JFL Noodle has dating advice for ricecels

[Lv99_BixNood]

View: https://old.reddit.com/r/AsianMasculinity/comments/1pcl9az/as_an_asian_woman_here_are_my_dating_advice/

The last one is to date early. Gosh, how are you 22 and never been in a relationship? People start dating when they’re kids. You need some dating experience. Practice makes better.

Just date bro

 

[Bulbasaur]

1. be white
2. consult rule 1

 

[BasedGoyslopReviews]

The last one is to date early. Gosh, how are you 22 and never been in a relationship? People start dating when they’re kids. You need some dating experience. Practice makes better.

omg
loneliness rates dropped to 0%
give this prolapsing salmon bucket a nobel peace prize

 

[BasedGoyslopReviews]

1. be white
2. consult rule 1

1. jdbw
2. date mentally ill white whores with negative ingroup preference bias

 

[DoomThreeKoala]

Tagging ricecels: @The Judge @PvZcel @sub5ricemale @kerberos41

 

[Bulbasaur]

Also Catch 22. In order for me to date, I need experience, but I can't get experience because no one would date me because of lack of experience.

 

[SociallyStunted]

Im guessing shes talking about east asians not south/sea

Also wtf does rule 17 mean? Learn how to eat women?

 

[DoomThreeKoala]

Im guessing shes talking about east asians not south/sea

Also wtf does rule 17 mean? Learn how to eat women?

I think it means she likes having her pussy eaten.

 

[DoomThreeKoala]

Gonna respond to this.
Well, kudos she isn't an oxford study whore. At least she is asianu onury. I'm a mayocel but I can still respond to this.

[1] Dating 101: Do not send dick pics unless she asks for it. Your dick isn’t special. There are plenty of guys with dicks. Even if yours is big, it doesn’t impress me. Your attentiveness does.

Fair enough, but the end is retarded. I'll let @LastGerman debunk this.

[2] If you’re out of town and want to talk to me, don’t ask me if I can travel. Huge turn off early in the relationship. Of course, I’d travel when we are official. I’m not stingy. I just need you to make the effort first.

What she really means is she wants the princess treatment. AWALT proven once again.

[3] On your dating profile, do not post a picture with you and your boy. It’s weird and dumb, especially if your boy is a more attractive person than you. If you want one photo to show you’re social, put one with a group of friend.

The "more attractive" thing shows she'll want him and not the people she's speaking to. Cuckoldry.

[4] Stop asking for pictures. It’s demanding and annoying. I get thousands of messages from guys asking me to send another picture. Who are you? Don’t ask unless we are dating and I’ve shown you that I like you. It comes off as controlling.

If it was Chang she wouldn't mind.

[5] No one wants to see your 6 packs or you flexing your arms on Tinder. It comes off as cocky.

See above. Plus this proves there's no gym for your face.

[6] The reason why toxic men always get women is because of how self-aware they are early on in the relationship. They know how to make a woman feel special even if it’s not genuine. They only start treating us badly when they already have control over us. This is a mind game. I’m not saying you need to be toxic, but you need to know how to approach a woman and make her special at first impression.

No, retard. It's because they make your sideways pussy wet. @MountainGorilla

[7] Ask for my number in person if you’re interested. Your effort shows that you’re trying. I know you may look awkward, but so am I.

She's an attention whore.

[8] Please go to the gym and work out. I’m not asking you to have 6 packs, but do you really think I would be into someone overweight or underweight?

See #5. If you want someone who goes to the gym, they're gonna flex it.

[9] Get a haircut. Cut those sides from your head. Asians have spooky sides, so get rid of them and it’d make you look cleaner.

Chang gets away with it. He can be bald and get loads of sex.

[10] Stop talking about how you’re hot for an Asian guy. Huge turn off. It makes you sound like you’re not confident. It points out your insecurities, especially when the dating market already prefers whites. Just be proud of yourself. Also, don’t mention about how you’re big for an Asian guy.

