is only appropriate when the noun begins with a vowel, "fourteen" does not. Are you mentally pronouncing that "one-four" or some shit? WTF is wrong with you?
I am an obese neckbeard weeaboo and I've never had a JB GF so I'm not sure where the fuck you're looking.
I remember in the ancient pre-Facebook days MSN had these location-based chatrooms people would talk to random strangers inbut they closed down.
Hey man, I still like pokemon... albeit moreso the lolis in the TV series. While I haven't gotten into the games much, I've gotten into similar grinding games like Disgaea so I don't appreciate your condemnation of gaming habits as a "state of childhood".
What are your more mature habits? Supposedly watching sports or going to strip clubs is 'adult' behavior but it doesn't seem particularly sophisticated to me.
I should probably buy a Nintendo Switch just to spite you. Anyone recommend some games on it?
If you're attracted to a girl primarily because she looks prepubescent, and you feel like that for more than 6 months, then that's actually the definition of pedophilia.
LOL you sound like such a feminist jew. Nothing at all wrong with that. I'd marry a twelve-year old right now if I could. No babies until she can squat 200 pounds though, I want to make sure she has a strong pelvis before she bears my children. She'll probably be 20 by the time she can work up to that unless it's Brock Lesnar's daughter.
Keep in mind that means 17, 13, 11, 7, 5, 3 or 1 only.
