SuicideFuel [NIGHTMARE SUICIDE FUEL] Reddit: sexual experiences

[germancel1991]

"If sexual experiences were like trading cards, what would be your rarest card?"

Fuck the part about the trading cards, this thread is just about bragging with sexual experiences and it is one of the most brutal suifuels I've ever witnessed. Even if half of it is larp, the rest is still enough to make the shares of the rope industry skyrocket.

Only read if you've had a good day so far and aren't emotionally unstable.

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View: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/rf7qwi/if_sexual_experiences_were_like_trading_cards/

 

[Deleted member 39207]

Only read if you've had a good day so far and aren't emotionally unstable.

no can do boyo

 

[Deleted member 36666]

Jacking off during classes with the teacher looking at my direction

 

[Deleted member 21821]

Jacking off during classes with the teacher looking at my direction

that true tallfag?

 

[Deleted member 36666]

that true tallfag?

I didn't cum but I was very obviously rubbing it off The teacher foid is probably still traumatized

 

[Deleted member 21821]

The teacher foid is probably still traumatized

Good

 

[Deleted member 39412]

I didn't cum but I was very obviously rubbing it off The teacher foid is probably still traumatized

she probably liked it

 

[Deleted member 36666]

she probably liked it

You're on .is

 

[TheDarkEnigma]

I didn't cum but I was very obviously rubbing it off The teacher foid is probably still traumatized

Was she hot? Describe her to me.

 

[Deleted member 36666]

Was she hot? Describe her to me.

Not a hag, just middle aged (noodle)

 

[TheDarkEnigma]

Not a hag, just middle aged (noodle)

Must had high sex drive but I don't see how a plain noodle would be a turn-on.

 

[Deleted member 36666]

Must had high sex drive but I don't see how a plain noodle would be a turn-on.

It was just a random boner

 

[TheDarkEnigma]

It was just a random boner

So you weren't fantasizing about your teacher while you were getting it on?

 

[Deleted member 36666]

So you weren't fantasizing about your teacher while you were getting it on?

No, I hate most people I see, I wouldn't even hate fuck her

 

[TheDarkEnigma]

No, I hate most people I see, I wouldn't even hate fuck her

Makes no sense to stare at her while beating your meat then.

 

[Deleted member 36666]

Makes no sense to stare at her while beating your meat then.

Comedic effect.