SuicideFuel No one says "I wish I had less sex" on his deathbed

[TheNEET]

I'll probably regret a lifetime of sexlessness (and also sleepoverlessness)

 

[Mulattocel]

“sleepoverlessness”

 

[Deleted member 36666]

Somebody must've said that as a bit, for comedic effect

 

[Selbsthass]

No one says "I wish I spent less times with my friends and spouse" either. I will probably continue to regret numerous social things I haven't achieved in life, but at least I will make sure I won't be on my deathbed :^)

 

[BarrelStuffer]

What is there to regret if you never had a choice in the matter?

 

[ItsOver4cel]

mentally crippled by sleepoverless teen years​

unironically this

 

[JoeBruhcel]

mentally crippled by sleepoverless teen years​

Unironically this

 

[Deleted member 38579]

nobody ever says ''i wish i was shorter'' either

 

[FuRed]

(and also sleepoverlessness)

 

[HeroinNihilism]

our beds are already death beds