No! I’m not giving you a cigarette.

[Feeshtu]

Today, I had three people ask me for a cigarette.
One homeless foid and two of my neighbors.

Who are these people to ask me for a cigarette?

Especially my neighbors.

I’ve lived here for more than 5 years.
No one has ever invited me to do anything.
My neighbors almost never speak to me.

And then…..they ask for a cigarette.

No, you don’t get to just ignore me for 5 years and then ask me for a damn thing.
They get nothing.

I am the lone wolf of my neighborhood.

They are all friends and hang out together.

While I am left alone in despair.

 

[chudjak]

You own a house?

 

[Sex-Starved Beast]

Give them the cigarette so they get lung cancer

 

[Lonelyus]

I would give a cigarette so i dont get killed, I would say there you go, And light it then i would go away, He will be too busy to smoke it

 

[Longboimentalist]

light the cigarette, then casually throw it at their eyes