"muh confidence"

[11] Learn to socialize with women. Talk to your sisters casually. Talk to your female friends. Just talk to woman and be normal around us. I realized most men barely talked to a woman in their whole life except their mom.

Socialmaxxing can help but it ain't everything. Plus you need to be at least LTN to not be immediately socially outcasted.

[12] Your mom should never be in the relationship until after I’ve committed to dating you. I’m close to my parents and value respecting parents, but if your mom is involved early on, it’s a big red flag for me. Once we’re committed, I’d cook for your mom and take care of her.

Reasonable.

[13] Have a job. Seriously, even if you’re a student, at least do a part time job so we can go on dates.

"I provide for my healthy boyfriend while he is unemployed." Megathread

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incels.is

[14] The last one is to date early. Gosh, how are you 22 and never been in a relationship? People start dating when they’re kids. You need some dating experience. Practice makes better.

@AutistSupremacist

[15] Dress well. You don’t need to be spending thousands of dollars on your clothing. There are so many good clothing from cheap stores. Even H & M, Zara, Guess and Hollister have good fashion. Iron your clothes. Fold and hang them.

No style for your face.

[16] If I don’t reply every hour, stop asking what happened to me. You’re coming off as desperate. Give me space. I have a life, too. It’s okay to check if I disappear for two days, but if it’s just one, let me be — especially if we’re at the talking stage.

Somewhat reasonable, but if a toilet is gone 24 hours I know they are getting railed.

[17] Learn to eat woman and do it long. Oh gosh, I met two hot guys before and they barely went down on me then acted surprised because I didn’t want to date them.

Not into eating pussy.

 

[Hoodpreet]

1. jdbw
2. date mentally ill white whores with negative ingroup preference bias

Only works for sandnigs and blacks tbh. But I agree with what you’re implying, JBW is overexaggerated by ethnics on this forum

 

[wgm24]

My favorite part is her admitting she gave sex to two dudes without even dating them and then framing it like they lost out
The modern femoid brain should be studied for science

 

[wgm24]

She said toxic dudes treat women more special but the reality is she felt special in those relationships because a dude who mogs her with high status gave her attention and she knows she didnt deserve it

 

[AutistSupremacist]

The last one is to date early.

 

[kapri]

It's like shopping to them

 

[nakolas]

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[Lv99_BixNood]

Also Catch 22. In order for me to date, I need experience, but I can't get experience because no one would date me because of lack of experience.

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22 is definitely too old to start having sex

 

[The Notorious SLAV]

"Just be Chad enough to be able to start early. Problem solved!"

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[WastedPotential]

Tagging ricecels: @The Judge @PvZcel @sub5ricemale @kerberos41

@Animecel2D

 

[sub5ricemale]

Cookie cutter shit. As always, its like theyre speaking with their fingers rather than their brains

 

[ColderManTruce]

1. be white
2. consult rule 1

 

[kerberos41]

Tagging ricecels: @The Judge @PvZcel @sub5ricemale @kerberos41

Thank you for quoting every piece of "advice" she said in a later post so I didn't have to click on it.
Her advice is for those bluepill manlets. Those normies are probably 4 or 5, not Chang, but they're not blackpilled either. She's basically saying: If you're not Chang, you need to be a simp so I'll consider giving you a chance.
In fact, I've seen foids asking for his contact information, or calling him Daddy and Husband, and asking for dick photos on countless Chang's DouYin. He doesn't have to do any of the advice, or even violate it: send pictures of ABS, ask for photos, don't cut hair, and so on.
All in all. Her tirade was basically: Chang or simp.

 

[kerberos41]

BTW i'm 21, so he I guess I still have a year.

 

[subhuman0]

I havent cut my hair in two years jfl

 

[VanGobbel]

1. be white
2. consult rule 1

 

[incel3roar]

Also Catch 22. In order for me to date, I need experience, but I can't get experience because no one would date me because of lack of experience.

Double edged sword